Quotes of the Day

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome, “Three Men in a Boat,” 1889

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. – Gian Vincenzo Gravina

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. – Robert Benchley

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well. – Joe Ancis

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