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As a receptionist in a doctor’s office, I once admitted a lady in her eighties. In going over her admission health profile, I was asking her questions
to clarify the boxes she had checked.

I got to the box where she had checked “Emotional Problems” and asked her to clarify what she had wrong.

She just sighed and shrugged her shoulders. “I have had seven children. If that isn’t enough to make someone nuts, I don’t know what is.”

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Deez Nuts Endorses Bernie Sanders And John Kasich For Presidential Nomination

Deez Nuts, the 15-year-old presidential candidate who has attracted national attention after polling better than some Republicans seeking the White House, tried to exercise some political muscle on Saturday,  endorsing Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) in the Democratic presidential primary and Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) in the Republican presidential primary.

Deez Nuts told In These Times that he endorsed Sanders because “he almost completely agrees on me with social issues and even some on fiscal issues.”

Deez Nuts, whose real name is Brady Olson, clarified that he was endorsing himself in the general election. He cannot constitutionally be president because he is too young but in a recent Public Policy poll, Deez Nuts polled better than several Republican presidential candidates.

No word yet on who will get the endorsement of Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks, another presidential candidate.

 

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