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It’s been a few weeks but, the “good guy” Stevie J is back on Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, and things get interesting quickly now that he is back on the scene. 

But before we hop into that drama, last night’s episode picks up with fan favorite Tokyo Vanity during a performance of her new music. Tokyo admits she misses Wanda Sykes’ twin aka Tabius and invites him to the show. While she performing her song, she sees him having a conversation with Keely who she can’t stand at all. Keely is there “scouting talent” and wants to break bread with Tokyo because she feels they got off on the wrong foot.

After her performance, Tabius greets her with some flowers and Keely and Tokyo is not too happy to see her. Keely and Tabius try to talk to Tokyo, but she does not want to hear it. She dismisses Keely due to her messy nature and eventually Tabius too just for the fact he brought her back there in the first place.

We really don’t understand why Keely was there either and why she is still on this show.

Thanks to a conversation with Sierra later, Tokyo decides to give the love of her life Tabius another shot.

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Calvin Harris Is Not Pleased With All Those ‘Happy Ending’ Breakup Rumors

Calvin Harris certainly knows how to quash a rumor. 

The 31-year-old DJ was apparently displeased by RadarOnline’s report claiming Taylor Swift had dumped him after he was spotted leaving a massage parlor that is allegedly known for providing “happy endings” to its clients in September. 

After buzz of their alleged breakup went viral on Monday, Harris turned to Twitter to attempt to put rumors to rest:

And if you want Swift’s take on all of this, she favorited his tweet, which is probably the most we’ll hear from her on the issue. 

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A Gay Dad Sounds Off On Why Mike Huckabee Is Choking On Those Rainbow Doritos

My sons love Doritos. Jesse is a Nachos Doritos guy, and Jason, always his own man, loves the Ranch flavored.

I love the It Gets Better Project. They have provided inspiration and tangible help for teens at risk for suicide. It is a cause that no one in their right mind could be against. Yes, Mike Huckabee, you can take that for all it’s worth — you’re an idiot.

The recent campaign in which Doritos sold bags of rainbow chips to raise money for the It Gets Better Project brought smiles across our household. The campaign went well and before we could get on the computer to order our special bag, it was over. Sold out.

Mike Huckabee, a financial wizard of the Bigotry Industry has stepped in to demonize the efforts however. Huckabee does this under the guise of being “Christian.” He claims that Christianity is important to him. Unfortunately, few have done so much harm to the true precepts of Christianity as has Mike Huckabee. I would go so far as to say that Huckabee is to the heart of Christ what Judas Iscariot was to Jesus. He betrays it with a kiss.

Mike Huckabee, a financial wizard of the Bigotry Industry has stepped in to demonize the efforts however. Huckabee does this under the guise of being “Christian.” He claims that Christianity is important to him. Unfortunately, few have done so much harm to the true precepts of Christianity as has Mike Huckabee. I would go so far as to say that Huckabee is to the heart of Christ what Judas Iscariot was to Jesus. He betrays it with a kiss.

The Huckabee Hate Rainbow: No matter what Christian value he tramples, whether it is abuse of children, incest, dereliction of duty or feeding a rich man’s greed, Mike Huckabee is for it, as long as it is anti-gay.

A rich man donates to hate, Huckabee organizes a campaign to make him richer. A homophobe incest abuser is found out, Huckabee rationalizes away all he has done. A woman dishonors her office and tries to humiliate loving families, mocking them for wanting to be married, and there is Huckabee holding her hand in front of a stolen rock anthem. Now, Huckabee is attacking an organization that has saved the lives of thousands of teens. All of this done under the banner of “Christianity.” If you believe him, Huckabee press has gutted the soul of Christ of its love and compassion and replaced it with bigotry and homophobia.

“Meet your new sick partner,” Huckabee sends to Doritos, framing the It Gets Better Project as a “hate group.” As he does so, he tweets to his legion “Stand by me,” otherwise translated as “send money.”

How does Huckabee justify this categorization of an organization that is so profoundly good as being something so heinously bad? Two words: Dan Savage.

Dan Savage loathes Huckabee. Dan Savage is also famous for loathing Rick Santorum. Both those men, and others who have received Savage scorn deserve exactly what they got. Dan’s tactics are not gentle, nor are they the type that will be discussed at the family dinner table. Dan Savage is the LGBTQ version of Donald Rumsfield. He embraces “Shock and Awe.” He seeks to appall and disgust the card-carrying homophobes to their pearl-clutching cores. He succeeds.

Savage made a recording, not for the faint of heart, that turns a Savage/Huckabee handshake into a sexual chronicle would make even the most sexually free go “Ewww.” For the sexually repressed, it just makes their head explode. You can see what I meanhere. Of course, taking that piece of Savage’s work and equating it to what is being done at the It Gets Better Project, is like taking mainstream Christianity and comparing it to this.

Exploding heads are a good thing for Huckabee. He has long learned that when a homophobe gets irate, he or she goes for their wallet. So as Kim Davis no longer is of use to him, he has now taken aim at the corn chip.

As he does, so have I, in my own letter to Doritos.

Dear Doritos,

It was with great joy that my family and I saw your latest campaign “There is nothing BOLDER than being yourself” campaign. I am happy for your success and the contribution you have made to the It Gets Better Project.

That success is not without cost, obviously. You have earned the vitriol of the people of a certain mindset, particularly those who are followers of Mike Huckabee.

Huckabee has publicly addressed you and attempted to integrate your campaign with an attack made on him by Dan Savage. The two events are non-sequiturs.

While Dan Savage came up with the idea for the “It Gets Better” inspiration to save lives, his editorials and the It Gets Better Project organization are unrelated entities.

That Huckabee does not understand the Savage piece about him is irrelevant to your efforts. Huckabee missed Savage’s intent on the recording. Savage has an in-your-face X-rated style undisputedly. He sought to show that homophobic oppression is as vile and disgusting to families such as mine as descriptive sexual concepts are to Huckabee.

There is a big difference between the harm of Huckabee’s rhetoric and that of Savage, however. While Huckabee may be shocked at Savage’s tone and verbiage, Huckabee’s parents will not walk in finding him cutting himself or reaching for narcotics. Huckabee’s loved ones will not wake to find out that he had gotten up early that morning and stepped in front of a train.

The victims of Huckabee have done exactly those things, and it is to them that the It Gets Better Project makes its outreach.

So thank you for your small campaign. I am confident that the viral stir it has made within progressive circles will help drive your business up. The backlash you are getting from those on the other side will die down. As they write out their protests on their Apple devices, post them on Facebook, they will soon be informed that both those entities have been far more LGBT community progressive than Frito Lay has been able to be.

While this note is a “thank you” letter, I actually mean it to be a letter of request.

Eat your own chips. More specifically, please take your own campaign slogan to heart. You encourage the eaters of your limited run colored chips to be BOLD.

Please, Doritos, be bold yourself. Put your rainbow chips in wide circulation. Don’t just let this be a limited campaign for the benefit of social media and a single check to the It Gets Better Project.

Let this be a message that American families see on each trip to the grocery store. Let the teen who is contemplating suicide because they fear the homophobic reaction of the world around them, that Mike Huckabee would prefer they live in, see the chips that tell them they are not alone.

As Huckabee tries to hijack the narrative and choke us all with homophobia, grab it back, and take it to the next level.

Do it. Be BOLD.

Huckabee’s hate then won’t have a chance. The mass crunching on a global scale will drown it out as a new brand of love hits the scene… one with a hint of spice, cheese and a kicky chili flavor.

Rob Watson lives in Santa Cruz, California with his family. He is a writer for The Next Family and Evol Equals. 

 

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Can’t Control the Weather – A Few Pointers to Keep Those Lo cks Looking Great on the Road

I did a column here last week about keeping our hair looking great in high humidity. We run into that ‘wall of water’ when we land in Miami, for example, or New York City in August … “Oh, man!” Hot and wet!

Part of the solution is that you just have to surrender some of that control. It is so difficult to keep the look you created in L.A. when you step off the plane in Atlanta. Depending on our natural hair, it can go flat and limp or wildly curly and frizzy.

Still, “be prepared,” pack your hair tools, favorite products and hair accessories along with a healthy dose of flexibility.

I recently traveled and forgot my conditioner and thought, “no big deal. How bad could hotel products be?” Well, they can be harsh on hair and, “yes,” they smell absolutely delicious and they suds-up like none other but be careful. Sometimes products with suds use a lot of sulfates, which can be hard on hair, especially if your hair has been chemically treated for a perm or coloring.

• My suggestion is to take travel-size products with you from home. Go to your favorite drug store and buy the small, plastic, airplane-approved, 3.4 oz. bottles and put your trusted products in them.

• When you head for another city, always pack a selection of hair accessories, including barrettes, which are trending strong, and ponytail holds and favorite hair clips. These are incredibly useful in taming hair when you’ve already tried hair mousse and gels. The variety of styles and availability is better than ever. Ponytails, buns and other updos work in virtually every environment from the boardroom to the gym. When you hit that wave of high humidity, a ponytail is a great way to go in a slick-back wet look.

• Humidity and free bath samples aren’t the only risks when traveling. Water is different everywhere. Some is soft and some is hard with lots of minerals. Those minerals can leave deposits on your hair, changing the texture or feel. Using your quality products from home can help this a lot. When you get home, detox your hair, wash it with a clarifying shampoo or a mix of baking soda and water. This will strip the hair of mineral build-up. Then apply a deep, penetrating mask or deep conditioner and let it sit on your hair for a good amount of time … Your hair will love you for it!

Remember, you can’t beat the weather, and you don’t pick the water coming out of the shower, so be flexible and patient out of town.

As always, be open to change!

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“Good Morning Children, Time to Open Up Those Eyes and Let the Sunshine Come in and Fertilize Your Brains!”

Growing up my family had a habit that was viewed as crazy by some, off the wall by others, and obscene by the truly informed.

My father had a very high work ethic. As CEO at the local Coca-Cola Bottling Company, he would sit in meetings with supervisors, listen to their reports….but tended to rely more on the information that he got directly from the route men, the ones that were in the stores, the ones that heard comments by store managers and floor managers….
comments often not passed on in a more formal meeting with somewhere higher in rank.

Thus he began the habit of being at the plant no later than 6 AM each morning so that he could walk among the trucks as they were being loaded, asking questions, listening for important information.

But Daddy had another peculiar habit…he liked to have breakfast with his entire family and Mother…a total of about 8, depending on the year and who had been born or come to live with us.

4:45 AM found Daddy going up and down the hallways…SINGING! Yes, Singing!

“Good morning children, time to open up those eyes and let the sunshine come in and fertilize your brains!”

As Daddy was not a singer, the tune would change each morning, but the words were always the same. He knew the first chorus would not be enough to get us out of the deep slumber and start to stagger into the kitchen where Mother was cooking breakfast, so there would be a second round of that melodious wonder.

If that didn’t work, Mother would go to each room, turn on the overhead lights that each had a 300 watt bulb in both outlets and scream at the top of her lungs, “GET UP.” Wanting to avoid that unpleasant ear-splitting scene, we usually responded to the second chorus. It was just so much more pleasant.

There was a 95% chance it was the same breakfast each morning….scrambled eggs that had been in the pan so long that they were very close to dust…you kept them out of a direct breeze from a fan as they would scatter on the table. Bacon was a crapshoot. It could have Mother run one of her lighters up and down the outside of each piece and thrown them on the platter, or it might have been in a pan, cooked down to pieces so hard that they would give beef jerky a three legged race to the undertaker as to which was harder to chew. Toast was usually decent…there is very little you can really do to toast.
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Surprisingly I look back on those times as good ones…but most people thought we were nuts. What Daddy didn’t know was that as soon as his car left the driveway we all went rushing back to bed and get in an hour or two more of sleep, then rise and go about our day.

The thing that continues to amaze me is that Daddy would even WANT to have breakfast with so many young, unpleasant, snarling children in the first place. Since there were so many of us, I suppose he looked at it as the one time he could have all of his chickadees in one place at the same time….and since we were on the edge of incoherence, he had a captive audience and could talk about all sorts of things.

The other thing is that he loved us. And on that count there was never any doubt.

“Good morning children, time to open up those eyes and let the sunshine come in and fertilize your brains!”

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10 Things Only Those Who Love an Introvert Would Understand

After nearly 25 years of marriage, I’m still a whole lot more social than my spouse, a personality clash that tends to become more pronounced during the winter holidays — as well as during the summer BBQ season. Fortunately, we’ve learned to compromise. We’ve made a deal that we rarely go out on both a Friday and a Saturday night in the same week. One night we hang at home and the other night we either go out as a couple — or I go out on a girls’ night.

Despite our disparate dispositions, it’s wonderful loving an introvert. Although my husband is quieter than I am, he takes everything in. He’s a fabulous listener who’s able to read between the lines. While others are talking, he’s processing his thoughts. As a result, his insights are usually a lot better than mine.

Do you love someone who has to be dragged kicking and screaming to parties, and then has to spend the next day alone so he or she can decompress? I asked the long-married extroverts in my friend group what it’s like for them to love an introvert. Here are 10 truths we’ve all come to understand over the years.

1. The need to take two cars to any social event in case either of you wants to duck out early.
Not every introvert is shy, but most introverts derive energy from being alone — and not from being around a large group of people at a party. As Susan Cain writes in her landmark book Quiet: The Power of Introverts In a World That Can’t Stop Talking, “Shyness is the fear of social disapproval or humiliation, while introversion is a preference for environments that are not overstimulating.” Introverts may be OK with crowds — but only in small doses.

2. If you don’t have two cars, the need for a private signal in case your introvert partner wants to make a quick escape.

“Introverts are excellent listeners and not big minglers, so at parties, we’re sitting ducks for chatterboxes,” Sophia Dembling, author of Introverts in Love: The Quiet Way to Happily Ever After, told The Huffington Post. “And while extroverts have a talent for flitting from person to person at a party, introverts are not always good at extricating ourselves from conversations that have gone on too long.”

3. Your partner’s inclination to think through an issue before opening his or her mouth, even though you may like to talk everything out.
As Cain says, “Introverts are careful, reflective thinkers who can tolerate the solitude that idea-generation requires.” Introverts are the ones who prefer listening to speaking, reading to partying; who innovate and create but dislike self-promotion; who favor working on their own over brainstorming in teams.

4. Your partner’s panic when the hostess sits him or her next to a stranger at a long dinner party.

Studies indicate that, generally speaking, extroverts often are better able to find common ground and talk about a wide range of subjects with people they don’t know. Introverts, in many cases, are less comfortable exchanging stories with strangers. Mary Kelley, an extrovert friend of mine married to an introvert, says her husband always gets up from the table early if seated next to people he doesn’t know. “When he gets up, I know it’s my cue that we’re about to leave,” she said.

5. Your partner’s need to decompress after a social event.
Whereas extroverts might get antsy spending time on their own, introverts actually need to be alone in order to feel rejuvenated again.

6. The importance of routines.
Chaotic environments seem to sap the energy of the introverts my friends and I love. Routines, though, eliminate the need to make choices, thereby freeing up an introvert’s brain for more important things. Leah Myer, an extrovert friend of mine married to an introvert, says her husband hates it when she springs a social event on him. “He likes to know way ahead of time what’s coming up on our calendar,” she said.

7. Your partner’s irritation when you keep asking “is everything OK?” every few minutes when you’re with other people.
Peggy Bristoll, another extrovert friend of mine married to an introvert, says it took her a long time to stop checking in with her husband. “I learned that he was absolutely fine sitting on his own at a party and that asking him if he was OK all the time just irritated him,” she said.

8. That when your partner says, “I need to be alone for a while,” he or she is not being rude. It’s just the way your partner recharges his or her battery.

A 2010 study shed light on another reason why introverts sometimes prefer being alone. The study found that human faces may hold more meaning for extroverts than for introverts, which could be why extroverts are more likely to seek the company of others than introverts are.

9. Your partner’s ability to speak in front of a crowd, even if he or she doesn’t want to make small talk afterwards.
Research shows that introverts can sometimes make better leaders than extroverts. For example, Cain described Bill Gates, one of the world’s most successful businesspeople, as an introvert. He’s quiet, but able to speak in front of a large audience.

10. The trouble you’d get into if you ever planned social outings two nights in a row — or without asking your partner.
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The Cisgender Gaze: An Open Letter to Those Who Stare

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It’s funny how obscure you act when I enter a room. Yes, I see you glancing up casually from eating your burrito to examine me as I wait in line. You forget to finish chewing. I notice you in theaters, your eyes locked upon me as if sitting was a crime. Every time I look down at a magazine, there are your eyes, in the corner of mine just looking for whatever it is you expect from me. To be honest I’m quite content with myself. I’ve worked so very hard to become this person you gawk at rudely in the waiting room. It’s taken me so many years of affirmation and strength to love myself, and it’s something I continually work to re-affirm. Self love and self care are a daily uphill struggle for most of us, so why is it your place to deny me with the only contact we make? I love myself damn it, and I will not apologize for it. I’m tired of saying sorry.

One of the first things I always wonder is if you remember manners. Those old things? Yes, manners. I know they say chivalry is dead, but general respect and saying thank you never goes out of style in my world. My mother taught me that it’s rude to stare. She told me how disrespectful it comes off to suddenly start ignoring the person in front of you having a conversation. Despite what you may have been convinced, I do not enter society everyday to pass your test. I do not dress myself in accordance to your mandates, and I refuse to console you because this isn’t about you. Yet here you are, staring at me. Your gaze burning a hole through my being, casting a judgement upon my soul. I constantly wonder if you realize how you look, how others see you.

When you’re frozen there for about 30 seconds, you turn into a lifeless statue. Unlike you, I know how people see me. I’ve spent more than enough time watching people watch me. People of all ages, young and old alike. It’s funny, children never seem to notice me that much. I drift on by. It’s usually middle aged adults. Some gaze, look at me and see a beautiful woman. Some see a man in a dress. Some just stare and don’t know what to think. However you see me, I don’t want to know. It’s not fair for you to invade the sanctity of my body with your complete contempt of human decency. Next time when you’re out in the world and you see someone like me, keep your gaze to yourself. I don’t want your opinion, your validation, and I don’t care to cater to your audacity. After all, didn’t your mama teach you any manners?

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Seth MacFarlane Finally Addresses Those Caitlyn Jenner ‘Family Guy’ Clips

Earlier this month, Caitlyn Jenner introduced herself to the world with a 22-page Vanity Fair photo shoot. Jenner had only publicly come out as transgender back in April in an interview with Diane Sawyer, which led many to wonder: Did “Family Guy” actually know about this years ago?

Recently, “Family Guy” clips have resurfaced that some are saying predicted Jenner’s transition. In one clip from 2009, Stewie Griffin calls Jenner “an elegant, beautiful Dutch woman.” In another, Jenner dances provocatively for a crowd while Peter Griffin says, “Just wanted to remind you fellas what you’re all fighting for.”

When asked how the jokes came about during a recent “Ted 2” conference call, “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane said he’s “too savvy to comment on the issue to the media.” He explained, “Once the outrage industry shuts down, I will be happy to have an adult conversation about all of this stuff anytime anyone wants, but, even though I’m on the side of support, I just don’t think there’s any way to … you just got to play it safe because the climate is just too charged. Anything I say can and will be used against me.”

The comedian added, “My philosophy is live and let live, and if something makes someone happy, and they’re able to do it — as long as it isn’t hurting anybody — live and let live.”

During the call, MacFarlane also addressed political correctness in comedy, saying that most of the perceived outrage over jokes comes from the media, not the public. He added, “Nobody sets out to — at least I don’t — nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.”

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20 Powerful Pieces Of Advice For Those Going Through A Divorce

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If you want solid, honest advice about the divorce process, go directly to the source. No, not your divorce attorney — divorcés themselves. Who better to counsel you through the tough, sometimes crazy-making times than someone who’s lived through all of it and come out stronger?

Below, HuffPost Divorce readers on Facebook and Twitter share the one piece of advice that meant the most to them during the divorce process.

1. “Take the high road. I took it every single time. Even when it was difficult, it was always so worth it.”

2. “Never trash talk your ex in front of the kids. You may be exes now, but your kids just see you as their parents.”

3. “Mourn. Mourn the death of your marriage like you would a loved one and mourn the husband you thought you knew.”

4. “Focus fifty percent on kids and fifty percent on yourself. Don’t forget that self-care is important, too.”

5. “Conduct yourself in a way you can be proud of later on, when the divorce is over.”

6. “Know that your decision to hang on to hurt, anger and bitterness adds no value to your life or your kids’ lives.”

7. “You need a good friend. One of my best friends told me, ‘When you feel the urge to call him, call me instead.’ She was my voice of reason during my divorce.”

8. “My attorney sent me the ‘Let it Go’ music video from ‘Frozen.’ And that’s exactly what you need to do. You need to let it go. I focused on my kids. I tried to be amicable and make sure I was honest and ignored the rumors.”

9. “Find someone that offers real, honest advice. Someone I know told me, ‘I’m sorry this happened to you. This is going to suck for a long time’ and it was refreshing to hear. It lifted a huge weight off my chest. People had been telling me things like, ‘You’ll get through this and you’re so strong!” when all I wanted to hear was the brutal honest truth.”

10. “Love your children more than you hate your ex.”

11. “Stay classy in court — and rant all about it in the company of good friends later.”

12. “Fight only for things that cannot be replaced, like the kids. The rest is just stuff, completely immaterial.”

13. “Remember that you have to live with yourself after the divorce, so take pride in what you say and do.”

14. “Know that you deserved better than what your ex gave you.”

15. “Focus on the kids. Be a guard rail they can safely bump up against when the divorce process seems like it might derail them. Be the safe spot they can run to so they don’t go over the edge.”

16. “Let go and let your lawyer do their job.”

17. “Listen to your gut. Take those baby steps toward learning to trust yourself again.

18. “Be in control of yourself and how you act during the process. Make sure you have boundaries, especially if there weren’t any in the marriage.”

19. “Don’t expect anything you didn’t receive during the marriage. If it didn’t happen then, it won’t happen during the divorce process.”

20. “Pick your battles. Some things just aren’t worth the fight.”

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Here’s Who Ben Mendelsohn Wants To Play In ‘Star Wars’ If Those Rumors Are True

Ben Mendelsohn is having quite the moment, and if those “Star Wars” rumors end up being true, he’s bound to become a household name in Hollywood.

The Australian actor has been well-known back home since he was a teenager, but you’ve likely seen him more and more recently in American films and TV shows. He was killed by Bane in “The Dark Knight Rises,” played Jessa’s father in HBO’s “Girls,” and appeared alongside Brad Pitt in “Killing Them Softly.”

This year alone, Mendelsohn’s credits include Netflix’s “Bloodline,” Ryan Gosling’s directorial debut “Lost River,” gambler film “Mississippi Grind ” and indie Western “Slow West.” Let’s also not forget that he might star alongside Felicity Jones in “Star Wars: Rogue One.”

In John Maclean’s feature film debut, “Slow West,” Michael Fassbender (who previously worked with Maclean on two short films), plays Silas, a mysterious traveler headed west in 16th-century Colorado. Silas helps 16-year-old Scottish boy Jay Cavendish (Kodi Smit-McPhee) on his journey to find the girl he loves until they run into Mendelsohn’s Payne, a villainous leader of a gang of bounty hunters.

The Huffington Post sat down with Mendelsohn at the Tribeca Film Festival last month to discuss the wardrobe he took home from “Slow West,” who he’d like to play in the “Star Wars” universe, and his bizarre dance in “Lost River.”

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I loved “Slow West.” It’s so beautifully made.
Yeah, [Maclean] did really well, didn’t he? It’s beautifully shot. He’s got something, that guy. And Fassbender found him, or they found each other. So I just got asked on board when it was all in its shape and I have a little turn in it.

You don’t show up in too many scenes, but when Payne is on screen he definitely makes an impression.
This, I like this. And that coat [points to the film poster].

Payne’s coat is amazing! Did you get to keep it?
I have that coat. I have it sitting on a mannequin at home. I don’t have memorabilia, but try to take a bit of wardrobe, usually because they dress me better than I dress myself. But that coat, that’s a thing of beauty. I’m very proud of it.

Are you going to wear it around?
Yeah, I suppose I might bust it out in moments of great bravery or just deep cold. I did wear it for the premiere in Sundance.

What was it like working with Fassbender?
Michael had a lot of stuff to do. It was all drunk hoo-ha and boy, he did some incredibly dangerous things around a fire, which aren’t in the [final] cut. There was some falling, some drunken shenanigans near fires and rocks, sh*t that I was going, “Oh, f**k.” But there’s a fearlessness to the way he works that is pretty admirable. And Kodi [Smit-McPhee], there’s such a delicateness to him. When he starts acting, he feels like gossamer. It was a good couple of days.

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You’ve been so well-known in Australia, but now you’re finally having a breakthrough in the U.S. What’s that feel like?
It’s cool. It’s been a great several years. I came here for a very, very long time and just couldn’t get any sort of traction going. There were a couple of people who liked me, but it didn’t translate into anything that was employment based. I like to think that what really helped it was the one-two punch of “Animal Kingdom” and either “Place Beyond the Pines” or “Killing Them Softly.” Those combined really seemed to set some wind in the sails. It’s been a dreamy couple of years.

I bet. And now there’s those “Star Wars” rumors …
Yeah, there are those rumors.

So, are they just rumors?
They — I can definitively and honestly say to you that I have no job yet that I know of to go to. That may change. I would be very happy if that came to pass, but at this stage it’s just chatter.

Ideally, if you were in it, what character would you want to play?
It would depend. I think that the Empire has such room. We only know of a few people on the Empire side of the fence. “Star Wars” is populated by so many great types, who wouldn’t want to be a Han Solo kind of dude? And then you’ve got the whole Luke strain. I don’t think that they’re likely to — I’d be thrilled, actually, if they were looking at me for a Skywalkery-type of a number. But yeah, there’s a lot.

You also worked with Gosling again in “Lost River,” where you have singing and dancing scenes. Had you ever done something like that before?
No, I’ve never sung before. That’s me doing my Frankie Laine impersonation. There’s a little film I did where I sing a bit, but nothing like that. And the dance was something we just figured out very last minute just before we were going to shoot the scene. We knew we had it coming up and I went down there and we put on a A$ AP Rocky track and just danced off.

That’s even more bizarre because that’s totally different from the song playing in the scene.
That’s right, it’s not [the same]. But if you ever want to hear what it was that I was dancing to, it is “F**king Problems.”

Did you know the song before that?
Yeah, I was familiar with the opus. I’m a reasonably — I have my phases — but I really like music.

“Slow West” is now playing in select theaters.

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Queen Latifah Opens Up About Those Lesbian Love Scenes In ‘Bessie’

On-screen love scenes, gay or straight, should not be a matter of controversy, according to Queen Latifah.

Latifah spoke with BET about a same-sex kiss in the upcoming HBO biopic, “Bessie,” in which she stars as legendary blues singer, Bessie Smith, who was bisexual.

“You know, people feel a type of way when they see any sexuality on-screen, to me, and I think it’s almost human nature,” she said. “People are so fascinated by it. There shouldn’t even be a discussion, but it is because people are still curious and people still wonder how they feel about things. At the end of the day, I don’t really care if someone feels uncomfortable about it. It is what it is, and it’s life. So you either deal with it or not, you know? That’s your choice. It’s just part of who she is. I had to tell the story honestly.”

Latifah, who bares it all in “Bessie,” added that she hopes viewers don’t focus only on Smith’s romantic interests.

“I hope that it doesn’t become the sole issue because it’s really not just, you know, one thing about Bessie. There’s so many parts of who she was. [Her sexuality] was just part of it,” Latifah said.

In the April/May 2015 issue of Uptown magazine, the actress, who has faced rumors over her own sexuality, said she thinks that “people’s ideas in general are antiquated when it comes to who you love” and that society has not progressed quickly enough.

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You Know Those Guys Who Move on So Quickly? Here’s What Really Goes On Behind the Scenes.

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Louis C.K. Reveals He Recently Apologized to Sarah Palin for Those Infamous Profane Tweets

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What to Do About Those Thoughts You Can’t Get Out of Your Head?

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Do you ever find it impossible to get a thought out of your head? Do silly ideas insinuate themselves into your consciousness like ticks until they have become full blown cases of Lyme disease which require the kind of brain washing that’s the equivalent of a potent antibiotic? For instance have you ever been eating with someone and begun to think of them like a farmyard animal? At first it’s funny. You peer at your boy or girlfriend, husband or wife and they look just like pigs eating out of a trough. You might even laugh aloud and if you have that kind of relationship, share your feelings with them. After all, as we all know, feelings aren’t facts. Everyone thinks or feels this or that. It’s only human to have random sometimes naughty thoughts. The true problem begins when you can’t get rid of them though. Every time you sit down to eat with your beloved, even say when you fork out for the fancy French place, their nose looks like a snout and their munching has that frantic animal feel that leaves no doubt they’re going to eat everything on their plate. The disease begins to metastasize and as they sleep next to you snoring and grinding their incisors. You worry that during the night they’re going to turn over and even bite. A little pain during sex can be fun–a hickey, a few nails in the back, some hair pulling–but full blown cannibalism? What do you do when these thoughts are now getting in the way of the normally loving and trusting relationship it’s taken years to build? Get into treatment.

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The Sad Truth Behind Those ‘Perfect’ Facebook & Instagram Photos Summed Up In One Comic

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Sometimes those Facebook and Instagram photos seem just a little too polished and planned. Comic strip artist Andy Herd of the comic site Pandyland shows us that if your friends’ Facebook and Instagram photos look too good to be true, then they probably are. And their poor cats are being caught in the crossfire.

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The Case for Dramatic Winter Gloves: Upgrade Those Formless Mittens Before It’s Too Late

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We get it: You talk with your hands. But don’t think that covering up that tasteful manicure and carefully curated ring selection is muting you this season. A well-chosen glove heightens the drama and beauty of any gesticulation; it’s the missing link your hands—and wardrobe—have been looking for. And there are so many options, from a dramatic, Cruella de Vil opera glove (like dipping an arm to the elbow in cashmere lining) to a more masculine, lion-in-winter glove (favored by aging monarchs and CEOs alike): black leather, darts at the wrist, seamless, slightly pointy fingers. There’s the Victorian lady approach, all covered buttons in brown calfskin. Take any of them off inside and give a playful limp glove-slap to your interlocutor—don’t you look storied? You’re basically Joan Crawford, only with real eyebrows.

Gloves are the masquerade-mask of the hands. Gloves can make any wearer bolder. You can imagine Grace Kelly flagging down a taxi, clutching limp white gloves in her waving hand and a pillbox suitcase in the other. Or just as easily see Caroline de Maigret slouching into an oncoming lane, biker gloves snapped on, leaning listlessly out to traffic, arm outstretched. See? Chic. Plus, they’re just so damn efficient. Not only do they keep your digits toasty (or at least ward off a chill), but they’re the ultimate nod to urban protection. You can see why the boxers do it (and why those Alexander Wang H&M homages were snapped up so quickly)—gloves make you feel like you’re about to take on any adversarial element. Because there’s a grittier side to the glamour, especially when you can’t be in a subway or drugstore for a minute without a loudspeaker announcement that “cold-and-flu-season” is upon us (and you thought it was the holiday season). In these compromising conditions, gloves make you feel invincible. Grab every hang-strap and slide a hand down every guardrail with impunity. Keep gloves on in the supermarket and carry your shopping basket with covered hands. You can traipse and gallivant around all day, and, when evening falls and you’re having a cocktail with a friend, remove your gloves to embrace (it’s only polite) and tear into a crostini. Your hands are still as clean and fresh as when you put them on, which is not to mention the refined elegance of glove removal. Has something so austere ever looked so seductive?

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These Are All Of Kimye’s Wedding Guests (And Those Who Didn’t Attend)

This weekend, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went from being #theworldsmosttalkedaboutcouple to the #worldsmosttalkedaboutmarriedcouple. After weeks of speculating wildly about who might be present for this very Instagram-able event, we finally have some confirmation as to who watched Kim’s third walk down the aisle. This post will be updated as various outlets scrounge through the seating chart.

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Khloe Kardashian
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Jaden Smith
Serena Williams
Steve McQueen (“12 Years A Slave” director and person who was “spotted limping back to his room, as if he had danced too much,” according to People)
David Blaine
Lana Del Rey (was paid “huge amounts of cash” to perform, according to Gawker)
Andrea Bocelli (performed “Con te Partiro,” and “Ave Maria” as Kim walked down the aisle, but it was romantic and nothing like a Buitoni commercial, according to E! news)
John Legend (also performed)
Chrissy Teigen
Jaden Smith
Serena Williams
Larsa Pippen
Scottie Pippen
LaLa Anthony
Carmelo Anthony
Lorraine Schwartz
Rachel Roy
André Leon Talley
Q-Tip
Tyga
China Black
Brittny Gastineau (Kim’s best friend, according to Hollywood Life)
Rick Rubin

And Those Who Didn’t
Beyonce (is “Irreplaceable,” but sent up this loving Instagram in lieu of her presence)
Jay Z
Brody Jenner
Rob Kardashian (flew back to L.A. before the ceremony, according to US Weekly)
Style – The Huffington Post
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