Bob was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress
about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of common knowledge and his fairly low IQ.
He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”
Marlene replies, “Why thank you, dear!”
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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