Good News, Bad News

God called down to Moses and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”

Moses replied, “Most merciful God, if I have brought you any favor, please give me the good news first.”

“Moses, the good news is that I’ve chosen you to deliver my people from bondage,” God answered. “I will force Pharaoh to release my children by
causing years of pestilence in Egypt. There will be plagues of locusts and frogs and incredible devastation upon the land. Pharaoh’s armies will chase
you as you try to leave, but do not fear because I will part the waters of the Red Sea to aid in your escape.”

“And the bad news?” Moses inquired.

“You have to prepare the Environmental Impact Statement,” God replied.

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Episode 227 Scott Adams: Kavanaugh, Healthcare by Innovation

Topics: 

  • False memories are extremely common and well documented
  • Men…and the Democrat party today
  • Midterm elections and turnout
  • Reducing healthcare costs, the only viable path to universal coverage
  • North Korea denuclearization

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Computer Size

While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new desktop computer and told
her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

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Episode 226 Scott Adams: North Korea, Crooked’s Tweets, Hoaxes Versus Witch Hunts

Topics: 

  • Positive news coming out of the Korea talks
  • Hillary’s laundry list of vague complaints about President Trump

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Episode 225 Scott Adams: Prediction Versus Reality and Facts Don’t Matter

Topics: 

  • Reviewing the 2016 pre-election dire anti-Trump predictions
  • North Korea peace progress
  • Truth of the Kavanaugh situation is unknowable, so what to do?
  • If accusation can’t be proven, it should be ignored
  • I am Nancy!

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Today’s Short Reading From The Bible

From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”

Then He made the earth round, and He laughed and laughed and laughed.

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Episode 224 Scott Adams: False Memories, Kavanaugh, Peacocks, Lie Detectors, The Simulation

Topics: 

  • Allegations against Kavanaugh from when he was in high school
  • False memories are normal, common
  • The 20 year rule
  • Signs that we’re in a simulation
  • Q is a false memory phenomena 

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5 Times Hollywood Ruthlessly Beat A Profitable Idea To Death

By Alex Hanton,Adam Koski,James Kinneen,E.M. Caris,Dan Hopper  Published: September 15th, 2018 


Cracked: All Posts

Episode 221 Scott Adams: Woodward’s Bombshell, Low-Information Voters

Topics: 

  • The “blank space” in Woodward’s book
    • He looked really hard…and found no Russian collusion
    • What the left feels is obvious, Woodward saw nothing
  • The claim that Trump supporters are “low-information” voters
  • Education and training for how to make decisions
  • Apple Watch ultra-sounds and heart analysis
  • Mentoring, tutoring, healthcare guidance and other potential uses for Interface app by WhenHub

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Episode 220 Scott Adams: Puerto Rico, Creepy Porn Lawyer and Other Disasters

Topics: 

  • Puerto Rico death toll, 18 or 3,000?
  • Political analysis versus business analysis
  • Puerto Rico was a disaster by design
  • NASA says CO2 rise has caused significant greening of the earth
  • Experts available on the Interface app by WhenHub

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Quantum Physics Monthly

CAT IN THE CAGE
By W. Bruce Cameron

I was leafing through a copy of Quantum Physics Monthly the other day (it was the bathing-suit issue) and came across a reference to a perplexing
question posed by Erwin Schrodinger more than half a century ago.

If you’re like me and had to pay Bonnie Vandenskurk a hundred dollars to help you get a “D” in high school physics, you might vaguely remember the
so-called “Schrodinger’s Cat” conundrum as being about as interesting as everything else in the class.

Erwin “Physics Boy” Schrodinger asked what would happen if one put a cat in a box and rigged up a hammer, a vial of poison, and a quantum trigger
device (all items Schrodinger apparently had around the house). If an electron is up, the hammer is cocked, but if it is down, the hammer drops,
smashing the vial and killing the cat.

This situation fascinates physicists, who call it the “Schrodinger Humdinger.” It seems that Schrodinger postulates that the cat in question is in the
“dual state” of being both alive and dead, a startling theory which causes most physicists to conclude that they need more government funding.

For me, “quantum physics” has always been another way of saying “drug-induced hallucinations.” These guys are always making headlines by announcing
that the universe is actually just a knot of hair in the head of Mrs. Lillian McClure (age 78) of Ironton, Michigan, or that gravity is merely a form
of mass hysteria, or that Las Vegas is the home of Wayne Newton, without ever considering the impact it has on the rest of us, which is to say “not
much.” But I’m afraid I’m going to have to demolish the Schrodinger Humdinger, by pointing out that the whole scenario is based on a false premise,
which is that it is possible to stuff a cat into a box in the first place.

If you have ever had to take a cat to the vet, you know what I mean. Here are the steps for getting a cat into a cage (the “Cameron’s Cat
Conundrum”):

1) Pick up cat 2) Push cat toward cage 3) Put iodine on scratches 4) Call veterinarian, tell him you’ll be late for the appointment 5) Wait two days
for cat to reappear 6) Put open can of tuna in the cage 7) Punish dog for eating tuna 8) Put fresh can of tuna in cage. Place cage out of reach of dog
9) Wait two days for cat to eat tuna 10) Give up, stalk cat through house, calling “here kitty, want to go for a car ride?” 11) Punish dog for barking
excitedly at the words “car ride” 12) Corner cat, lunge, break coffee table 13) Wait two days for cat to reappear 14) Spot cat, leap on it, wrestle it
to the ground. Carry cat to cage and shove it in

Step #14 sounds like the end of it, except that I have a Humdinger of my own: Somehow, for every 10% of the cat’s mass you manage, at great personal
cost, to cram into the cage, 20% of its mass will escape. This means that after half an hour of pushing and bleeding, you’ll wind up with less cat in
the cage than you started with. And, if you try this at my house, you’ll also have to deal with my dog, who is so determined to prove that she is a
better pet than the cat that her head keeps popping up next to yours, licking you in the face and trying to force her way into the cage.

Eventually you’ll reach the same conclusion I did, which is that the cat is in the “dual state” of both being not my pet and being not my
responsibility. It’s my daughter’s cat; let her wait two days for the cat to reappear and she can take it to the vet. This is the “Quantum Father’s
Solution to the Cameron Cat Conundrum,” and I’m sure it is only a matter of time before it receives government funding.

I can always hope, anyway.

* The Cameron Column, a free Internet newsletter, copyright 2005 W. Bruce Cameron http://www.wbrucecameron.com/

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Episode 219 Scott Adams: Google, Woodward, Jamie Dimon, Norm McDonald

Topics: 

  • The casualness of Google’s stated need to change future outcomes
  • Evaluating the handling of Puerto Rico’s disaster recovery
  • The unintended consequence of 90% black votes for Obama
  • Woodward avoids opportunity to say “worse than Watergate”
  • Vague word salad of the anti-Trumpers
  • Dale prepares a delicious word salad

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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When…

– The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other.

– During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

– He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.”

– He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”

– During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

– Every couple of minutes he yells, “I call Jack Daniels to the stand!” and proceeds to drink a shot.

– He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

– Just before he says “Your Honor,” he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

– Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, “Whatever.”

– He giggles every time he hears the word “briefs.”

– He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.

– He begins closing arguments with, “As Ally McBeal once said…”

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Episode 218 Scott Adams: How to Get Paid as Citizen Video Journalist Using the Interface by WhenHub App

Topic: 

  • You could offer to provide live breaking news video via the Interface App by WhenHub.  Sign in and select “Be an Expert”.  Then offer key words that news organizations would search for to locate you at a news worthy event.

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Four Times Too Many…

Suzie and Ann were having coffee together and Ann was depressed.

“What’s wrong?” Suzie asked.

“I was married four times in five years and every one of my husbands passed away,” replied Ann.

Suzie asked, “What did they do for a living?”

“Well, said Ann, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was an actor, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician.”

Suzie, with a sly grin said, “Oh, I see, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go…”

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Episode 216 Scott Adams: The Tucker Carlson Diversity Question and Presidential Popularity

Topics: 

  • Why/How does diversity make us strong?
  • CNN is making a gigantic analytical error in their approval analysis
  • People’s opinions are assigned to them by the media they watch
  • The media creates opinions and then polls their effectiveness

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Funny Quotes

“A Romanian man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation say so far, no change.”
–Jay Leno

“A high school in England is going to teach a class in Elvish – the language that is spoken in ‘The Lord of The Rings’. Not surprisingly the Elvish
language has no words for girl, date or kiss.” –Conan O’Brien

“The man responsible for making popcorn a movie theater snack has passed away. His family was going to get him a regular casket, but then decided to
get the extra large one was the better deal because it came with a medium Coke.” –David Letterman

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Episode 215 Scott Adams: Nike, Socialism, and Tyrants Versus Moles

Topics: 

  • Kaepernick, the ultimate capitalist…and also the face of socialism
  • NYT op-ed writer: characterizations versus facts
  • Dangerous, unproductive ways of thinking
  • Long-form attacks on the President, are cycling faster now
  • What will happen, once the White House has studied marijuana?
  • North Korea’s parade without missiles, a positive sign
  • Elon Musk’s interview on Joe Rogan was fascinating, recommended
  • Exploring the potential and danger of self-aware and competing AI

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Superman

We took the kids to one of those restaurants where the walls are plastered with movie memorabilia. I went off to see the hostess about reserving a
table. When I returned, I found my 10-year-old granddaughter Kaitlyn staring at a poster of Superman standing in a phone booth.

Kaitlyn looked puzzled. “She doesn’t know who Superman is?” I whispered to Jenny.

“Worse,” Jenny replied. “She doesn’t know what a phone booth is.”

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Episode 214 Scott Adams: Drawing Dilbert While Testing Camera Setup

Topics: 

  • Drawing Dilbert While Testing Camera Setup

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Husbands and Wives

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

She replied, ” Yes, dear, but I was in love, and didn’t notice.”

A lady placed an ad in the classifieds: “Husband wanted.”

The next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”

Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge, than to let her keep him.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

And the father replied, “Don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”

Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was, until I got married … and then it was too late.”

A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire,”

“And what was he before you married him?”,asked the friend.

The woman replied, “A billionaire.”

Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life, thinking they had no faults at all.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday, is to forget it once.

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Episode 212 Scott Adams: Nike, Dark and the WH Mole Hunt

Topics: 

  • 31% increase of Nike online sales after Kaepernick ad campaign
  • Dale defends the White House mole who wrote the NYT op-ed
  • Obama’s persuasive speaking skill
  • How can Trump supporters increase turnout?
  • Elon Musk smoking a blunt and Tesla stock value drop

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To Err is Human

To err is human, to forgive is divine,
to moo is bovine,
to bleat is ovine,
to oink is porcine,
to howl is lupine,
to bark is canine,
to purr is feline.
This list is asinine.

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Episode 211 Scott Adams: White House Moles, Spartacus and Prison

Topics: 

  • The NYT Op Ed Mole story…let’s look closely at that
  • Stylology: the science of identifying an anonymous writer
  • Lie detectors: Can they weed out who wrote the article?
  • Where are the damning parts of the article?
  • Pulling the South Korea letter from President Trump’s desk
  • Implications of micro-managing POTUS
  • How long can things go great…while approval ratings go down?
  • Elon Musk smoking a blunt with Joe Rogan
  • Medical benefits of marijuana…personally confirmed

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Nail Biting

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her
nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

One day her friend stopped her and — noticing her well long, groomed nails — asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

“No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.”

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Episode 209 Scott Adams: Nike, The WH Traitor-Mole, the Woodward Book and Twitter

Topics: 

  • Nike commercial is the worst life advice ever offered youth
  • A life of crime has more chance of success than Nike’s message
  • New York Times, Woodward’s book and the White House traitor-mole
  • Real facts can be combined into a non-credible story
  • President Trump’s leadership style is “pushing on every door”
  • Jack Dorsey (Twitter CEO) congressional testimony about bias
  • Is Twitter’s algorithm bias a fixable problem?

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Galaxies

The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.

Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble
Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

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Episode 208 Scott Adams: Socialism, Woodward’s Book, Nike, Airplane Fear Persuasion

Topics: 

  • Amy Siskind took down her tweet accusing Zina Bash of white power signal
  • Bob Woodward’s book says things denied by the people referenced
    • He begins with a fact and devolves into mind reading over and over
  • Understand President Trump’s mindset, and how he’s successful is obvious
  • Selling healthcare for all without getting stuck in the Socialism bog
  • Uses for the Interface app by WhenHub

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You’re Lost Between Baby Boomer And Generation X If…

1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool.

2. Any photograph of you shows you wearing an Izod shirt with the collar turned up.

3. You know any “Weird Al” Yankovic songs by heart.

4. You’ve ever rung someone’s doorbell and said “Landshark!”

5. You were once bowled over by the technological excellence of such products as Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco.

6. You remember the premier of MTV–or worse yet, you remember its predecessor, “Friday Night Videos.”

7. You and your friends ever discussed having a reunion at the end of the century and playing Prince’s “1999.”

8. A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid.

9. You remember when music that was labeled “alternative” really was alternative, and when “alternative comedy” was really funny.

10. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan.

11. (Related to #10) You rode in the back of the station wagon facing the cars behind you.

12. You’ve recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: “You know, back when…,” “When I was your age…,” or “When I was
younger…”

13. Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you learned things like grammar, math and history. (A big hint here is if the only way you can recite
the Preamble to the Constitution is by singing it.)

14. You ever dressed to look like someone in a Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Duran Duran video.

15. You remember your first kiss with someone having happened while either “Leather and Lace” or “Crazy for You” was playing.

16. You remember with pain the day the Green Machine hit the streets (or the sidewalks), instantly making your Big Wheel obsolete.

17. The age-old question “Where’s the beef?” still makes you laugh.

18. You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly have more advanced special effects than “TRON.”

19. You had a crush on Ted the photographer on “Love Boat,” Gage from “Emergency,” or Ponch from “CHIPS.”

20. Your hair at some point in time in the ’80s could only be described by saying, “I was experimenting.”

21. You’ve ever shopped at Benetton.

22. You’re starting to believe that having the kids in school year-round wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.

23. You’re currently employed doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with your college major.

24. U2 is too popular and mainstream for you now.

25. You remember trying to guess which episode of “The Brady Bunch” it was by the first scene.

26. You had a front-row seat (i.e., blew off one or more classes) for Luke and Laura’s wedding on “GH.”

27. Your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway.

28. You know who shot J.R.

29. You recall when Love’s Baby Soft was in every girl’s Christmas stocking.

30. This rings a bell: “My name is Charlie, and they work for me.”

31. You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on. (Related item: you were sure that “New Coke” would NEVER catch on.)

32. You know all the words to the double-album set of the “Grease” soundtrack.

33. You’ve ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut.

34. You sat with your friends on any given Friday night circa 1982 and dialed 867-5309 to see if Jenny was actually there.

35. “All skate, change directions” means something to you.

36. You’ve ever owned a pair of rainbow suspenders like the ones Mork used to wear.

37. You bought a pair of Vanns and wanted to order a pizza in history class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli. (Related item: if you’ve ever
smacked yourself in the head with a shoe and exclaimed, “I’m so wasted!”)

38. You owned a Preppy Handbook.

39. You were too young to see “Blue Lagoon,” so you just had to settle for the second-hand reports.

40. You remember when movies were only PG and R.

41. You learned to swim at about the same time “Jaws” came out….and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.

42. You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch… and your “cable remote” was connected to the TV by CORD!

43. Your jaw would ache by the time you finished one of those brick-sized packages of Bazooka.

44. You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or–worst of all–what Sheriff Roscoe’s full name was.

45. Your parents paid $ 2,000 for a top-loading VCR that was almost the size of a coffee table.

46. You found nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.

47. You remember having a rotary phone.

48. You actually believed that Mikey–famed kid on the Life cereal commercials–died after eating Pop Rocks and drinking a Coke.

49. “Members Only” jackets…say no more.

50. And lastly, I’ll make a song stick in your head for the rest of the day:…you actually remember the words to the the theme song of “The Greatest
American Hero.”

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Episode 207 Scott Adams: Nike, The Upcoming False Flag Attack in Syria, Jeff Sessions

Topics: 

  • Colin Kaepernick fits the Nike brand
  • Syria and the potential for a false flag operation
  • Is President Trump allowed to have an opinion on Jeff Sessions?
  • Does Putin have dirt on President Trump?
  • When robots make robots…will it guarantee Socialism?

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Episode 206 Scott Adams: Music as a Drug, My Immortality, BLM’s Bad Strategy, PragerU, Monkeying Up

Topics: 

  • Music is mental programming
  • President Trump’s business approach vs. the political approach
  • McCain 2013 tweet calling Iran leader a monkey
  • PragerU traffic loss caused by a single Facebook employee
  • “Monkey up” is listed in an MIT hacker’s guide from the 1990s
  • Whiteboard discussion: Success Strategies
  • The damage being inflicted on the black community by the fake news MSM
  • Ryan Gosling movie omits American flag being placed on the moon

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Episode 205 Scott Adams: How President Trump Became the Main Theme of McCain’s Funeral

Topics: 

  • Update on Cuban embassy “sonic weapon”
  • McCain planned his own funeral and didn’t get his one final wish
  • The major networks didn’t honor his final wish
  • Integrating computer memory with human memory
  • Image matching memory functions
  • Mind reading limitations and reasonable assumptions
  • Accusing the Democrats of being Socialists, not persuasive
  • Martin Cowen Libertarian for Congress, healthcare cost reductions
  • Does the MSM have a vested interest in promoting racial unrest?

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Episode 204 Scott Adams: Off the Record Comments and How Tech Giants Already Control the Country

Topics: 

  • Study shows tech giant algorithms can significantly impact outcomes
  • The government is no longer in charge of anything that matters
  • President Trump’s unique skill set is the only effective challenge to big tech’s algorithms
  • AI will eventually take control of big tech’s algorithms
  • Discussion of the possibilities for our inevitable AI future

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Episode 203 Scott Adams: Kanye’s Idea of Teaching the Black Community to Think Like Rich People

Topics: 

  • Methods of success
  • How to think like a rich person
  • How to learn the basics of business

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Lost Bible

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.

Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth.

The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes.

He took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”

“Not really,” said the cow.

“Your name was written inside the cover.”

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Episode 200 Scott Adams: DeSantis is Being so Inarticulate He Monkeyed up His Campaign

Topics: 

  • DeSantis monkey reference and use of the word articulate
    • Is he a racist, or just a dumbass?
    • Per his critics…he thought that was a good idea
  • President Trump’s “Sloppy Carl Bernstein” tweet
  • China trade negotiations
  • Fox News coverage of Mollie Tibbetts
  • Socialism and shared resources
  • Will Pope Francis, be able to keep his job?

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You Know You’re In Trouble When

Your accountant’s letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you’ve ever had.

The simple instructions enclosed aren’t.

People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the District Attorney is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

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Episode 199 Scott Adams: Jeffrey Toobin’s TDS and Whatnot

Topics: 

  • Jeffrey Toobin says Antifa is a black organization?
  • TDS victims like Toobin are just flailing around with angry opinions
  • The CNN dilemma, stirring up racial unrest
  • Why can’t social media users see what they want to see?
  • CNN’s Camerota attempts to create news (Sununu interview)

 

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Civil Servant

A civil servant is badly hurt, after falling down the stairs at city hall.

He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.

Finally, an eye opens and his doctor tells him, “My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you’ll never be able to work
again.”

“Okay,” muttered the injured bureaucrat. “What’s the bad news?”

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Episode 198 Scott Adams: Flag-Lowering, Chinese Hacking, NAFTA and Google Searches

Topics: 

  • The half-mast flag and President Trump not invited to eulogy
  • Now known…Chinese hackers got every single Hillary email
  • President Trump’s trade strategy is making stock market happy
  • Google President Trump…all the left leaning stuff dominates results
  • How is the Bruce Ohr and wife story not the top story everywhere?
  • Straight of Hormuz trouble with Iranian Navy?
  • Talent pool for ISIS leadership as top guy after top guy is eliminated
  • Blight Authority, interesting land use suggestions

 

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A Dog’s Diary

5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway roused me from my deep slumber — the impact indicating the
paper was much heavier than normal — I realized that no one in the house was yet awake! I roused my master by licking him in the face. He appeared
very angry with himself for having overslept, shouting and waving his arms. His ill temper even seemed directed at me a bit, which is silly since it
is I who saved him from being fired. Funny thing though: He didn’t go into work, but spent the morning leafing through the large newspaper and
drinking coffee. He seems to do this once a week, and I don’t know why.

7:30am: Invaders! The people who live next door came out into their yard, obviously getting ready to lay siege to our house. Snarling and barking, I
let them know in no uncertain terms that I was prepared to tear them from limb to limb it they came any closer, and was able to repel the invasion.
This is an almost daily occurrence; you’d think they’d learn. My master added his voice to the fray as well, yelling angrily. I am sure the people
couldn’t hear him, but it was nice of him to lend his support.

10:00am: I was forced to move, as the patch of sun in which I was lying had, for some reason, slid over a few feet. It’s not easy being a dog.

1:00pm: I have the most thoughtful master in the world! While it’s true he left me alone in the house for several hours, he did set out a treat for me
on the kitchen counter. It was even gift-wrapped, a courtesy I wish he’d skipped, since it led to me having a lot of plastic in my teeth. The roast
was delicious, though frozen in the center. I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but crunching through two inches of rock-hard beef is hardly my idea of a
delicacy.

2:00pm: Most unpleasant experience when my master returned home and was furious that I had not eaten the plastic wrap which had been covering my
present. He kept pointing at the small pieces of Styrofoam and other debris and raving in a most irrational fashion. I’m sorry, but he should know
that I can’t eat that stuff; it makes my stomach upset. When he began rolling up a newspaper I realized he’d lost all reason and bolted for the front
door, which was fortunately open just a crack.

4:00pm: Spent the afternoon with the girls. A most productive day; I was able to mark territory for two blocks. “Drip ’til you drop” is our motto. We
had a small snack at an outdoor cafe we like, with meat scraps and bread served out of circular containers with easily displaced lids. Ran into that
rogue Sebastian, who lifted his leg with irritating nonchalance — does he think I don’t know about his obsession with Muffy, that snotty schnauzer
from down the road? Last month there wasn’t a male in the neighborhood who couldn’t be found outside her fence, and Sebastian was at the head of the
pack. I let him know I want nothing more to do with him.

5:00pm: What a treat! On the way home a flock of ravens drew my attention to a squirrel that had been flattened by an automobile. After several days
in the sun, the aroma was so delicious it made my nose quiver. I rolled in the wondrous fragrance for several minutes, and when I stood up I
positively radiated eau de roadkill. Let Sebastian drool over Muffy — he doesn’t know what he’s missing.

6:00pm: Of all the times to get a bath! My master, still in a foul mood, made me stand outside in the chill air while he shampooed and rinsed me
several times. Every time I shook the water from my fur he, too, became drenched, and in the end he was shivering. Why in the world does he do stuff
like this?

9:00pm: Time to sleep, though I am not allowed on the bed whenever anyone’s home. Ah, the life of a dog.

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Episode 197 Scott Adams: My John McCain Story

Topics: 

  • China trade agreement progress…the first domino falls
  • Scott shares his personal John McCain story and one on CNN
  • Adam Schiff says he doesn’t see grounds for impeachment
  • Identifying predictive patterns
  • Lionel and Q…does that mean anything?

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Visiting VIPs

My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One morning, word came from the top that some visiting VIPs would
be touring the plant in just a few minutes.

All production was immediately shut down as employees scrambled to quickly tidy up the work place.

When the appointed lookout yelled, “Here they come!” fifty fingers that were poised over fifty machine start-up buttons pressed down in unison and
blew every fuse in the building.

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Episode 196 Scott Adams: President Trump’s Mutually Assured Destruction Strategy

Topics: 

  • Study says there’s a brain difference between conservatives and liberals
    • Conservatives are more triggered by external threat
    • Liberals are happier in times of uncertainty
  • Review of President Trump’s current risk list
  • President Trump’s hyperbole is directionally accurate
    • Multiple whiteboard discussion topics illustrating this concept

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Episode 195 Scott Adams: Twitter, NK, Prison Reform, Mob Boss, Impeachment Porn

Topics: 

  • Jack Dorsey (Twitter CEO) upcoming Congressional testimony
  • Lanny Davis “bombshell” a couple days ago…now debunked
  • David Pecker National Enquirer “trove” of dirt on President Trump
  • Dismissing Mark Levin’s impressive talent stack as just a “right-wing radio host”
  • Implications of all the anti-Trumpers suddenly saying “mob boss”
  • North Korea cheating on their sanctions, Pompeo trip cancelled
  • Jarred Kushner prison reform bill
  • “Impeachment porn” concept…demonstration by Dale

 

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Episode 194 Scott Adams: Appearing on Fox & Friends, the Bigfoot Test, the Insanity Inversion, Congress

Topics: 

  • The 3 categories of imaginary laws that President Trump has broken
  • The need to rationalize good results with bad expectations
  • Being locked into an opinion and wrapping your ego around it
  • “The Bigfoot Test” explained
  • “Insanity Inversion” explained
  • Peak TDS, are we there, how to know?
  • Lanny Davis funny statement that Cohen wouldn’t accept a pardon
  • The “talent stack” of Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai (running against Elizabeth Warren)
  • The merit based government system of China, effective

 

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Episode 193 Scott Adams: Talking to Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai (Running Against Elizabeth Warren) About Immigration, Education and Innovation

Topics: 

  • “Only a real Indian can defeat the fake Indian” 
  • Dr. Shiva, PhD (M.I.T.) is running against Elizabeth Warren for Senate
  • Dr. Shiva is the Inventor of email, with 4 degrees from MIT
  • Immigration policies
  • Paths to success in life
  • Education policies and the predatory student loan system
  • The importance of Votech (Vocational-Technical) schools
  • Healthcare insurance companies have NO incentive to lower costs
  • GPO corruption in healthcare keeps cost artificially inflated
  • Campaign website: https://shiva4senate.com


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Episode 192 Scott Adams: Talking About the “Worse Than Watergate” Guy

Topics: 

  • Clear example of two movies on one screen
    • Viewers of one movie…see nothing illegal or worrisome
    • Viewers of the other movie…see serious crimes, and impeachment
    • Carl Bernstein weighs in, as usual…”it’s worse than Watergate!”
  • CNN reports Cohen said President Trump committed a crime
  • Mollie Tibbetts news coverage, from a persuasion perspective
  • Hiring decision insights and Trump administration choices
    • Hiring is a guess, firing is a skill
    • Risk management is an important consideration
    • Loyalty matters

 

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Episode 191 Scott Adams: Talking About Cohen, Manafort

Topics: 

  • Manafort thing…nothing to do with the President?
  • Cohen thing…is there a victim here, why should I care?

 

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Aids Warning!

To all of you who are approaching 60 or have REACHED 60 and past, this is especially for you.

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE WORLD’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!!!

Yes, AIDS…

Hearing aids, band aids, walking aids, medical aids, and most of all, monetary aid to their kids!

Not forgetting HIV (Hair Is Vanishing)

HAPPY SENIOR CITIZEN DAY!

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Episode 189 Scott Adams: Some BlightAuthority.com Ideas and Tour of Scott’s Home

Topics: 

  • The Blight Authority cleared the land…now what?
  • Concepts for safe, social, high function neighborhoods
  • Community concepts for affordable security and community services
  • Tour of Scott’s home, designed and built for practical functionality
  • Whiteboard discussion, followed by home tour
  • BlightAuthority.com


 

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Episode 187 Scott Adams: Have We Reached Peak Trump Derangement Syndrome?

Topics: 

  • Anti-Trumpers pushing back against the TDS of other anti-Trumpers
    • Preet Bharara talking to Bill Maher
    • Rachel Maddow talking to John Brennan
    • Katy Tur talking to Michelle Goldberg
  • Strategy and tips for how to not be embarrassed
    • Ego is not who you are
    • Use your ego as a tool you ramp up or down as needed
    • President Trump does this extremely well
  • Scott’s happiness hypothesis

 

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Episode 186 Scott Adams: The Manafort Jury, “Punishing” Brennan, Black Support for Trump

Topics: 

  • MSM seeking juror names and home addresses (Manafort trial)
  • Judge noted he has received threats, has U.S. Marshal protection
  • Rasmussen poll says 36% black voter support for President Trump
    • CNN says only 9%…but agrees it has increased
  • Candace Owens is a major political force
  • Building new communities from scratch, innovative ideas

 

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Here’s How Hollywood Makes Literally Every Creative Decision

By CRACKED Readers  Published: August 17th, 2018 


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Episode 185 Scott Adams: Cancelled Military Parades, Joke Experts and Opioid Lawsuits

Topics: 

  • President Trump hired an African American woman and trusted her too much
  • CNN has less anti-Trump news items today…let’s review them
  • China is effectively well managed, well run
  • NY Governor Andrew Cuomo’s inflammatory statement
  • Suing pharmaceutical companies for the opioid epidemic
  • Weed legalization discussion before midterms

 

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Episode 183 Scott Adams: CIA Directors Who Can’t Recognize Jokes, RBS Scumbags

Topics: 

  • Chuck Schumer agreed with future President Trump on immigration
  • African American support for President Trump now at 39%
  • Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) alleged fraud, Business Insider
  • John Brennan explains why he began the Trump/Russia investigation
  • Who you know is a gigantic advantage…
    • WhenHub Interface app can help, connects you with experts
  • Denial of Service (DOS) attack on Blight Authority website

 

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Episode 182 Scott Adams: John Brennan Losing His Security Clearance While Sipping the Tears of His Critics

Topics: 

  • CNN doesn’t list “he can’t be trusted” as a possibility for Brennan decision
  • Should Dan Coats have been consulted on the decision?
  • President Trump has branded the alleged “Deep State”
  • Brennan tweets on losing his security clearances
  • Alleged Pennsylvania Catholic priests abusing 1,000 victims

 

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Episode 180 Scott Adams: At Greg Gutfeld’s Book Signing in SF

Topic: 

  • Brief pop-in as Greg Gutfeld does book signing in San Francisco

 

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Naming the Suspects

The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army
rivals:

“We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was an unlocked gate.”

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Episode 177 Scott Adams: Solving the NFL Kneeling Situation and Making Everyone Happy About It

Topics: 

  • Is there any conversational engagement between BLM and law enforcement authorities to move the ball forward?
  • If there is…why don’t we know about it?
  • If there isn’t…shouldn’t there be?

 

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Funny Book Titles

~ “Come on In! by Doris Open

~ “The German Bank Robbery” by Hans Zupp

~ “I Hate the Sun” by Gladys Knight

~ “Prison Security” by Barb Dweyer

~ “Irish First Aid” by R. U. O’Kaye

~ “My Career As a Clown” by Abe Ozo

~ “I Didn’t Do It!” by Ivan Alibi

~ “Why I Eat at McDonalds” by Tommy Ayk

~ “I Hit the Wall” by Isadore There

~ “The Bruce Lee Story” by Marsha Larts

~ “Take This Job and Shove It” by Ike Witt

~ “Rapunzel Rapunzel” by Harris Long

~ “Split Personalities” by Jacqueline Hyde

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Episode 175 Scott Adams: The Russian Puppets Called Antifa, and Whoa Nellie

Topics: 

  • Nellie Ohr’s ham radio license granted 05/23/2016
  • Charlottesville protesters anti-police chants
  • Has CNN shown this years protesters calling the police racist?
  • Omarossa’s credibility
  • Criticisms of President Trump’s success becoming weaker and weaker
  • Mia Farrow has been misled by the enemy press

 

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Wifi Password

Me: I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. And I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I
asked the bartender “What’s the wifi password?”

Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first”.

Me: Okay, Ill have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molsons Canadian on tap.

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $ 8.00.

Me: Ok. Here you are. What’s the wifi password?

Bartender: youneedtobuyadrinkfirst, no spaces and all lowercase…..

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Episode 174 Scott Adams: The 48-Hour Rule, Charlottesville, Prison Reform and CNN’s Swastika Get

Topics: 

  • The 48 hour rule and Laura Ingraham
  • President Trump’s condemnation of all types of racism and violence
    • Do racists brag about how much they’ve helped minorities?
    • President Trump’s prison reform efforts
  • Any major law change is racist in the outcome
  • Twitter banning and blocking policies
  • North Korea looking for grand gestures from America
  • CNN’s discovery of a swastika on a rural shed surrounded by garbage
  • Who on the right is in favor of Richard Spencer?
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), master persuader potential rising
  • Ben Shapiro debate offer to AOC, her brilliant persuasive response

 

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Wishes

A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their project manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon
an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off.

Poof — out pops a genie.

“Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you.”

The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, “I’d like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl
crew.”

“It is done,” said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears.

The software engineer thinks a moment and says, “I’d like to be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American
Southwest.”

“It is done,” said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.

The project manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, “I’d like those two back in
the office after lunch.”

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Episode 173 Scott Adams: Kanye on Kimmel, The Makeup Artist Mug Shot, BLM Not Voting, and Urban Ideas

Topics: 

  • Woman with great makeup skills in mug shot after weed bust
  • NFL kneelers…again
  • BLM encourages not voting
  • Censorship of InfoWars by big tech…
    • Big tech has demonstrated monopoly powers
    • Twitter, the only responsible entity here
  • Kanye lives his public life as art
  • Artist pasting Trump decal stars on Hollywood walk of fame

 

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Oneliners

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

Life is like a camel: you can make it do anything except back up.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

I know it’s just a diet, but my body thinks it’s famine.

Punctual people have nothing better to do.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

I had plastic surgery last week. My wife cut up my credit cards.

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

The president says we should pay lower taxes but if we take his advice, the IRS will put us in jail.

Times sure have changed. Yesterday a bum asked me if I could spare $ 3.50 for a double cappuccino with no foam.

Politicians and diapers… Both need to be changed for the same reason!

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Episode 172 Scott Adams: How to Know the Truth About Q

Topics: 

  • A framework for deciding what you think about Q
  • Certainty and confirmation bias…look the same
  • The cult defense strategy
  • Whiteboard discussion – The Q Argument (see below)

 

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Super Heroes

Betty’s cousin had two of her grandsons overnight on Halloween night. The next morning when they got up, the boys put their costumes back on. One was
Superman and one was Ironman.

Their grandma told them they had to help fold laundry and then they would go do something fun.

After a few minutes “Superman” said, “I don’t have time to fold laundry. I should be out saving the world!”

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Episode 171 Scott Adams: Bill Pulte Talks About TheBlightAuthority.com Helping Urban Areas

Topics: 

  • Partnering with urban communities to clear blighted areas
  • Reduces crime in those areas, like rape and drug use
  • Community safety is a major benefit of the Blight Authority process
  • Gathering ideas for what to do with all the cleared land
  • This is a non-government, 501(c)3 non-profit donation driven movement
  • There’s nobody on the other side of this issue, both sides support it

TheBlightAuthority.com

TheBlightAuthority.com/ideas


 

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Lots of Snow

It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand.

“It must have been terrible,” said the government man to a farmer. “All that snow.”

“Could have been worse,” calmly answered the farmer. “My neighbor had more snow than me.”

“How’s that?” asked the government man.

“More land,” replied the farmer.

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Lots of Snow

It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand.

“It must have been terrible,” said the government man to a farmer. “All that snow.”

“Could have been worse,” calmly answered the farmer. “My neighbor had more snow than me.”

“How’s that?” asked the government man.

“More land,” replied the farmer.

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Episode 170 Scott Adams: coinpulse.io Founder Chez Darji Explains Crypto Exchanges, Wallets and Interface App by WhenHub

Topics: 

  • coinpulse.io Founder Chez Darji explains…
  • Crypto exchanges, crypto wallets and the Interface app by WhenHub

 

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Episode 169 Scott Adams: Blight Authority, Antigua, Police Shootings, InfoWars

Topics: 

  • InfoWars banned from Apple, YouTube, Facebook
    • What unknown violation justified this action?
  • BLM disrupted wedding of LEO involved in Sacramento teen shooting
  • Harassment of Candace and Charlie at restaurant
  • My “Q” puzzle, Q followers and their brand
  • Antifa costumes…why are masks legally allowed?
    • Why isn’t Antifa listed as a domestic terrorist organization?
  • Blight Authority collecting ideas for use of cleared land
  • Dealing with online haters
  • Don Jr. meeting: Alan Dershowitz says…
    • it’s NEVER illegal to simply consume information
  • President Trump calling people dumb, crazy or weak

 

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Episode 167 Scott Adams: Q, Racism, LeBron and Slow News August

Topics: 

  • Is Q real?
  • Do most black people believe most Republicans are racist?
  • Are most BLM members racist, in the opinion of most Republicans?
  • “I like Mike”, President Trump calls Lemon and LeBron stupid
  • Is it good strategy to brand everyone on the right as racist?
  • Has Sarah Jeong clarified and issued a statement on her tweets?
  • Venezuela drone attack on their President

 

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Episode 168 Scott Adams: The Enemy of the People, Q, and LeBron

Topics: 

  • The truth about Q and followers evolving beliefs
  • Melania’s “split” with her husband
  • Facebook removed 4 pages of Infowars and Alex Jones
  • Ben Rhodes says getting info from a foreign national is bad
  • Candace and Charlie harassed at restaurant, calling them racists
  • Informal Twitter poll on BLM the KKK and racism

 

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Episode 165 Scott Adams: Meeting President Trump (without details of course), Don Lemon Tweet

Topics: 

  • What it was like, to meet President Trump
  • President Trump’s charisma levels are off the chart impressive
  • Dumbest guy on television, the Don Lemon tweet

 

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Episode 166 Scott Adams: Hawk Newsome on the Agape March for Love, Food equality and More

Topics: 

  • Black on Black crime isn’t the top killer of Black people
  • Chemical tests being used to increase addiction to garbage food
  • Good nutrition reduces medical costs resulting from consuming garbage
  • Rejuve-a-nation movement
  • Building a bridge between communities
  • Seeking productive conversations

 

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Space Octopuses & Other Weird Conspiracies Making The Rounds

By T. S. Obiech,Scott Laffey,Andres Diplotti  Published: July 31st, 2018 


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Episode 162 Scott Adams: North Korea, Iran, Twitter, Healthcare, 3D Guns

Topics: 

  • NK doing things they haven’t negotiated to stop doing yet
  • Misleading cost estimates of healthcare proposals
  • 3D printed guns, is that a big deal?
  • The clear advantage of my “48 Hour Rule”, allowing clarifications
  • NFL new rule on kneeling, worse than the old rule?
  • President Trump approval polls
  • Is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “the real thing”?
  • Who is the best Democrat Presidential candidate?
  • Koch brothers vs. President Trump

 

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5 Mind-Blowingly Weird Religious Sites You’ve Never Heard Of

By Dwayne Hoover,Tiago Svn,Andrea Meno,A Stone  Published: July 30th, 2018 


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Episode 161 Scott Adams: Fake News, Dalai Lama, Healthcare and Optimism

Topics: 

  • Could the press take the country to war…for ratings?
    • War is good ratings, money, prestige for the press
    • It would be legal, with massive incentives for the press
    • Are the press, the enemy of the people?
  • Jake Tapper says Democrat party is weakest it’s been since 1920
  • Dalai Lama says our biggest problems are psychological
  • Cost of healthcare for all
  • Shy bladder (paruresis)

 

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Episode 161 Scott Adams: Fake News, Dalai Lama, Healthcare and Optimism

Topics: 

  • Could the press take the country to war…for ratings?
    • War is good ratings, money, prestige for the press
    • It would be legal, with massive incentives for the press
    • Are the press, the enemy of the people?
  • Jake Tapper says Democrat party is weakest it’s been since 1920
  • Dalai Lama says our biggest problems are psychological
  • Cost of healthcare for all
  • Shy bladder (paruresis)

 

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What’s Wrong With Me?

“Doctor!” said the woman as she loudly bounced into the room, “I want you to tell me very frankly what’s wrong with me.”

He surveyed her from head to foot. “Madam,” he said at length, “I’ve just three things to tell you.”

“First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds. Second, you should use about half as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I’m an artist – the doctor’s
office is on the next floor.”

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Episode 160 Scott Adams: Moving Goalposts, Economic success, The Love March and 4D Chess With 3D Coffee

Topics: 

  • Quarterly 4.1% GDP, annual results look like they’ll be good, yay?
  • Media pushing the narrative of moving goalposts
    • Don Jr. meeting, you can’t listen to what someone has to say?
  • You can’t believe your eyes and ears
    • Koi pond video
    • Yanni and Laurel
  • Fareed Zakaria has a serious case of TDS…no NK or EU progress?
  • The economy is a psychology engine
  • My interest in “this Hawk Newsome guy”
  • More stories lately about TDS being a legitimate mental issue
  • Dale attacks Scott for his “pretzel logic”
  • 800 regulations removed…has anything bad happened as a result?
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    • If you can’t stop thinking and talking about her, what’s that mean?
    • Does it remind you of someone else…like President Trump?
    • Master Persuader trait: not getting embarrassed, no matter what
    • Master Persuader trait: She uses visual persuasion

 

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Episode 159 Scott Adams: Wondering about Shadow Banning

Topics: 

  • Our opinions are being manipulated by an algorithm
  • The public and press are influenced by maybe 3 engineers at Twitter
  • Your opinions are assigned to you by your environment
  • Common sense is an illusion, a rationalization after the fact
  • Jake Tapper tweet on ignoring facts and reason
  • The illusions of “history repeats” and “slippery slopes”
  • The plastic straw ban
  • The 48 Hour Rule for opinion and statements clarification

 

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Episode 158 Scott Adams: The Good News Breaking Out Everywhere

Topics: 

  • GDP 4.1%
  • Return of our soldiers remains from North Korea
  • EU agrees on framework and trade war is avoided
  • Israel’s offer to help Iran
  • What do the critics have left…an unimportant meeting?
  • Shadow banning uproar

 

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Pre-Flight Announcement

I think the pilot on my last trip was pretty new to his job. I base that on his pre-flight announcement, which was:

“We’re going to be taking off in a few … Whoa, here we go!”

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5 Nightmarish Implications Of Classic Kids’ Movies

By Spencer Thew,Jordan Breeding,Maxwell C. Rettig  Published: July 26th, 2018 


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Episode 157 Scott Adams: Cohen, EU Trade, Shadow Banning

Topics: 

  • CNN puzzles the obvious
  • Cohen tape…the explanation you haven’t heard yet 
  • Tariffs and kissing EU Juncker
  • Huge psychological pressure from EU deal on other countries
  • CNN might be showing signs of a news coverage policy shift
  • President Trump’s tweet about shadow ban of Conservatives
  • Scott Adams Proposal: Clarification Rule for politics

 

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Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names

19. Brussels Sprouts

18. Cannes Openers

17. Amsterdam Yankees

16. Vienna Sausages

15. Belgium Waffles

14. Manila Folders

13. Czech Bouncers

12. New Delhi Catessans

11. Buenos Airheads

10. Guadalajara Krishnas

9. Iraqi Raccoons

8. Bolivia DeHavillands

7. Seoul Brothers

6. Taipei Personalities

5. Syria Killers

4. Hungary Jacks

3. Dublin Mint Twins

2. Prague Tologists

1. Peking Toms

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Auto-repair

Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called to inquire when he could work on her car. “I’m not busy now,” he
replied. “bring it right in.”

A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit.

“Wow!” Remarked Wayne. “That’s great driving. Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit.”

She looked blankly at him and asked, “What pit?”

[Thanks to Reader’s Digest.]

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Episode 156: Scott Adams Talks About Gaslighting, the Dossier, the Cohen Tapes

Topics: 

  • Carter Page FISA application…
  • Did it ONLY contain dossier information?
  • Why don’t we know?
  • The Michael Cohen tapes 
  • Criticizing attacks on the press…assumes the press is credible
  • The news is a narrative rather than reporting

 

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How To Make It

The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I
had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it for a dime. The next day I bought two apples, polished them and sold them for ten cents each.”

“I see,” said the junior executive. “You kept reinvesting your money and grew a big business.”

“No,” said the CEO. “Then my wife’s father died and left me a fortune.”

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