A Poor Farmer

The priest said to the poor farmer, “If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?”

“Yes.”

“And if you had a cow?”

“Absolutely.”

“And a goat?”

“Sure.”

“A pig?”

“Now, that’s not fair!” protested the farmer. “You know I have a pig!”

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Super Farmer – Meenakshi Sundaram & Tamil Arasan

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Super Farmer

Meenakshi Sundaram & Tamil Arasan

Genre: Other

Publish Date: April 26, 2018

Publisher: Pep production

Seller: Meenakshi Sundaram


In a world of rapid urbanisation,  a farmer in a village gets a rare natural mutation in a flood that turns him into super farmer.  He who is indian superhero who goes on a quest to bring about an ecological balance to the world and find innovative solution to fight against natural disaster and climate change .. His journey involves a twisted adventure and innovations that can make his planet better for its habitat.  Like this story ? Please tell your friends and folks or talk about it in a tea break .  it will really help us a lot  Thanks in advance read all the episodes fellas… Disclaimer: This story is purely imaginary and is intended for entertainment purpose only.

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Farmer Math

A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the
second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to
argue.

Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest
therefore got one-half, or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17.
The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove home.

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Chaos Theory – Merry Farmer

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Chaos Theory

Merry Farmer

Genre: Contemporary

Publish Date: March 1, 2017

Publisher: Merry Farmer

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Melody Clutterbuck has her eyes on the prize, and that prize is handsome, uptight engineer, Will Darling. As part-owner of the local flower shop, people expect her notoriously sunny disposition and esoteric way of doing things to shine, but when the town gets wrapped up in an orienteering competition, Melody’s competitive nature comes out. She plans to win both the wilderness event and the man, and nothing will get in her way. Not even Wil himself. Will Darling is nothing if not a fierce competitor. He is focused, determined, and driven. So when he finds himself falling for Melody and her chaotic, flighty, sexy ways, it seriously threatens his regimented world. And when they’re paired together for the orienteering competition and dropped into the middle of the Shoshone National Forest alone, more than one kind of sparks fly. Can Will hold onto his organized world or will the fire between him and Melody take over and spread chaos in its wake? PLEASE BE ADVISED: Steam Level – Very Hot

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Corva: The Perfect Bride – Merry Farmer

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Corva: The Perfect Bride

Merry Farmer

Genre: Religious

Publish Date: October 11, 2016

Publisher: Merry Farmer

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


(Please note that this is the sweet version of His Perfect Bride) For Corva Collier, life as a mail-order bride in the quirky town of Haskell, Wyoming is her last chance for escape. She longs for a peaceful life away from the darkness of her past where she can create the paintings that are close to her heart, and where she hopes she can grow to love her husband. But how do you love a man who was persuaded to marry you against his will? Franklin Haskell never planned to marry. What woman would want a man who was crippled due to his own arrogance? But when he is offered the chance to help a woman in crisis, he agrees to wed. Corva is so much more than he expected, and when a baseball game gives her the chance to shine, he loses his heart. But how do you tell a woman you love her when she deserves so much better? The game of love has never been so hard to play…or so worth winning. PLEASE BE ADVISED: Steam Level = Sweet If you would like to read a version of this story with “scenes,” check out His Perfect Bride.

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Opposites Attract – Merry Farmer

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Opposites Attract

Merry Farmer

Genre: Contemporary

Publish Date: January 30, 2017

Publisher: Merry Farmer

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Haskell, Wyoming has a rich and vibrant history, dating back to the Old West. But with the opening of Paradise Space Flight, an aeronautics company and brain-child of Howard Franklin Haskell IV, the entire town is looking to the future. All except cowgirl, Casey Flint. Daughter of one of the original Paradise Ranch families, Casey is reeling from all of the change in her hometown. Even more so when project manager Scott Martin moves into town and turns her world upside down. Scott is more than ready to embrace the quieter pace of life that Haskell represents while helping a new and exciting company to launch…in more ways than one. His life gets even better when he meets and falls hard for local girl, Casey. But Casey proves to be more of a challenge than he anticipated when she seeks to block his efforts to buy land from her father. Scott and Casey rub each other the wrong way, but the sparks they create are irresistible. But just as the two rivals are tempted to give in to attraction, the infamous Bonneville family causes trouble for both Scott and Casey’s family. When they threaten to buy out Casey’s family’s ranch, everyone’s futures are in jeopardy. Hearts are on the line as the cowgirl and the engineer must work together to preserve the past and protect the future. The Nerds of Paradise series take place in the modern-day world of Haskell, Wyoming. Want to read about the founding and history of the town? Check out The Brides of Paradise Ranch historical western series! PLEASE BE ADVISED: Steam Level – Very Hot

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Sting, Mylene Farmer play lovers in ‘hot’ new music video

In this Sept. 17, 2015 photo, Sting and Mylene Farmer pose for a portrait at MSR Studios in New York. Sting and Farmer play lovers in a new music video for their duet. In person, they play like old friends who kiss on the cheek. Farmer remade Sting's 2003 song "Stolen Car" and released the single last month. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Invision/AP)NEW YORK (AP) — Sting and French singer Mylene Farmer play steamy lovers in a new music video for their duet. In person, they play like old friends who kiss on the cheek.



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Farmer’s Vineyard – Ethan Farmer

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Farmer’s Vineyard

Ethan Farmer

Genre: Jazz

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: August 7, 2015

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The Farmer Takes a Wife – Genevieve Turner

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The Farmer Takes a Wife

Las Morenas #0.5

Genevieve Turner

Genre: Western

Publish Date: May 1, 2015

Publisher: Penny Bright Publishing, LLC

Seller: Penny Bright Publishing


Marcus Gries has loved Miss Laura Kemper for two years. The poor man has never actually spoken to her, but he knows what he wants and it’s Laura. One night at a barn dance he resolves to ask her for a dance. A dance, a walk, and soon enough, he’ll might even have the nerve to ask her to be his wife. Laura Kemper has no intention of marrying—her mind is too much occupied with her father’s decline and her family’s woes. So when the handsome farmer she’s never noticed much before asks her to dance, she accepts, thinking it will go no further. But when the dance turns into a blossoming affection, Laura finds herself the recipient of an unexpected proposal. She must decide which is more dear: her duty to her family or her feelings for Marcus?

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Our Little Secrets – Merry Farmer

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Our Little Secrets

Montana Romance, 1

Merry Farmer

Genre: Historical

Publish Date: May 30, 2012

Publisher: Merry Farmer

Seller: Smashwords


Michael West swore he would never fall in love again. So when the beautiful and wily Charlotte steps off the train looking for a new life he jumps at the business opportunity she presents. Engaged forty-five minutes after meeting, married the next day, Michael thinks he’s found everything a respectable man should have. Except that Michael is as far from respectable as they come. They agreed not to ask questions about each other’s pasts, but when the past seeps into their present Michael suspects his passionate new wife is not who she says she is. Too bad he’s already fallen in love with her.Charlotte Baldwin has a secret. She fled Philadelphia to escape the sins of her past but someone is following her. What better way to hide than by marrying Michael West, Cold Springs, Montana’s enigmatic shopkeeper? A new name, a new life, and a passionate husband is exactly what she needs to leave her sins behind. But when it comes to keeping secrets Charlotte may have met her match in Michael. When a connection neither of them expects catches up with them, the shocking revelation means Charlotte may have run right into the arms of her enemy.No sin stays a secret forever….

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Our Little Secrets – Merry Farmer

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Our Little Secrets

Montana Romance, 1

Merry Farmer

Genre: Historical

Publish Date: May 30, 2012

Publisher: Merry Farmer

Seller: Smashwords


Michael West swore he would never fall in love again. So when the beautiful and wily Charlotte steps off the train looking for a new life he jumps at the business opportunity she presents. Engaged forty-five minutes after meeting, married the next day, Michael thinks he’s found everything a respectable man should have. Except that Michael is as far from respectable as they come. They agreed not to ask questions about each other’s pasts, but when the past seeps into their present Michael suspects his passionate new wife is not who she says she is. Too bad he’s already fallen in love with her.Charlotte Baldwin has a secret. She fled Philadelphia to escape the sins of her past but someone is following her. What better way to hide than by marrying Michael West, Cold Springs, Montana’s enigmatic shopkeeper? A new name, a new life, and a passionate husband is exactly what she needs to leave her sins behind. But when it comes to keeping secrets Charlotte may have met her match in Michael. When a connection neither of them expects catches up with them, the shocking revelation means Charlotte may have run right into the arms of her enemy.No sin stays a secret forever….

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Hugh Jackman keeps his promise to an Ethiopian coffee farmer

The actor and his wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, brew up coffee and a dream for one Ethiopian community. Rough Cut (no reporter narration)


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Urban Farmer Starting His Own Revolution | Super Soul Sunday | Oprah Winfrey Network

Will Allen has been a professional athlete and worked in corporate America. Still, he says, being a farmer is the biggest and most rewarding path he could have chosen. Will is the founder of Growing Power, an organization dedicated to teaching people in urban Milwaukee how to grow good food. “We’re only six blocks away from Milwaukee’s largest public housing project,” he says. “When people drive by the street and they see the greenhouses on the front, they have no idea that we feed about 10,000 people just from this farm alone.” See more of Will’s mission above and find out how the simple act of planting seeds has turned the lives of countless children around.

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