Airport Check-In

While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their
mother tried in vain to get them to calm down.

Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, “Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your
immediate control since your arrival at the airport?”

The young mother replied honestly, “The luggage, no; the children, yes.”

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Episode 498 Scott Adams: Obstruction of a Witch Hunt, Mental Health Crisis, Dale, More

Topic: 

  • Media and Dem reactions to Barr’s press conference

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Tried And Trusted

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and
trusted employee of yours.”

The banker said, “Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”

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Episode 496 Scott Adams: Help Me Convert MS Word Footnotes from Letters to Numbers

I’ll pay $ 100 to first person who can help me convert MS Word Footnotes from letters (i) to numbers (2)

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Code

I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know.

“Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since I
don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?”

He said he did and thanked me.

The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is So-and-So asking us if we’re fluent in Chinese?”

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Episode 494 Scott Adams: The Fire, A Glass of Water With a D. Cher’s TDS Relapse, Divorced Dad, Fine People

Topics: 

  • Shepard Smith shuts down French official mentioning other fires
  • Michelle Obama compares President Trump to divorced Dad
    • Divorce as a sexist insult against men…cause men suck?
  • CNN, Chris Cuomo show guest promoted the “fine people” hoax
    • NO correction or pushback from Cuomo, fake news CNN
  • Cher blasts President Trump because he agreed with her
    • President “butchers his enemies”…with mean nicknames?
  • Pelosi and a glass of water with a “D” next to it
  • CNN top left (key news stories) nothing attacking Trump? No News?
  • 30 year anniversary of Dilbert today
  • Presidential candidates need to be asked SAFE Gen IV nuclear power?
  • Ask candidates if they believe the “fine people” hoax
  • Matchup: Power, maturity, results…versus Mayor Pete’s cleverness

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Stephen Colbert Revels In French Reaction To Trump’s ‘Flying Water Tanker’ Tweet

The “Late Show” host mocked the president’s advice for battling the Notre Dame fire.
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6 Real News Stories That Are Straight Out Of Science Fiction

By E. Reid Ross,Christian Markle,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: April 15th, 2019 


Cracked: All Posts

Tiger Woods

One day, when a golfer was playing golf, some tourists pointed and said, “Tiger Woods!! Tiger Woods!!”

The golfer was happy for a split second before a tiger came out of the woods.

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Episode 493 Scott Adams: Cher’s TDS Cure, Bad Studies, Omar’s Death Threats, Pelosi

Topics: 

  • The press has nothing that it wants to report right now
    • Things are going President Trump’s way right now
  • The press doesn’t seem to support the left’s healthcare plans
    • Is it because they can’t tell a lie THAT big? 
  •  The press can no longer say border security doesn’t matter
  • CHER tweets about Los Angeles sanctuary city status
  • Mayor Pete definitely has some charisma
    • A gay veteran who is also smart, with clever empty statements
  • Andrew Yang goes full racist and gets away with it
    • Says he’s an Asian that likes math…Is that racist against whites?
  • Myth: Moderate drinking is good for you
    • People who aren’t alcoholics…live longer
    • Doesn’t mean booze is good for you
  • Myth: Women are attracted to guys that are jerks
  • Myth: Men are attracted to women who are the “B” word
  • Is it still embarrassing to support President Trump?
    • People wrong about everything for the last two years
  • If you aren’t embarrassed about being anti-Trump for last 3 years

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John Oliver Gets Hollywood’s Biggest Stars To Taunt Purdue Over Opioid Crisis

“Last Week Tonight” host recruits Michael Keaton, Bryan Cranston, Michael K. Williams and Richard Kind to take on the Sackler family.
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Steve’s Plan For Tax Reform

1. Gather up all of the members of the United States House and Senate.

2. Put them in one large room and lock the doors.

3. Give each “guest” a paper copy of the United States Tax Code, a pencil and plenty of paper. No computers allowed!

4. NOBODY gets to leave the room until EVERY Representative and Senator has completed their own tax returns and PAID their taxes. (Also works for the
Secretary of the Treasury)

5. If any member finishes early, he or she may assist another member. Remember, NOBODY leaves until EVERYONE had completed their return and PAID their
taxes.

6. Tax reform and simplification will occur during the next session of Congress.

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Episode 492 Scott Adams: Proposing a Capitalist Healthcare Plan That’s Either Brilliant, or the Opposite


Topics: 

  • Capitalist version of a healthcare plan
  • Healthcare Confusopoly – Whiteboard
  • Business model of the press inhibits seeking, promoting solutions
  • Suggestions for fixing healthcare
    • Price Transparency
    • Healthcare Insurer rebates if consumer finds bargains
    • Market for health data sharing

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K-Pop Sensation BTS Debuts ‘Boy With Luv’ In Historic ‘Saturday Night Live’ Performance

The audience went wild.
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Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

You know, when you build your next house you might want to consider using steel instead of wood.

It’s a shame you didn’t get that extended protection rider on your pest protection policy.

I’m sorry, but our worker’s compensation policy specifically excludes “killer termites.”

Do you know anyone who owns a bulldozer?

You’ll need to call the Jurassic Park people. Dinosaurs aren’t on the list of pest problems we handle.

Yeah, I realize I’m from Orkin, but I still need your phone book to call Terminix and All-Pest to come help me with this one.

I need to go back to the office to get a bigger truck.

Do you have someplace you could stay for the next three days?

Do you have a high powered rifle handy?

You wouldn’t happen to have some extra pesticides in storage around the house, would you?

“EEEEEKKK!!!!!!”

“Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin…”

“The good news is… you have termites.”

“Do you happen to have a large net?”

“You know, I’m also a taxidermist.”

“Ma’am, I’m afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me.”

“FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

“This could get expensive.”

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Episode 490 Scott Adams: Sanctuary City Persuasion, Climate Change Solutions

Topics: 

  • White House considers shipping illegals to sanctuary cities
    • Phase 2: Why won’t sanctuary cities accept them?
    • Phase 3 Kill Shot: “How many illegal immigrants will you take”
  • Our government is so broken it can’t act on things both sides agree on
  • Nobody “shakes the box” better than President Trump
    • Side Note: AOC also “shakes the box” effectively
  • Small floating cities are essentially aircraft carriers
    • Aircraft carriers are nuclear powered, Gen IV applicable
  • Green Peace supports Gen IV SAFE nuclear power
  • Why aren’t FOX or CNN discussing, covering SAFE Gen IV nuclear?
    • BOTH sides of congress support SAFE Gen IV nuclear power
  • Dems want to say GOP isn’t doing anything about climate change
    • SAFE Gen IV solves climate change, it’s being developed
  • 5G isn’t just faster internet
    • 5G is civilization changing
    • Education, VR, healthcare, everything major will be transformed
  • Lets get to free education the smart way…through technology
    • Schools today: bullying, drugs, sex
    • With technology, we CAN do better for our children

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Kate McKinnon’s Bad-To-The-Bone ‘Lori Loughlin’ Schools Convicts On ‘SNL’

Michael Keaton’s “Julian Assange” boasts that he’s the “scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy.”
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Quotes of the Day

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome, “Three Men in a Boat,” 1889

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. – Gian Vincenzo Gravina

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. – Robert Benchley

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well. – Joe Ancis

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Episode 489 Scott Adams: Monkeys, Climate, Communication, Assange, White Nationalism, Brainstorming

Topics: 

  • “White Nationalist” is an offensive racist term
  • Human genes are being injected into monkey brains
    • As monkey intelligence increases, will they be given rights?
  • CNN can’t decide what side they’re on in regard to Assange
  • CNN heavily promoting Buttigieg, top 8 headlines all Buttigieg
  • ICE considered locating illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities
  • Schumer calls Assange a “Russian spy”, without any evidence
    • So far, even CNN isn’t highliting his statement
  • Communication requires speaker to assume knowledge of audience 
  • Do “bug eyes” indicate a person doesn’t believe what they’re saying?
    • “Join my hallucination” physical symptom: Bug eyes?
  • Winning the argument by arguing the definition of words
  • My father built a bomb shelter in our basement when I was a kid
    • Nuclear war was so imminent, we needed to prepare
    • What impact did that have on children?

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Kid-Friendly ‘Avengers’ Storybook Hilariously Blames Thor On ‘Jimmy Kimmel’

Chris Hemsworth hammers his “pathetic” colleagues in a response that definitely isn’t by the book.
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Surgery Notes

One of our patients wasn’t taking any chances. Prior to her operation, she taped notes to her body for the surgeon… “Take your time,” “Don’t cut
yourself,” “No need to rush,” “Wash your hands…”

After surgery, as I helped the patient back into her bed, we discovered a new note taped to her, this one from the doctor, “Has anyone seen my
wristwatch?”

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Episode 488 Scott Adams: My Assange Prediction

Topics: 

  • CNN, FOX not yet sure if it’s better for their team to love or hate Assange
  • Assange + Trump more likely to make a deal than any other POTUS
    • What does Assange know, that nobody else knows? 
    • Assange previously offered juicy info that benefits Trump
  • Legal ploy and no jail time for Assange, in exchange for info?

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Kellyanne And George Conway Get Kinky Over Trump Feud On ‘Full Frontal’

Samantha Bee’s “Fifty Cons of Way” spoof of the White House adviser’s marriage will tie you up for a few minutes.
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Two Mothers

Two mothers met for coffee. “Well Ruthie, how are the kids?”

“To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!” says Ruth. “She doesn’t get out of bed until 11. She’s out all day spending his money on
Heaven knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? Ha! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive
restaurant.”

“Oh! What a shame. And how about your daughter?”

“Ah! Now there’s a lucky girl. She has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy whatever she needs, and in
the evening he always takes her out to dinner at a nice restaurant.”

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Episode 486 Scott Adams: HOAXES, Buttigieg, Healthcare, Israel, Candace Owens, More

Topics: 

  • Ted Lieu’s despicable, out of context clip sliming Candace Owens
  • Pete Buttigieg, the new media endorsed Democrat candidate 
  • Zapping nuclear waste with a laser to neutralize it’s danger
  • Bill Gates promoting Gen IV SAFE nuclear power options
    • NO danger of meltdown
    • CAN safely burn existing nuclear waste for its fuel
  • Healthcare and President Trump…waiting for the 2020 elections
    • Persuasion: A+
    • Grade: F (he has no plan so far) 
  • Healthcare plan suggestion…
    • Competition is what’s badly needed
    • Allow people to buy into Medicare at reduced rates?
    • Existing plans would need to compete with Medicare plan 
  • Medical technology startups for consumer cost reductions
    • Technology reduces costs, improves results
  • 12% of people say CNN isn’t politically biased…wow
  • Prime Minister Netanyahu wins election
  • DEBUNKING Update: Showing people the “Fine People” HOAX
    • The afflicted push back when shown it was clearly a HOAX
    • The “Hoax Funnel” I use for debunking the HOAX
  • President Trump’s recent firing of cabinet people
    • CONCEPT: The bad day strategy of aggregation
  • Obama is a REALLY BORING public speaker
    • Nobody realized that, till we saw President Trump speak

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Colbert Reveals Trump’s ‘Central Governing Philosophy’ In A Single Word

The “Late Show” host tries to figure out what the heck Trump just said.
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Best Suited For

Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps.

“What’s wrong now Bob,” asked Bill.

Bob replies, “They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for.”

“Yeah, so what’s the problem with that,” asks Bill.

Bob sighs, “Well, it seems I’m best suited for unemployment.”

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Episode 485 Scott Adams: Lack of Credible Democrat Candidates, Summer Reruns of Scandals, More

Topics:

  • Introducing the “Ted Cruz Rule”
  • CNN appears to have soured on backing Kamala for President
    • Her problem might be that she’s boring
  • CNN financial incentives are counter to their political preference
  • Illegal immigrant children are being held in “Obama Cages”
    • Trump admin should make it a goal to eliminate “Obama Cages”
  • Reparations topic and Corey Booker
    • No democrat candidate can ignore that “woke” topic
  • The psychological invention of America as a cultural “melting pot”

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Colbert Taunts Trump With Visual Evidence Of How Obama Really Treated Children

The “Late Show” host has a fact-check for the president.
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Episode 484 Scott Adams: Hoaxes, AOC, Immigration, Nuclear Power

Topics: 

  • An AOC tweet embracing Gen IV development could save the planet
    • NO danger of meltdown with Gen IV designs
    • NO toxic waste created by Gen IV designs
    • CAN SAFELY burn existing toxic waste as its fuel
  • Ex-Senator Bob Kerrey, a Dem, says Dems are suffering 2 “delusions”
  • Secretary Nielsen fired from DHS
    • Trump SOP, “shake the box” till you gets variables that work
    • “The Bad Idea” is a Hollywood writer brainstorming technique
  • Kim Jong Un releases new propaganda video
    • Demotes the power of his nukes, raises positive sounding things

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Castmates Turn Up To Ask ‘SNL’ Host Kit Harington How It All Ends

Mother of Dragons Emilia Clarke says it’s been “so damn long” since the last season, she can’t remember what’s going on.
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Episode 483 Scott Adams: Biden, Gen IV Nuclear, Animals, TDS

Topics: 

  • Biden jokes about attention he’s receiving for being inappropriate
  • “Financial Literacy” issue first raised by Hawk Newsome and BLM
  • Why is fake news rerunning last years  debunked “animals” HOAX?
  • Preet Bharara, SDNY, fired by President, major anti-Trumper
    • Preet acknowledges he had TDS after the election
    • Chelsea Handler acknowledges she had TDS, got therapy
  • Jake Tapper segment on President Trump’s border wall plaque
    • Surprisingly balanced piece while mocking the President
  • Van Jones is becoming a national treasure, willing to see both sides
  • Dem Rep Richard Neal should be careful what he wishes for
    • Wants President Trump’s tax returns to evaluate IRS audits 
  • Gen IV opinion piece in NYT, Steven Pinker says Gen IV is answer
    • Steven Pinker is a cognitive scientist, persuasion expert
  • Working climate scientist debunks “accurate Russian model”
  • If Mueller report has anything real bad for Trump…why no leaks?
  • WhenHub’s crypto-currency, The When, has increased value four-fold in two weeks

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‘Saturday Night Live’ Hilariously Teases ‘Game Of Thrones’ Spinoffs, Including SVU Version

For the kids: “Dire Guys” and “Hodor’s House.”
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Episode 482 Scott Adams: TDS, Chelsea Handler, New Trump 2020 Ad, AOC’s Accent, Immigration



Topics: 

  • President Trump is a strong father figure
    • Supporters find him protective, comforting, caring
    • Haters FEAR the qualities of a strong father figure
  • Chelsea Handler takes some personal responsibility  for her TDS
    • Tells Bill Maher she sought Psychiatric help for her TDS
  • Whiteboard: TDS Awareness Scale
  • Some things are ONLY a story because of partisan pundit framing
    • NOT a coincidence how various media frames things
  • Professional persuaders guide media framing of the news
    • Media framing becomes their target audiences opinion 
    • You’ve likely been given your opinions by media you follow
  • 2020…strong economy = reelection of sitting President, historically
  • Tucker asks the question…
    • How many is the right number of immigrants to allow in?
  • Immigration: What are you trying to accomplish?
    • How many immigrants would benefit the country?
    • How many immigrants is too many?
    • NOBODY can answer the most important question?
  • Climate science says the RATE of temperature increase is unprecedented
    • Why does their primary graph dispute their primary claim?
    • “Probably”,  “mostly”, in the explanation of science papers
  • Scientists were wrong about what drove temperatures in the past
    • They looked for and found variables that validate PAST temps
    • How confident can we be that NOW we understand everything?
  • 97% agree…is more than a methodology issue
  • Solar and Gen IV solutions are both worth developing and comparing

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Jason Sudeikis’ Joe Biden Gets Smacked Down On ‘SNL’ Over Grabby Hands

“I’m a hugger, I’m a kisser, and I’m a little bit of a sniffer,” he concedes.
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Episode 481 Scott Adams: 97% of Scientists Love Gen IV Nuclear, Theron, Mueller, Solar

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s retweet of meme mocking Joe Biden
  • Pete Buttigieg regrets saying “all lives matter”
  • Slaughter Meter’s current setting, and why
  • 97% of climate scientists WANT Gen IV nuclear power development
    • Are solar alternatives viable, as scalable as Gen IV?
  • Charlize Theron on her dating availability…
    • “somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up”  
  • Trey Gowdy says Mueller punted to Barr due to legal ambiguity
  • Old Nads and the Dingleberries continue attacks on POTUS
    • Now they’re seeking his tax returns
    • Might be legal, but nobody on either side thinks it legit

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Motorcycle Gathering

On the weekend of the biggest motorcycle gathering of the year, I was working at a club nearby. When the roaring machines pulled up outside, our
patrons’ eyes swung toward the door and conversation turned into uneasy whispering.

A group of tough-looking bikers walked up to me, and one of them asked me where the phone was. I pointed it out, and the silence in the room let
everybody overhear what the biker said into the receiver.

“Hi, Mom. Just want to let you know I’ll be home late tonight.”

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Stephen Colbert Nails The Irony Of Donald Trump’s Obsession With Being Liked

“The Late Show” host poked fun at the president’s recent popularity ratings.
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Worry

Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help
him.

His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked “What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore.”

“I hired a professional worrier and I haven’t had a worry since,” replied Jack.

“That must be expensive,” Bob replied.

“He charges $ 5,000 a month,” Jack told him.

“$ 5,000!!? How in the world can you afford to pay him?” exclaimed Bob.

“I don’t know. That’s his problem.”

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Episode 480 Scott Adams: Biden, Bad Media, Lies, Glaciers, Nuclear Power

  • Topics: 
  • Tucker Carlson apologizes for his Nuzzlegate treatment of Biden
  • Biden’s apology video, his behavior used to be okay?
  • Climate change funny coincidences
  • Objective test to determine if climate change is real
    • Regardless of topic, GOP and DEMS will disagree
    • Secure anonymous scientist poll, would it still be 97% agree?
  • Climate change is no longer a science question
    • It’s now a persuasion challenge, one direction or the other
  • Gen IV’s potential, persuasion notes…
    • Gen IV nuclear power systems, NO meltdown risk
    • Eats nuclear waste for fuel
    • Bill Gates says Gen IV is ONLY solution
  • IF President Trump says “Gen IV nuclear power” he’ll win election
  • Articles labeled “far left” or “far right” on AllSides.com
    • Why would I read anything labeled as propaganda?
  • People belief they aren’t fooled by fake news, but others are
  • CNN reports Trump said father born in Germany
    • Simple explanation…he meant his Grandfather
    • How is this a national news story on CNN?
  • When Tokens tripled in value this week (crypto-currency)
    • As tokens are purchased, demand is created
    • As tokens are used, demand is created

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Stephen Colbert To Trump: House Committee Chair Is Going To Grab You By The 1040s

“The Late Night” host was feeling good now that the House has subpoenaed the Mueller report, or as he called it, the “whole kit and colludal.”
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Don’t Say a Word

Tommy Bolt, winner of the 1958 US Open, tells the story of an incident he had during one of his golf tournaments. Bolt arrived at the golf course for
the tournament and was approached by a youngster, “Mr. Bolt, do you need a caddy, sir?”

Bolt went to the caddy master and asked about the youngster. The man said, “He’s a real good caddy, knows the course, the greens, and the rules of the
game. But he talks a lot.”

So Bolt went back to the youngster and said, “You can caddy for me on one condition: Don’t say a word.” The young man accepted and carried Bolt’s bag.
The first three rounds went well, and Bolt was in contention in the fourth round, when an errant tee shot landed in the rough. The ball was sitting
down in a bad patch of turf, with a difficult shot to the green which was well guarded by water on the right.

Bolt asked his caddy, “You think a five iron will do the trick?” The kid shook his head no, but never said a word.

“What, you want me to hit a six iron?” Again, the kid shook his head no, but did not speak. Bolt grabbed a six iron and lashed the ball out of the
rough and landed on the green, rolling to within three feet of the hole.

As they walked to the green, Bolt said, “Aren’t you going to say something now, after seeing a shot like that?”

His caddy then replied, “Mr. Bolt, that wasn’t your ball.”

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Episode 479 Scott Adams: Teaching You How to Become a Professional (or just better) Writer in 20 Minutes

Topics: 

  • How to stimulate and develop your professional writing skills
    • Or…just improve the quality of your writing in general

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Trevor Noah Rips White House ‘Bullying’ Of Whistleblower Who Has Dwarfism

He called out the “middle school bullies who were put in charge of America’s government” and urged security specialist Tricia Newbold to fight back.
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Episode 477 Scott Adams Part2: China Trade Deal, GND, Apology Tours, String Theory, Boycotts, Healthcare

Topics: 

  • Healthcare is the hardest topic, and there’s no real movement
    • Nobody fully understands the healthcare  
  • Democrat proposal for simple solution healthcare
    • Governmental competitive healthcare plan 
  • Don Lemon hilariously complaining about to much Dem apologizing
    • Apologizing makes you weak…and Trump doesn’t do it?
  • Demanding apologies for even the smallest of infractions 
    • Lupita Nyong’o is apologizing effectively, acceptably
    • We should stop judging people by their mistakes
      • We should judge based on their response to mistake
  • George Clooney wants boycott of hotels owned by Sultan for Sharia law
    • Bill Maher argues against boycotts
    • Boycotts are like a virus, everyone becomes infected, affected
  • Spam Killing apps for your phone works…try one
  • NO evidence of Trump misdeeds in Mueller report?
    • Evidence, confirmation bias, coincidence…all look the same
    • Odds of something, anything substantial  
  • Duke University FALSIFIED SCIENTIFIC STUDY RESULTS
    • Fine was over $ 100 million dollars
  • Do scientists routinely fake scientific results…for grant money?
    • Duke scientists committed criminal fraud…repeatedly?
  • Gravity might be an illusion per results of scientific experiments
  • Competing Hypothesis for The Theory of Everything
    • Sim theory hypothesis for an expanding universe
    • Greatly simplifies the programming code required

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Tennis Camp

I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.

He asked “Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?”

This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, “baseball.”

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Tracy Morgan Takes Savage Swipes At Jussie Smollett On ‘Tonight Show’

“The Last O.G.” star joked about getting a part on “Empire” and the Fox drama’s unusual contract demand.
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Scrubbing Bulkheads

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced:

“Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Dis- continue all unnecessary work.”

An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily routine, was confirmed with this announcement:

“Resume all unnecessary work.”

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Episode 476 Scott Adams: President Trump can Save the Planet With a Tweet, #FentanylChina, Beyonce

Topics: 

  • President Trump Tweets about origin of Russian Collusion hoax
  • “Fine People” (Charlottesville) hoax is finally being exposed, but
    • Robert Tracinski (Bulwark) says we are gaslighting
    • Charlie Sykes tweets, spreading the Bulwark hoax
  • Beyonce, Biden and uninvited kissing, touching, snuggling
  • President Trump has two major topics to address
    • Healthcare and climate change
  • President Trump could save the planet with ONE tweet
    • Whiteboard: Saving the Planet via Tweet
    • Lamar Alexander, has a reputation of being reasonable
      • Green Manhattan Project
    • Gen IV is the path BOTH political parties should embrace
  • Guest: Mark Schneider, Nuclear expert 
  • Mark’s thoughts on Scott’s whiteboard discussion
    • #GreenNuclearDeal
  • North Korea could potentially SAVE THE WORLD
    • No restrictive regulations
    • NK could embrace transitioning to Gen IV development

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This ‘Hot Model Dad’ Inspired A Ton Of Hilarious Memes

Some other fathers were also ready for their close-ups.
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Episode 475 Scott Adams Part1: Obstructing Hoaxes, Biden and Bernie, Healthcare, Russia, Hamas

Topics: 

  • Obama admin Russian Collusion investigators…
    • …may have also been running the Russian collusion hoax?
    • Is obstructing them (if true), obstruction of justice?
  • Our opinions are assigned to us by the media we follow
    • Our opinions tend to match the news we follow
  • Did Mark Schneider save the world?
    • Senators and Congressional people follow me
    • Did they see and understand Gen IV concepts here? 
    • Mark is my guest here on Periscope, Tuesday April 2nd
    • Mark Schneider: @SubSchneider Nuclear Expert
  • NO experience has become a Presidential candidate qualifier
    • Obama had almost no political experience
    • Biden’s long record is a target rich environment
  • Bernie’s head injury and…Bernie’s political policies
  • Kamala is protected so far, no Dems are coming after her
    • After all the white males are taken out, she’ll be the candidate
  • Hamas support seems to waning across the Muslim world
    • HOW and WHEN did the Russia investigation begin?
  • ONE person, hand-picked four people to decide if Russia hacked election
    • Did ONE person (James Clapper) shape the conclusion?
    • Four intelligence people…NOT 17 intelligence agencies

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Cecily Strong’s Jeanine Pirro Gets Her Rocks Off Over Mueller Report On ‘Weekend Update’

Trump “smells like steak and complimentary bathroom cologne,” percolating “Pirro” tells Colin Jost.
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Episode 474 Scott Adams: Trump Solving Climate Change, Mueller TDS, Creepy Joe

Topics: 

  • Bill Gates tweets bi-partisan group of Senators announcement
    • (Clean, Safe Nuclear Power) Nuclear Energy Leadership Act
    • Gen IV nuclear power isn’t subject to meltdown
  • “AOC sucks!” Chant at Trump rally
    • Her persuasion skill set is solid, don’t underestimate her
  • Barr’s 4 page summary being called possibly diff than Mueller report
  • CNN poll on Mueller exonerating President Trump
    • 86% said Mueller results won’t impact their vote
  • The Left have no options to hear the real news
    • Right leaning media offers more of the other sides views
  • Polls show Biden is the clear preference of people on the left
    • Media and the DNC elite prefer Kamala
    • The people’s preference, or the media’s preference?
  • Kamala doesn’t come across as warm and genuine

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‘If You Shoot At The Devil You Best Not Miss,’ Alec Baldwin’s Trump Warns On ‘SNL’

“Russia, if you’re watching, go to bed; Daddy won,” he gushes after release of Robert De Niro’s Mueller report.
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Episode 473 Scott Adams: All the “Ridiculous Bullsh*t” in the News Today

Topics: 

  • Adam Schiff has spent 2 years destabilizing America
    • Ironically, Schiff is a more likely Russian asset than POTUS
    • Couldn’t ANY DC politician be hoax-connected to Russia?
  • Mueller DID make a decision about obstruction 
  • Betsy DeVos Special Olympics budget cut, POTUS will override it
    • President Trump is now a savior of the Special Olympics
  • “Ridiculous bullshit” was a high impact persuasion phrase
  • Van Jones hired to help with prison reform movement
  • Few things benefit the economy more than employment
    • Few things benefit employment like education, trade or college
    • Payoff for investing in education, exceeds the cost
  • Marie Harf was pushing the “fine people” hoax yesterday on FOX
    • Why didn’t Martha MacCallum call her on that BS?
  • Is it true that drug prices haven’t gone up in last year? Huge if true
    • Cancer specialist on WhenHub Interface app, available
      • Specializes in finding, suggesting trial programs for patients
  • North Korea talks “sticking point”
    • Issue: How to get rid of their nuclear programs without doing that
    • Solution: Redirect to safer Gen IV nuclear power development
    • Practical solution, Chairman Kim saves face and also complies
    • North Korea could HELP America by developing Gen IV
  • Jussie Smollett nominated by NAACP for an image award

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Jim Carrey Sacks ‘Overinflated Pigskin’ Donald Trump In New Cartoon

The football-themed artwork warned the president about his “premature endzone dance” following William Barr’s Mueller summary.
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Episode 472 Scott Adams: Biden, Hoaxes, Suing Facebook for Discrimination and CNN Ratings

Topics: 

  • Tucker Carlson “unleashed” is must-watch for last couple weeks
  • Ratings crash at both CNN and MSNBC, a different explanation
  • Trump Admin suing Facebook for housing discrimination
  • Joe Biden’s apology tour condemns “white man’s culture”
  • AOC selling herself as “authentic” via wild arm and hand gestures
    • Her persuasion skillset shines brightly, breaks the mold
  • “Fine people” HOAX, repeated on CNN, Corey Booker town hall
    • No pushback or correction from CNN on his false claims
  • Smollett insists he’s innocent, might sue after all charges dropped
    • Throws Police and his Nigerian friends under the bus
    • Sketchy details coming out about Kim Foxx

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Trevor Noah Tries To Explain Britain’s Botched Brexit Using Every U.K. Accent

“The Daily Show” host even worked in a John Oliver impression.
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Episode 471b Scott Adams: Continuation of Episode 471a

Topics: 

  • Betsy DeVos cut Special Olympics from the education budget
    • Is there better use of limited funds for special needs kids?
  • Monroe doctrine, stay out of our hemisphere, Russia?
    • Russia’s obvious counterpoint…get out of their hemisphere
  • Cell phone experiment: turn off notifications and ringers
    • What you miss live, will it make any difference to you?
  • WhenHub’s Approach app allows you to see and track meeting arrivals
  • Who is the real problem, the media or President Trump?
    • The media, because of the way they cover the President?
  • If climate change is real and doom is imminent, who’s to blame?
    • Now the media “experts” want us to believe climate change?
    • The media “experts” have been completely wrong for 2 years
  • Joe Biden’s creepy behavior video clips
    • People who will vote for him will NEVER see those clips
  • Adam Schiff isn’t fooled by Mueller clearing President Trump

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Stephen Colbert Reveals The Mueller Report’s Surprising Effect On Trump’s Popularity

The “Late Show” host does some Mueller math.
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Episode 470 Scott Adams: How to Open a Childproof Container Using a Saw

Topic: 

  • The proper process for opening a childproof container with a saw
  • You’re welcome

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5 Forgotten Moments That Almost Changed History Forever

By Taylor Daine,E.M. Caris,Andrea Meno,Peter I. Santiago,Marvin Bea  Published: March 26th, 2019 


Cracked: All Posts

Seven Cookies

The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?”

Mary immediately answered, “Seven!”

The teacher was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”

“You really think I would give David any of my cookies?”

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Episode 468 Scott Adams: Avenatti, Charlie Brown, Exoneration

Topics: 

  • Michael Avenatti arrested, charges sound serious, yay Nike!
  • Golan Heights is a “free money” genius move by President Trump
  • Anti-Trumpers saying the President was NOT exonerated by Mueller

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Useless Trivia

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year.

In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an “Honorary Harlem Globetrotter.”

Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate

A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks.

The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia.

There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world.

Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.

An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

In England, in the 1880s, “Pants” was considered a dirty word.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grape juice.

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Dogs can hear sounds that you can’t.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, “Gadsby,” which contains over 50,000 words – none of them with the letter E.

Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.

In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds.

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Episode 466 Scott Adams: Watching the Reporting of the Mueller Report

Topic: 

Initial thoughts and impressions while watching the Mueller Report live reporting


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Episode 464 Scott Adams: A Lesson on How to Answer Press Questions, aka Media Training

Topics: 

  • President Trump is an expert on branding and handling the media
  • Here is some media training to help you sidestep interview traps
  • Be ready when they hit you with a “gotcha” question

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Not So Bright Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This kid is not so bright. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says, “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

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Golf Friendless

“Bob, why don’t you play golf with John anymore?” asked a friend.

“Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren’t watching?” Bob asked.

“Well, no,” admitted the friend.

“Neither will John,” replied Bob.

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Episode 462 Scott Adams: The Mueller Witch Hunt is Evolving Into an “IF” Hunt

Topics: 

  • Adam Schiff seems sad that our President isn’t a Russian puppet
  • Real bad week for CNN…their 2 best hoaxes are down
    • They lost the Russian Collusion Hoax
    • They’ve (almost) lost the “Fine People” Hoax
  • My “Slaughter Meter” reading on if the 2020 was held today
  • The IF Hunt that used to be the Mueller Witch Hunt

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Episode 459 Scott Adams: Talking With Writer, Boxer, Brilliant Guy @EdLatimore on Success

Topics: 

  • Ed Latimore’s fascinating, inspirational life story and positivity
  • Born in the projects, physicist, veteran, pro boxer, writer, mentor, tutor, teacher, popular Twitter account, perpetual seeker of knowledge
  • Ed’s book, available on Amazon:
    • Not Caring What Other People Think is a Superpower: Insights from a Heavyweight Boxer

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Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a
pigmy standing beside it.

Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?”

The pigmy said, “Yes.”

The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast
like that?”

“I killed it with my club.”

The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?”

The pigmy replied, “There’s about 60 of us.”

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Episode 458 Scott Adams: New Climate Change Challenge, Mr. Kellyanne Conway, and More

Topics: 

  • New Zealand is trying to keep an assholes name from being known
    • FOX respects the concept, CNN publishes his name
  • Mr. Kellyanne Conway vs. President Trump’s pushback tweets
  • President Trump’s genius: understanding what others don’t
  • CNN top headlines…there’s nothing new, recycled topics
  • Dem proposals with a common purpose, election rule changes
  • Everything the Dems are proposing…is to get them elected
  • Can an ancient white guy become a Democrat Presidential candidate?
  • Climate Change expert, American climatologist Patrick Michaels
    • Russian model shows lower temp increases, accurate so far
    • IF their model results CONTINUE to predict correctly…
      • …THEN, climate change isn’t a major problem
  • Geoff Price, @GeoffmPrice, annihilates skeptics of climate change
  • Patreon alternative, a donate button has been added to WhenHub
  • You can add donate button to your own webpage to receive donations
    • Anyone listed as an expert on WhenHub/Interface can receive donations
  • Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin also working on Patreon alternative app

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Episode 457 Scott Adams: Offering to Publicly Deprogram Anti-Trumpers Suffering TDS While You Watch

Topics: 

  • Taking calls from never-Trumpers to deprogram them realtime
  • What’s your #1 complaint about President Trump?
  • Can I can debunk your #1 never-Trump complaint, realtime?

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5 Movie Characters Who Tried To Look Tough (And Failed Hard)

By E. Reid Ross,James Kinneen,Peter I. Santiago,Brad LaCour  Published: March 18th, 2019 


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Episode 455 Scott Adams: Aspirin, The Rise of White Supremacist Violence, False Memories

Topics: 

  • “The Press” controls America by which stories they cover and how they choose to cover those stories
  • “The Press” is our National Emergency
  • Without fake news, most of our problems go away

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Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

Most likely, at least once a day you delete a letter, number, or even whole words and paragraphs from your documents on the computer. It’s a simple
matter for you, but have you ever thought about the consequences of your action? Do you have any idea where you’re sending those characters that you
so casually rejected? The answer varies depending on whom you ask.

Dave Barry’s Explanation:

The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they’re made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable,
while cheap imitations are not as flammable.

Stephen King’s Explanation:

Every time you hit the delete key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their
blood, then eats them, bones and all.

IBM’s Explanation:

The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize
them.

The Buddhist Explanation:

If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character.
Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, lowercase letters will become uppercase.
If a character’s karma is not so good, then it will move down the above scale, ultimately becoming the lowest of characters–a space.

The 21st-century Bitter, Cynical Nihilist Explanation:

Who cares? All characters are the same, swirling in a vast sea of meaningless nothingness. It doesn’t really matter if they’re on the page, deleted,
undeleted, underlined, etc. It’s all the same. More characters should delete themselves.

Environmentalist’s Explanation:

You’ve been DELETING them? Can’t you hear them SCREAMING? Little innocent characters and baby lowercase letters have rights too!

The Mac User’s Explanation:

All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go straight to PC hell. If you’re using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because
you’re in PC hell also.

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Episode 454 Scott Adams: Public Demonstration of False Memory, Charlottesville “Fine People” HOAX

Topics: 

  • Taking calls from people who believe the “fine people” hoax
  • Can they be deprogrammed in real time, during a call?

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Episode 453 Scott Adams: Vetos, White Nationalists, Bernie’s Head Injury, Beto the Hacker, and Climate

Topics: 

  • Do CNN people believe their Charlottesville “fine people” hoax?
    • Is it a self-inflicted false memory they can’t see?
  • President Trump vetos congress rejection of National Emergency
  • Gotcha! question to President Trump about “white supremacists”
    • Either way he answered, enemy press would claim he’s racist
  • “Honeymooning alone”, vacationing and traveling alone
    • Two people who want to do the same thing, same time?
  • Beto has acknowledged being a hacker, a thief, when he was younger
    • Does Hollywood support a guy who pirated their work?
    • His hacker name was “psychedelic” something or other
  • The tell for people whom have done psychedelic drugs?
    • They think their barriers are artificial and can be overcome
    • The world around them is a construct of their own minds
  • The “Candace Owens Effect”
    • You’re an observer, a person talking about the news
    • Suddenly you’re part of the story 
  • Bjorn Lomborg and risk management aspect of climate change
    • Natural disaster deaths are now lower than ever in history
  • Quillette article on climate change in the United States
    • People are just lining up behind their political party
    • We aren’t making decisions based on facts and reasons
  • “You just can’t know” if climate change is real, what can you do?
    • Gen IV nuclear is the answer, no matter what

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Episode 452 Scott Adams: Talking About the Fake News of the Day

Topics: 

  • Our opinions are assigned to us by the media we follow
  • Did fake news CNN weaponize the New Zealand whacko?
  • If you only watch CNN, it’s garbage like the “fine people” hoax 
  • Joel Pollack article links to CNN’s original reporting on Charlottesville
  • CNN’s themselves reported correctly that “fine people” referred to people on both sides of the statue debate, NOT the Nazis

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Blind Pilot

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots’
uniforms–both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the
runway, and people at the windows realize that they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.

As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin–but at that moment,
the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is
in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and
we’re all gonna die. . .”

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Episode 451 Scott Adams: Teaching You a New Dance Move Called The Beto

Topics: 

  • Republicans had 2 objectives regarding President’s EO
    • 1. Get the wall funded
    • 2. Avoid setting the precedent of new Presidential powers
  • Their solution…if that’s what happened, is brilliant

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Headlines From The Year 2039

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $ 17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $ 75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2040.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Episode 449 Scott Adams: PART2 College Admissions Scandal, “Fine People” Hoax, Baby Killing Hoax, Insurance Policy Hoax

Topics: 

  • The defining characteristic of the right, “rules based people”
  • Transgender athletes: The question of “fairness”
  • Is Alyssa Milano fighting for right to murder babies after birth?
  • “Modern abortion techniques do NOT result in live birth”
    • Any baby born is a citizen…you can’t murder a citizen
  • Nick Searcy and others say you need to read between the lines
    • Law clearly says you can’t kill a live born baby
    • Nick and others say read between the lines, read their minds
    • Laws that allow the murder of born babies…are a hoax

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Short Puns

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.

What is a sleeping child?
A kidnapper.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod.

If you cross a pig and a young goat, what do you get?
A dirty kid.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a bad summer.

What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a young goat?
A stuck-up kid.

A small boy swallowed some coins And was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

The butcher backed into the meat grinder And got a little behind in his work.

When is high finances mentioned in the Bible?
When Pharaoh’s daughter took a little prophet from the bushes.

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Episode 448 Scott Adams: 80% of How to Play Drums in 20 Minutes

Topics: 

  • The bigger lesson is online training
  • The best instructor online, is better than an average in person instructor

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Random Musings

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

When weeding a garden, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, it was a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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Episode 446 Scott Adams: Press Secretary Sanders Totally Botched the “Fine People” Hoax Question From CNN

Topics: 

  • Two whiteboards that make things clear…
    • The “Fine People” hoax (Charlottesville)
    • CNN is fake news

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Episode 444 Scott Adams: Sports Are Broken, Trump’s Best Week Ever, Moderate Bernie

Topics: 

  • “Old Nads” document blizzard request to 81 people
    • Even the Democrats know this is way beyond legitimate
    • Michael Caputo’s refusal to comply, all should follow his lead
  • Cognitive Dissonance Tell – Word Salad
    • Example: David Pakman and the “Fine People Hoax”
  • Fine People Hoax – President Trump called people on both sides of the STATUE question “fine people”.
    • Trying to deprogram people who believe the “Fine People Hoax”
  • North Korea might be fixing up a worrisome facility, negotiating 101
  • Bernie proposals now seem moderate in comparison to others
  • Capitalism delivers what socialism promises
  • Sports and trans-athletes competing, winning
    • Performance enhancing drugs
  • Jim Carrey’s artwork and artistic talent

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New Speed Limit

The speed limit on the highway running through our small town was changed from 40 to 35 MPH.

Then one afternoon the town mayor was stopped in the coffee shop by a police officer. “Can I speak to you a moment?” he said.

“Sure,” the mayor replied. “What can I help you with?”

“We’re advising people that the speed limit has been lowered on the highway through town, and we’d appreciate your co-operation.”

“No problem,” said the mayor. “Do you want me to bring this up at the next council meeting?”

“No,” replied the police officer. “We want you to slow down.”

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Episode 443 Scott Adams: Checking Your Gullibility Scorecard

Topics: 

  • Basing border security decisions on what we care about
  • Trans participation in sports
  • Elizabeth Warren vs. Google, Facebook, Amazon
  • Who are the “brains behind AOC”?
  • Hoax review – Keeping a mental scorecard, which did you fall for?
    • Hoax scorecard – Whiteboard
  • Occam’s Razor is an illusion
  • Simulation Theory is supported by top, key scientists
  • Patreon alternative: WhenHub’s Interface app now has Donate button
    • Donate/support anyone who has an Interface account

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Episode 442 Scott Adams: Scott Takes Your Questions

Topics: 

  • Dem resolution doesn’t condemn Rep Omar, just President Trump
  • More drugs are caught (by weight) where there ISN’T Border Patrol
    • Hard to get large quantities through heavily policed ports?
  • Questions from guests on politics, Omar anti-semitism, cartooning

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Episode 441 Scott Adams: Omar, Fine People, Vaccinations, Fathers, Food Equality, Border, Ivanka, Laws

Topics: 

  • Michael Caputo says witch hunt and will refuse to cooperate
    • All 81 should say “screw it”, ignore congress perjury traps
  • Jared and Ivanka security clearances, Dems running out of crap
    • Lawyers on both sides agree on the facts of what occurred
    • The argument is whether or not the actions are even a crime
  • Whitehouse tweet about the horrors of abuse suffered by migrants
    • Brandon Darby: Humanitarian crisis is correct assessment
  • Democrats stalled their own anti-semitism resolution 
    • Why aren’t they willing to condemn anti-semitism?
    • Are Representative Omar’s comments “secret dog whistles”?
    • Is she signaling her fellow anti-semites?
    • Are claims about “secret dog whistles” just political BS?
  • CNN refuses to address or acknowledge “fine people” thing was BS
    • “Fine people” hoax puts me and Trump supporters at risk
    • Is CNN intentionally promoting violence via propaganda?
  • Candace interview with Hawk Newsome Sunday…MUST WATCH
    • Food equality vs. two parents helping to raise their children
    • Is it still true, that two parents are better?
    • Fix nutrition and it will make a HUGE for communities

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Episode 440 Scott Adams: Weirdo, UBI, Omar, GND, Climate Change Confusion

Topics: 

  • Weird Tom Steyer’s new nickname, A+ sticky persuasion quality
    • The sticky, persuasive elements and why
  • 4 Outlet Rule: If story is covered on 4 main networks, probably true
    • (Breitbart, FOX, CNN, MSNBC)
    • Q is real: None of the 4 report that Q is real…fake news
    • “Fine People” hoax: Not on all 4…fake news
    • Globalist plot to change politics: Not on all 4…fake news
    • Law allowing lefties to abort live, born babies…fake news
  • Abducted in Plain Sight – Recommended, but disturbing topic
    • The psychology, persuasion, confirmation bias
    • Clearly demonstrates the weakness of human perception
  • Leaving Neverland – Recommended, another disturbing topic
    • The details are disturbing and convincing
    • Then watch the counter-arguments on YouTube
    • Counter-arguments are ALSO persuasive
  • UBI – Universal Basic Income
    • Soon, a big part of population won’t be capable of working
    • Robots will take over jobs not requiring a lot of thinking
    • UBI is like abortion for lazy adults who don’t want to work
  • Half of published scientific papers end up being debunked
    • Climate change might be real AND 1/2 claims are garbage
    • Climate change might be a hoax, in spite of being sorta true
    • 200 reasons against a theory is a tell that no good reasons exist
  • Guest: Mark Schneider, nuclear engineering expert
    • Operating reactors in America are all Gen II, meltdown danger
    • Europe has Gen III, better, much more resistant to meltdown
  • Gen IV nuclear power has 3 attractive options
    • molten salt, molten lead, gas cooled, NO MELTDOWNS
    • Loss of power to the facility, no problem, no danger
    • Containment systems make them safe from bombs
    • Gen II explosion danger is due to water for cooling
    • Gen IV doesn’t use water, eliminates explosion danger
  • 5 to 10 years to bring Gen IV online
    • We need to develop the design portion of the concepts
    • NOT currently happening here…but Russia is progressing
  • Some Gen IV options, like molten lead, EAT nuclear waste
  • Gen IV, only 1/3 of heat generated is used for power creation
    • Other 2/3 can be used to desalinate ocean water

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Family Funnies

Cindy: Mommy, Zach broke my baby doll!
Mommy: I’m sorry, sweetheart. How did in happen?
Cindy: I hit him over the head with it.

Mother: Tommy, why did you kick your little sister in the stomach?
Tommy: I couldn’t help it. She turned around too quickly.

Johnny: Why are you down?
Mike: My sister said she wouldn’t talk to me for two weeks.
Johnny: Why does that upset you? Mike: Today’s the last day.

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Episode 439 PART2 Scott Adams: Talking to Dr. Shiva About Climate Change

Topics PART2:

  • Multi-dimensional problems can’t be reduced to a single variable like CO2
  • People don’t understand math and physics, they’re being bamboozled
    • CO2 doubled already, temp should be up 4 degrees, per models
    • The models are NOT supported by the data
    • Actual temperature increase has only been half degree
  • Scientists are keeping quiet about climate change model problems
    • Climate change is BS, the data confirming BS is overwhelming
    • Grant money ONLY exists for those who believe and promote the climate change hoax

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Yes, sir!

A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him, she was very insistent. His response was, “Yes,
sir!”

Correcting him, she said, “You would say, ‘yes, sir,’ to a man. I am a lady, and you would say ‘yes, ma’am,’ to a lady.” To quiz him on this lesson,
she then asked him, “What would you say to Daddy?”

“Yes, sir!” came the reply.

“Then what would you say to Mama?”

“Yes, ma’am!” he proudly answered.

“Good job! Now, what would you say to Grandma?

He lit up and said, “Can I have a cookie?”

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Episode 438 Scott Adams: Persuasion Scorecard For Politics so Far This Year. Who is Winning?

Topics: 

  • Debate and persuasion are NOT the same thing
    • You can win a debate WITHOUT changing anyone’s mind
  • Fact-checking complaints, show you are stuck in “debate mindset”
    • Facts, ethics, morality and persuasion effectiveness
  •  Persuasion Scorecard – Rating various political persuasion plays
  • Jussie Smollett helped convince a lot of people that fake news exists
  • “Rights” are an invention of government to grant or deny permissions
  • If President Trump promotes Gen IV nuclear power solutions, he wins
    • Gen IV is the only available, practical solution for climate change
  • The Left considers climate change their signature issue, and yet…
    • …they aren’t aware that Gen IV is a safe, existing solution
  • Gen IV is what we should be doing, even if climate change isn’t real
  • What if Dems use Executive Orders once they return to power?
    • The EOs they might declare, and what might happen

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Episode 437 Scott Adams: A Potential System for Fixing Urban Blight

Topic: 

  • Blight Removal System – Whiteboard Discussion

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Teamwork

“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart,” said the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.”

“Good, what are we having for breakfast?” asked the new husband.

“Toast and juice,” she replied.

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Episode 435 Scott Adams: The “Nearly News” Headlines

Topics: 

  • Examples of currently circulating propaganda and fake news BS
    • Otto Warmbier, Jared Kushner, Anderson Cooper, AOC,
    • Michael Cohen, pending Mueller report, Sean Hannity,
  • “Hindcasting” is creating a model that fits past data
    • The model will easily apply to the first few future decades
    • Beyond that, not so much
  • Why hasn’t the media covered the enormous potential of Gen IV?
    • Gen IV nuclear power is safe and our only real option
    • We should pursue Gen IV whether or not climate change is real
  • DOE has approved and is currently testing Gen IV nuclear power
    • President Trump should take credit he deserves for this
  • Elon Musk agrees that we should pursue Gen IV
    • Everyone qualified to have an opinion, seems to agree on Gen IV

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True Worth

There was a university in New England where the students operated a “bank” of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit
all needs and as it would look odd if an undistinguished student suddenly handed in a brilliant essay, there were papers for an A grade, B grade and C
grade.

One student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than his assignment, went to the “bank” and as his course was a standard one he took out a
paper for a inconspicuous C, retyped it and handed the work in.

In due course he received it back with the professor’s comments: “I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have had an
A, and now I am glad to give it one!”

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Episode 434 Scott Adams: LoserThink in the News, From Warmbier to Black Friends, to TDS, to Climate Change

 

Topics: 

  • “LoserThink” is something even smart people can experience
    • Unproductive thinking by otherwise smart people
  • Van Jones went to CPAC, gave prison reform credit to Republicans 
  • Glenn Greenwald’s observations about Cohen testimony
    • Cohen crushed several fake news stories
    • News is quiet about 2 years of pumping out total BS
  • Joe Walsh LoserThink tweets about Otto Warmbier
  • Truth Filter Suggestion:
    • True news will be on ALL 4 outlets
    • Breitbart, FOX, CNN, MSNBC
  • Whiteboard #1: Goals of the Dems, versus Systems of the GOP
  • @HeadSnipe011 is a must follow Twitter account
    • He reports official government press releases
    • You’ll see the news that the news doesn’t cover
  • Gen IV Nuclear Power is designed to NOT melt down
    • Some designs even use nuclear waste for their fuel
    • Waste from older designs can power Gen IV
  • Bill Gates decisions are based on science
    • His top 10 for THIS YEAR…includes Gen IV
  • Whiteboard #2: Covering the cost of universal healthcare
    • Cutting costs by 9% to cover current uncovered
    • Providing the cost of coverage by expense reduction
  • Is the cost of universal healthcare 32 trillion dollars…or zero?
    • Cost estimates swing from saving money to 32 trillion
    • How can experts be THAT far apart?

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Gender Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurant restroom doors (Buoys
and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.

Recently my husband wandered off in search of the men’s room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled “Bronco,” and the other
was designated “Cactus.”

Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by. “Excuse me. I need to use the restroom,” he said. Gesturing toward the doors, he
asked, “Which one should I use?”

“Actually, we would prefer you to go there,” the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked MEN. Bronco and Cactus are private dining
rooms.”

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Episode 433 Scott Adams: Cohen, North Korea, and Coffee

Topics: 

  • Press claimed North Korea deal would be to distract from Cohen
    • The press, enemy of the people, made a deal impossible
    • Press influence is malign…or malignant
    • ANY deal would have been MSM-framed as a coverup failure
  • Chairman Kim is going home with improving relations
    • Time is on President Trump’s side
    • Walking away early…but politely, respectfully
  • Michael Cohen testimony, hours and hours of claims
    • Reporters don’t understand finance
  • Cohen was hired and worked 10 years for citizen Trump
    • There wasn’t ANY evidence President Trump was racist…
    • …till Charlottesville? Does that sound likely?
  • President has been painted as hands-off, doesn’t read key reports,
    • How can  lead us? NO clue what’s happening!
    • Therefore, Dems claimed…we MUST impeach!
  • NOW he’s being painted as 100% hands-on, knows everything
    • He is aware of every single meeting, involved, aware of ALL!
    • Therefore, Dems claim…we MUST impeach!
  • President Trump kept his options open, during the campaign…
    • …like any smart, experienced business person

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Episode 432 Scott Adams: CNN Opening Capone’s Vault (Cohen Testimony), Climate Hijinx

Topics: 

  • Actual CNN headline today:
    • “Watch Trump try to pull off the ultimate distraction”
    • His purpose in pursuing NK denuclearization…is distraction?
  • CNN Fake News Don Lemon reads BOMBSHELL Cohen statement
  • Congressional Rep Matt Gaetz tweets about Cohen
    • Dirtiest trick I’ve ever seen…also kinda relevant
    • Tweet focused the countries attention on Cohen’s lying
  • Charlottesville Hoax Update
    • Joel Pollak calls Chris Cuomo a liar, 2,000 retweets
    • We’re saying it’s a CNN fake news story, loudly
    • This is the dog that doesn’t bark
    • NO pushback from CNN, no disputing what we’ve said
  • Chairman Kim and President Trump’s chemistry
    • President Trump’s “focused charisma” is very strong
    • Their personal connection seems genuine to me
  • History will eventually see President Trump was first to understand
    • Our NK problem was the lack of INTERPERSONAL relationships
    • President Trump and Chairman Kim are getting along
    • Chairman Kim and SK President Moon Jae-in get along
    • The more those relationships develop, so does peace
  • Climate Change Update – Whiteboard: IPCC Says?
    • Is “extreme weather”, confirmation of climate change?
    • CNN article says extreme weather is from climate change
    • CNN is saying they’re connected
    • Notice they are NOT saying it’s human induced
  • SQUIRREL!!! Uh…sorry, what was I saying?
    • The House convened a sub panel on climate change
    • Dems didn’t show up, Republicans did
    • Why aren’t Dems serious about impending “apocalypse”?

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Usher’s Revenge

A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was too far from the stage.

He whispered to the usher, “This is a mystery play, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome
tip.”

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans over and whispers, ………… “The wife did it.”

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New House

When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.

“It’s terrific,” he said. “I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”

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Episode 431 Scott Adams: Update on War With the Enemy of the People

Topics: 

  • The main difference between Antifa and the neo-Nazi’s marching in Charlottesville…is which members of the Trump family, each side wants to kill.
  • CNN fake news Chris Cuomo STILL pushing Charlottesville Hoax
  • Belief in the Charlottesville Hoax, requires you to believe President Trump agrees with people who want to kill members of his family.
  • Belief in the Charlottesville Hoax, requires you to explain Israel’s love and support for President Trump.
  • Being respectful and personal, very complimentary while being tough in negotiations is President Trumps style.

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Episode 430 Scott Adams: Racist Spike Lee, CNN Starting Nuclear Wars, Climate Science and Immoral Children

Topics: 

  • Spike Lee is racist per President Trump
    • Spike Lee movie perpetuates the Charlottesville Hoax
  • CNN flamethrower attempt to DERAIL PEACE with North Korea  
    • Did they just discover the old story?  Timed to derail peace?
  • AOC is interesting, intriguing, watchable, consistent
    • Is it immoral to bring children into this world?
    • People on the left should stop having children
  • President Trump is seeking to educate both himself and the public
    • Climate Change meeting MUST be public and transparent
    • Genuine open-minded process is key to acceptance
  • Climate Change Debate Questions
    • Unprecedented rate of rise for key temperatures
    • CO2 is the only variable rising that fast. Therefore the cause
    • The climate scientist’s graph is SELF-REFUTING on this

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