Episode 305 Scott Adams: Swalwell Derangement Syndrome, CIA Leaks, Pelosi Votes

Topics: 

  • Alexa…Do you record everything you hear?
  • President Trump offers to help Pelosi get votes she needs
    • Bipartisanship for key things America needs
  • If POTUS gets deals on his remaining objectives, he won’t run again
  • Court rules on Jim Acosta press pass
    • Will President Trump call on Acosta? Yes, of course he will
  • Kellyanne Conway husband becoming very vocal anti-Trumper
  • Khashoggi leak says Prince Salman knew 
    • Our governments options are limited by the leak
  • Swalwell tweet about using nuclear weapons on Americans
    • He was talking to his base, prepping to run for President
    • It was a “big ask”, outrageous, over the top, attention move
    • Was he serious? Of course not
    • Like Ocasio-Cortez, he’s using persuasion effectively
  • Projection: Imagining other people have the same faults as you have
    • Should conservatives act like liberals, use their playbook?
    • It feels good to attack your opponent in an unfair way…
    • …as payback for unfair attacks against your side
  • Julian Assange previously offered juicy info in exchange for immunity

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Episode 304 Scott Adams: The Psychic News Network

Topics: 

  • Gossip and mind reading on the Psychic News Network
  • Kamala Harris asked if nominee saw parallels between ICE to the KKK
  • Neither political side is now able to persuade the other side
    • Politicians now seek to persuade only their own side
  • What to do if your relatives don’t like President Trump
    • Don’t contradict your relatives
    • Just talk about the things where you agree
  • Prison reform is a very big deal
    • Jobs should not go to an invading army at our border
    • Available jobs and resources should go to help prison reform
    • How do you reconcile that mentally, if you have TDS?

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Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

* The patient before you was a goat.

* Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.

* He has an assistant named Igor.

* The local bar association named him “Client of the Year.”

* Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

* During surgery he has to keep repeating that “thigh bone connected to the knee bone” song.

* Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

* He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

* You can beat him in a game of Operation.

* All his Medical books are from the Time-Life “Do-it-Yourself Series.”

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Episode 303 Scott Adams: Talking About Robots and AI Because it Must be 4:20 Somewhere

Topics: 

  • What does it mean to be alive and intelligent?
    • Human intelligence is an illusion
    • A guiding principle we should give AI robots

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You Might Be A College Student If…

..you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.

..you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

..you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

..you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

..you get more e-mail than snail mail.

..you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.

..your glass set is composed of McDonald’s Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (e.g., Olympic Dream Team).

..your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.

..you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

..you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).

..you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.

..you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.

..your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.

..you go to Target/Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.

..you eat at the cafeteria because it’s “free, even though it sucks.”

..you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.

..you wake up 10 minutes before class.

..you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row — without washing them.

..your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.

..your social life consists of a date with the library.

..your idea of “doing your hair” is putting on a baseball cap.

..it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.

..you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that’s all you have.

..you haven’t done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.

..your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.

..you celebrate when you find a quarter.

..your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.

..you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.

..your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.

..you get more sleep in class than in your room.

..your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.

..you can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo.

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Episode 301 Scott Adams: FOXNews Supporting CNN on Acosta Lawsuit is Brilliant But Looks Stupid to You

Topic: 

  • FOXNews files amicus brief aligning themselves with CNN and Acosta
    • Don’t get lost in the weeds on this
    • FOXNews performed a brilliant high-ground maneuver

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Punny Wedensday

The judge asked his dentist: “Will you drill the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”

Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

Q: What do whale’s like to chew?
A: Blubber gum.

Q: How does a lion like his steak?
A: Medium roar.

Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.

Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A: Mouse-tard.

Q: What is a little’s dog’s favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.

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Episode 299 Scott Adams: Something Big Might be Happening in the Middle East

Topics:

  • In the Man Cave…Explaining why something big might be happening in the Middle East
  • Your filter on reality should do two things:
    • 1. Make you happy
    • 2. Do a good job of predicting
  • Applying the persuasion filter to the Middle East
    • A chance for peace?

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Funny Quotes

“My new dress. Do you like it? It’s from my favorite designer, On Sale.” –Rita Rudner

“Right on the alarm clock is the snooze button, which is basically a built-in cheating option. I don’t know why I didn’t think of it earlier, but
finally I just taped it down.” –Arj Barker

“What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.” – Nora Ephron

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Episode 297 Scott Adams: The 2020 Competition, North Korea, Lawyers Against Trump

Topics: 

  • Bjorn Lomborg graphs on climate change:
    • Biggest reduction in CO2 production last year: U.S.
    • Biggest increase in CO2 production last year: China
  • Poll says Democrat frontrunner for President: Kamala Harris
  • NYT article says dumb Trump Admin allowing NK to build WMD
    • Hmm…same thing NYT said about Iraq
  • Democrats plan to bury Administration in lawsuits till 2020
    • They plan to go…full Avenatti?
  • Will Matthew Whitaker become the AG?
  • Understanding the concept, “fog of war”
    • Fog of war applies to all political news
    • Broward (possible) voter fraud
    • Odds that Broward is actual significant voter fraud
  • Lack of imagination prevents you from understanding reality
    • “how would you explain…” = “I lack imagination”
    • Inability to  imagine other explanations isn’t proof of anything
    • Many people lack visual imagination
  • If Q encourages followers to do their own research…
    • …and you haven’t researched “Q prediction failures”
  • Climate studies are modeled the same as a famous stock hoax
    • 70% of peer reviewed studies aren’t true
    • It’s common for scientists to (mostly) all agree, and be wrong
    • Food pyramid was fully reviewed, approved, accepted…and wrong

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Veterans Day

“Pro Mundi Vigilans”
(Vigilant for the world)

He was getting old and paunchy
And his hair was falling fast,
And he sat around the Legion,
Telling stories of the past.

Of a war that he once fought in
And the deeds that he had done,
In his exploits with his buddies;
They were heroes, every one.

And ‘tho sometimes to his neighbors
His tales became a joke,
All his buddies listened quietly
For they knew whereof he spoke.

But we’ll hear his tales no longer,
For old Bob has passed away,
And the world’s a little poorer
For a Soldier died today.

He won’t be mourned by many,
Just his children and his wife.
For he lived an ordinary,
Very quiet sort of life.

He held a job and raised a family,
Going quietly on his way;
And the world won’t note his passing,
‘Tho a Soldier died today.

When politicians leave this earth,
Their bodies lie in state,
While thousands note their passing,
And proclaim that they were great.

Papers tell of their life stories
From the time that they were young
But the passing of a Soldier
Goes unnoticed, and unsung.

Is the greatest contribution
To the welfare of our land,
Someone who breaks his promise
And cons his fellow man?

Or the ordinary fellow
Who in times of war and strife,
Goes off to serve his country
And offers up his life?

The politician’s stipend
And the style in which he lives,
Are often disproportionate,
To the service that he gives.

While the ordinary Soldier,
Who offered up his all,
Is paid off with a medal
And perhaps a pension, though small.

It is not the politicians
With their compromise and ploys,
Who won for us the freedom
That our country now enjoys.

Should you find yourself in danger,
With your enemies at hand,
Would you really want some cop-out,
With his ever waffling stand?

Or would you want a Soldier–
His home, his country, his kin,
Just a common Soldier,
Who would fight until the end?

He was just a common Soldier,
And his ranks are growing thin,
But his presence should remind us
We may need his like again.

For when countries are in conflict,
We find the Soldier’s part
Is to clean up all the troubles
That the politicians start.

If we cannot do him honor
While he’s here to hear the praise,
Then at least let’s give him homage
At the ending of his days.

Perhaps just a simple headline
In the papers that might say:
“OUR COUNTRY IS IN MOURNING,
A SOLDIER DIED TODAY.”

Our thanks to all veterans everywhere for your service to our country.

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Episode 295 Scott Adams: The Smokey View From My Side

Note: Recorded Friday, 11/09/2018 Posting delayed due to fire

Topics: 

  • Rosenstein praised Whitaker as a “perfect choice” to replace him
  • How to confirm we’re in a simulation
  • The new “angry Trump”, very entertaining
    • He tore into two white men at a press conference
    • Fake news focuses on 3 black women he also insulted
  • Will President Trump Federally legalize weed?
    • Prediction: Yes
  • Business model of the news industry is making people angry
    • Profits are being driven by the number of angry people
  • Persuasion is only legal because most people aren’t (yet) very good at it and it can’t be scientifically measured

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Episode 289 Scott Adams: Checking in With You on the Vote Count

  • Lots of blue on CNN

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Episode 293 Scott Adams: Antifa Terrorists, Caravan, Guns, Healthcare, Mueller

Topics: 

  • Oil prices are crashing, more bad news for Iran
  • Election recounts and election fraud
  • CNN notes that Fox News invasion stories have disappeared
  • Fox News seems to label their news vs. opinions better than CNN
  • President Trumps opponents fear things he might do…but hasn’t
    • A brilliant persuasion tactic by the President
  • Zero chance we won’t find out anything bad that Mueller finds
    • If it matters…we will eventually know about it
  • Suggestion: Appoint a “budget judge” for Mueller’s team
  • Out of the box gun safety thoughts:
    • If you own a gun, you must about join the NRA
    • The NRA is all about gun safety
    • App to report gun risk people
  • Why can’t there be 2 separate healthcare tracks?
    • Public system and a competing private system
    • Easily tested systems, no need to guess which is better
  • Medical apps using your phone to test EKG, blood tests, more
    • Self-healthcare possibilities are coming fast

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Episode 292 Scott Adams: The National Temperature, Jim Acostya, RBG, the Shooting

Topics: 

  • Jim Acosta has combined theatre with what we used to call “news”
    • It’s the same successful concept President Trump uses
    • CNN works for ratings, so Acosta is in sync with CNN
  • President Trump, in his own house, was disrespected by Acosta
  • Is agreeing with your boss a valid reason to recuse yourself?
  • Weed stocks went up yesterday after Jeff Sessions was fired
    • Perfect opportunity for a “new CEO move”, legalize it
  • Current shared power situation will reduce the political temperature
    • Tucker Carlson and paid professional costumed protesters
    • They should go to to jail for terrorizing his wife and kids
  • Whiteboard: 3-Legged Stool of Trump Hatred
    • President Trump praised and congratulated Nancy Pelosi
    • For 87 minutes, President Trump spoke on a range of topics
    • The “enemy press” asked about the only remaining leg
  • George Soros funds the left, he’s a visual icon of the left
  • President Trump’s reply to reporter asking “a racist question”

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Episode 291 Scott Adams: Why You Can’t Tell Good News From Bad

Topics: 

  • Prediction success: Republicans will do better than expected
  • (fun) Prediction success: Outcome will be ambiguous on election day
  • (fun) Bet success: Republicans will hold the house
  • Our robust election system worked
  • At what point do we stop reporting the ethnicity of elected officials?
    • It’s a big deal when the first something takes office
    • It’ll be a bigger deal when “the first” isn’t a big deal
  • Healthcare…why can’t we have both single-payer and universal?
    • Let everyone choose one or the other, as they prefer
  • The election results were the best thing for the country
    • It will take a while, but in the end the country will benefit
    • The Senate assures President Trump can continue progress
    • Prediction: The House result will allow allow progress as well

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Episode 290 Scott Adams: Watching CNN Discover the Worst Case Scenario Develop

  • If the Democrats gain a bit of power, it might be good for President Trump

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Episode 287 Scott Adams: What the NYT Got Wrong About #JobsNotMobs, Polls, Midterms

Topics: 

  • NYT article about the evolution of the #JobsNotMobs slogan
    • The article is accurate…at the same time it’s misleading
  • Prediction: On election day, the election results will be ambiguous
  • Prediction: If weather is bad in key locations…Republicans will win
  • 62% of women prefer Democrats, 35% prefer Republicans
    • How come the polls indicate a very tight result?
  • CNN headline says “Democrats still up”…still?
  • If the Democrats win the election, just say “good job”
    • If the Republicans win the election, don’t rub it in
    • Dems will not take it well if they lose, be aware, be careful
  • Diversity of thought and culture is a definite benefit to the U.S.
  • Obama says lying is destructive to our system and America
    • Have we EVER had a President that didn’t lie?
    • The U.S. is doing great under directionally accurate President Trump

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Seeing Eye to Eye

A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile,
the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.

The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”

The husband says, “In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.

The wife says, “Seven weeks.”

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Episode 286 Scott Adams: Framing the Political Divide

Topics: 

  • If the caravan is successful, it will rewrite our immigration laws
    • In effect, strangers will be determining our immigration laws
  • Shooting the rock throwers is the correct persuasion framing
    • …but they probably won’t

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5 Rock Stars Who Tried Acting (And Failed Hard)

By E. Reid Ross,E.M. Caris,Michael Battaglino,Peter I. Santiago  Published: November 03rd, 2018 


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Episode 285 Scott Adams: Flag Persuasion and How to do it Right. Starts at Midnight

Topics: 

  • Proper persuasion technique for influential flag tweets
    • Increases likelihood of  viewer voting Republican
  • Tweet images of the American flag only…Nothing else
    • NO text
    • NO additional images
    • NOTHING…but the American flag should be in your tweet
  • Begin tweeting Sunday-Tuesday…but don’t overdo it

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Frozen Food Labeling

I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, “Meatloaf” or “Pot Roast” or “Steak and
Vegetables or “Chicken and Dumplings” or “Beef Pot Pie.”

However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to
stock the freezer with what he really likes.

If you look in my freezer now you’ll see a whole new set of labels. You’ll find dinners with neat little tags that say: “Whatever,” “Anything,” “I
Don’t Know,” “I Don’t Care,” “Something Good,” or “Food.” Now no matter what my husband replies with when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know
that it is there waiting.

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Episode 283 Scott Adams: The Dumbest Voters in the Midterm Elections

Topics: 

  • The party of the young and the media’s need for clicks
    • CNN reports extra high turnout among the young…
  • Republicans should be careful about celebrating if they win big
    • The party of violence won’t respond well if you rub it in
    • Republicans should continue being restrained

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Top Signs You’re Bored at Work

You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for the year.

You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

You’ve figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

No longer content with merely photocopying your rear, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

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Episode 282 Scott Adams: Roger Stone, the “Racist” Ad, Birth Right Executive Orders, Midterms

Topics: 

  • “Racist” GOP ad features:
    • An illegal immigrant (and unrepentant) cop killer
    • A criminal traveling within the caravan headed our way
  • Birthright citizenship and the 14th amendment
    • Originally created to protect the rights of freed slaves
    • Later redefined to include anyone
    • Will it be redefined again, to prevent gaming the system?
  • Prediction: We will close the birthright loophole…
    • …The Supreme Court will uphold the change

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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. If they’re villains, they will probably speak with an English accent.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

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Episode 276 Scott Adams: The Nutty Bomber, Megyn Kelly, and Midterms

Topics: 

  • Megyn Kelly got fired for using racially insensitive words
    • She didn’t realize people would be offended
    • Would she have said it if she realized?
    • Should you be fired for unintentional word offenses?
  • The bomber, he lived in his van, he doesn’t make good life choices
  • Why it was NOT likely to be a “false flag” play by a Democrat
  • The midterms…what will be the impact of recent events?
  • Prediction: Repub turnout will be jaw dropping high
  • Should we send our military into Mexico to stop the caravan?
    • President Trump has no choice but to stop the caravan
    • Various cartels control the Mexico/US border…NOT Mexico
  • If you can test something with a small trial…you should do that
    • If you don’t, you’re failing on that topic
  • Obama speeches, he used to be interesting, now…not so much

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Coffee

Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee. When I picked up the pot, I could
not help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick.

“How old is the coffee you have here?” I asked the woman who was standing behind the store counter.

She shrugged. “I don’t know. I’ve only been working here two weeks.”

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Episode 280 Scott Adams: Hillary’s “Joke” and my Awkward Meeting With Diamond and Silk

Topics: 

  • Hillary made a joke about people that say what she said
  • My awkward meeting with Diamond and Silk

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Way Professors Grade Their Exams

DEPT OF STATISTICS:
– All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
– Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that
comes to mind.

DEPT OF HISTORY:
– All students get the same grade they got last year.

DEPT OF RELIGION:
– Grade is determined by G~d.

DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
– What is a grade?

LAW SCHOOL:
– Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
– Grades are variable.

DEPT OF LOGIC:
– If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the
student will not receive an A.

DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
– Random number generator determines grade.

MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
– Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – would be sharp and flat
respectively).

DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
– Everybody gets an A.

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Episode 279 Scott Adams: Domestic Terror and Who Does It

Topics: 

  • Nobody has been able to answer two basic questions for me…
    • Soros is the devil, got any links and facts to support that?
    • Who does more domestic terror attacks, GOP or Dems?
    • Shortcomings of the data and links received in response
  • Should President Trump take any responsibility for recent violence?
    • A “fake trick” argument, various filters are in play 
    • Anything will trigger somebody…in a pool of 300 million
  • If the Fake News was honest and just reported without bias…
    • would President Trump need to be so provocative?
  • Challenge for CNN:
    • If you think less provocative talk would help the country…
    • will you correct your reporting that promoted and continues to promote the Charlottesville hoax?

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Episode 278 Scott Adams: How the Latest News Will Influence the Midterms

Topics: 

  • President Trump hosted the Young Black Leadership Summit
    • 400 Black leaders of tomorrow met President Trump
    • Event was held at the White House
  • Recent horrors, filtered as two movies on one screen
  • Which movie is supported by President Trump’s reactions?
  • Which movie is NOT supported by President Trump’s reactions?
  • The biggest Republican turnout in history is poised to happen

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Episode 277 Scott Adams: CNN’s Clever Persuasion That is Working

Topics: 

  • Effective mind control by CNN and the other anti-Trump press
    • Should a sitting President criticize the press?
    • Bypasses key question…do they deserve the criticism?
    • CNN wants you to “think past the sale”
  • Press bias can be productive, or damaging to our country
    • Friend of the people…versus the enemy of the people
  • Example of the press being the enemy of the people
    • Charlottesville hoax: generated, promoted by the press
    • To this day, it’s used as confirmation and fact by CNN
    • Extremely divisive and damaging to our country

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Lawyers!

A story from a lady, who writes about her stint of jury duty: I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right
off as an intimidating showman.

When he came to his question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?” No one answered him. Before the pause became too long, though, the judge
announced, “I do.”

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Episode 275 Scott Adams: The Bomber Suspect. How Was My Prediction?

Topics: 

  • President Trump announces capture of bomber…
  • thus protecting his biggest critics (the media) from the bomber…
  • during meeting with Young Black Leadership Summit at White House

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Surgeon and Architect

An architect watched a mechanic remove engine parts from his car to get to the valves. A surgeon, waiting for his car to be repaired, walked over to
observe the process. After they introduced themselves, they began talking, and the talk turned to their lines of work.

“You know, doctor,” said the architect, “I sometimes believe this type of work is as complicated as the work we do.”

“Perhaps,” the surgeon replied. “But let’s see him do it while the engine is running.”

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Episode 272 Scott Adams: Talking About Bombs

Topics: 

  • Who was and wasn’t on the bomber’s list…and why?
  • Was the bomber activated and programmed by the press?
  • CNN makes a radical claim (with no details) about violence from the right
  • Senator Hirono says President Trump is a racist white supremacist
    • Hirono is despicable, should be (legally) removed from office
  • Humor changes over time, it’s generational
    • Funny decades ago is now completely inappropriate
    • Trump and Biden, same age, same sense of slapstick humor
    • Eric Holder “kick ‘em”, same sense of slapstick humor
  • The Dems and press are intentionally painting half of US worthy of death
    • NOT the same as “old guy slapstick humor” from both sides
  • The bombs appear to have been a message with no ability to explode

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Why Go To Church?

A church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. “I’ve gone for 30 years
now,” he wrote, “and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons. But for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one of them. So, I
think I’m wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all.”

This started a real controversy in the “Letters to the Editor” column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote
this clincher: “I’ve been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the
entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this. They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had
not given me these meals, I would be physically dead today.

Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would be spiritually dead today!”

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Episode 271 Scott Adams: Saudi Alibis, Soros, Caravans, #FentanylChina, Fake News

Topics: 

  • 100 pictures of Comey and Mueller hugging
  • 7,000 person caravan…it’s for the cameras
  • Chinese spy chips on motherboards per Bloomberg, Apple says nope
  • Opioid reduction bill, closing the postal and cross-shipping loopholes
  • Getting off Fentanyl or other opioids with Suboxone
  • Lying in western cultures is different than in Arab cultures?
    • Western style lying is to convince the other person
    • In Arab cultures…lying is sometimes just to get past a topic?
  • George Soros derangement syndrome and the arguments against him
  • NPC (Non-Player Characters) is brutally effective persuasion
    • Is NPC bad and need banning…or just funny like @NPC_Dale?
  • President Trump says he’s a Nationalist…so what?

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Priest Twin

Our parish priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for him and conduct a funeral Mass scheduled for that day.
His brother, of course, agreed.

It was not until the brother was accompanying the casket down the aisle, however, that he realized that he had neglected to ask the gender of the
deceased. This was information that he would need for his remarks during the service.

Thinking quickly, as he approached the first pew where the deceased’s relatives were seated, he nodded toward the casket and whispered to one woman,
“Brother or sister?”

“Cousin,” she replied.

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Episode 270 Scott Adams: Caravans, Khashoggi, Avenatti

Topics: 

  • Avenatti tweets that the caravan is “obviously a setup”…by GOP
  • Ian Bremmer tweets graph showing countries imprisoning journalists
  • A+ for President Trump’s trade negotiation strategy with China
  • The caravan hits the top two human persuasion triggers
  • Executing the Chinese illegal Fentanyl lab owners
  • Is George Soros an evil guy with bad intentions?

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Where Did I Come From?

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, “Mom, where did I come from?”

My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure.

She thought it was time her daughter knew the facts of life. So, she told Little Rita how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life,
how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As my sister in law gave the whole story, Rita’s eyes got wider and wider.

When She was finished, Little Rita said “Wow, that’s really neat. That sure beats what Uncle Rusty told me. He said that he came from
Pennsylvania.”

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Episode 269 Scott Adams: Saudi Excuses, Blue Checks, Opioids

Topics: 

  • Khashoggi cover story weakness and flaws
  • Is Middle East style lying fundamentally different than our style?
  • We have moral cover to take out mass murdering illegal Chinese Fentanyl manufacturers
  • Big proposals should first, be tested small
  • Good ideas have an efficient path directly to President Trump
  • Is Soros a bad guy?
  • Cory Booker accused of aggressive sexual restroom behavior
  • Imagining a network system for safe, efficient self-driving cars

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Episode 268 Scott Adams: Saudi Halfpinions, Russian Missile Deals, and Midterms

Topics: 

  • CNN Political Analyst, Julian Zelizer’s “halfpinion” article
  • CNN shifts into alibi mode for possible election losses:
    • Two minority vote suppression articles now on CNN
    • Would Mueller wait till after midterms if he had anything juicy?
  • President going hard on Russia…right before the midterms
  • Jamal Khashoggi, does anyone care beyond the journalist level?
  • Possible fallout from #FentanylChina assassinations
  • Wearing, tweeting, displaying the American flag just prior to midterm elections

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Episode 267 Scott Adams: Saudi Excuses, #JobsNotMobs, Voter Turnout

Topics: 

  • Paul Krugman’s IQ, credentials and his tweet this morning…TDS
  • The persuasion that’s propelling the #JobsNotMobs slogan
  • #FentanylChina, 30K Americans killed per year
    • Arresting and/or assassinating the lab owners has value
    • President Trump considering China postage increase
  • Thought experiment: Big tech decides to impact election results
    • Algorithms be tweaked to target only GOP and discourage voting
  • Sight of American flag influences voting GOP, pre-suasion example
  • President Trump, the last President who isn’t owned by anybody
  • Saudi explanation of Khashoggi event…not plausible
  • Adam Schiff’s (and other dems) wide-eyed look, what does it mean?
    • Lying?
    • Hallucinating?
    • Both?

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Episode 266 Scott Adams: How to Solve the Middle East, #jobsNotMobs and Midterm Turnout

Topics: 

  • Never waste a good crisis (Khashoggi)
  • When you can’t do something…and you can’t do nothing
  • The human caravan has made immigration visual, persuasive

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Hearing Check

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke
softly to her, “Honey, can you hear me?”

There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, “Honey, can you hear me?”

Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, “Honey, can you hear me?”

She replied, “For the third time, Yes!”

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Episode 265 Scott Adams: Saudi Arabia, Bill Gates Solving Climate Change

Topics: 

  • Half-pinions on Saudi Arabia and Jamal Khashoggi
    • Weighing the costs as well as the benefits of our actions
  • Bill Gates innovative approach to solving climate change
    • Same approach can be used to solve healthcare costs

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Problem With Gas

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas
because they don’t smell and are silent.”

The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas although still silent they
stink terribly.”

“Good,” the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

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My Stepson Died of an Opioid Overdose

Three weeks ago, my 18-year old stepson died in his bed. Police say it was almost certainly an overdose. We’re waiting for the coroner’s report to confirm. His primary drug of addiction was fake Xanax pills that are widely available and almost always contain fentanyl.

Fentanyl killed Michael Jackson.

Fentanyl killed Prince.

Fentanyl killed Tom Petty.

Fentanyl probably killed half of the 72,000 Americans who died of drug overdoses in 2017.

For reference, fewer than 59,000 Americans in military service died during the entire Vietnam War.

Most fentanyl comes from illegal Chinese drug labs, according to our government. Mexico is the second biggest source. I call them #FentanylChina and #FentanylMexico. Those are their brand identities now, at least to me. About 72,000 families come around to that opinion every year. The Trump administration is acting aggressively against the epidemic, but it’s a long, hard fight.

So I wondered how I can help. I have a plan.

My stepson often complained that it was hard to find a sponsor when he needed one most, when the urge to use was greatest. I think we can solve that problem by the end of the week, with your help.

Here’s how: I’m co-founder of a startup called WhenHub. Our newest app is called Interface by WhenHub, and it’s available for both Apple and Android. The app allows anyone to sign up as an “expert” on any topic whatsoever, and people looking for advice can immediately connect with a video call via the app. We hide the personal contact information from both sides.

The app is free to download and it takes about one minute to sign up as an expert. The idea I’m pitching here is to attract volunteer sponsors to sign up to take calls from anyone in need. If enough sponsors sign up, an addict can reach a live person to talk them through their crisis via an immediate video connection.

Apple app is here.

Android app is here.

Most experts on our app charge a fee based on the length of the call, and the app takes care of the billing in the background. But experts (in this case sponsors) can set their fees to zero, and in that case no one will be paying for anything. Sponsors, I have learned, are generally not motivated by money. But the option is there if they choose to charge. Here I filled out a profile as if I were a sponsor, setting my fees to zero.

If I were signing up for the first time, I would also click the Update Profile button on the top and provide as much or as little about me as necessary, including a photo.

For full disclosure, my startup makes nothing when experts take free calls. But obviously anything we do for the world that is useful and good will also attract attention to the app. That’s a secondary benefit, albeit a big one. The primary benefit is that having a sponsor available to talk to right away might save lives. And more generally, removing any friction between an addict in crisis and a sponsor has got to be a move in the right direction.

The only obstacle to this plan is awareness. That’s where you come in. Think about how many people die from drug and alcohol use every year, and ask yourself if that’s important enough to share this idea on social media. Think of the addicts in your life and send them this blog post. If you know people who are already sponsors, ask what they think of this idea. If we attract a good batch of sponsors on the app, I will promote the heck out of it.

Sponsors can ignore the crypto token options in the Interface by WhenHub app. That stuff is optional and primarily for people who are comfortable with crypto wallets, crypto exchanges, and that sort of thing. Most users will just use our credit card option when there are fees to pay. If you don’t plan to charge, you can ignore all of that too.

At this point in my life, I only invest in ideas that can make a difference to civilization. The Interface by WhenHub app has potential to fill in all kinds of gaps in healthcare, education, training, mentoring, and more. I hope you can help spread the word with a tweet or a share.

Here are the links to the app stores for download:

Apple app is here.

Android app is here.

Thank you for helping.

 

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Elephant Thorn

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there he comes upon an elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully
approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns and stares at the man for a full
minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then continues on its way. “I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?” the man
muses to himself.

A few years later, and the man is at a circus back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it KNOWS him.
The man wonders, “Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?” He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving him the
stare-down, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant’s face. It
reaches down… picks the man up carefully with its trunk… lifts him high in the air… and THROWS HIM CRASHING TO THE GROUND AND NEARLY STOMPS HIM
TO DEATH!

Turns out it wasn’t THAT elephant.

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Episode 263 Scott Adams: Explaining the Khashoggi Situation

Topic: 

  • Did the crown prince authorize what happened to Khashoggi?

 


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The Flying Blondes

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says. “We
just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.

A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says. “We just lost another engine but it’s all right. We have two more. It will take us another
half hour though.”

One of the blondes says, “If we lose the two last engines, we will be up here all day?”

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Episode 261 Scott Adams: Warren’s DNA test, Khashoggi, Climate Change

Topics: 

  • Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test results
  • Khashoggi story, more and more speculation popping up
    • He may have been much more than just a journalist
  • President Trump’s 60 Minutes interview with Lesley Stahl

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It’s Not My Fault

IT’S NOT MY FAULT
By W. Bruce Cameron
http://www.wbrucecameron.com/

I now have three teenagers under my roof. This is not my fault. It can’t be my fault, because with teenagers, nothing is anybody’s fault. Stuff just
happens for no reason, like floods, and with no explanation, like Wayne Newton.

Take, for example, the collision of our automobile with our mailbox. This is how my older daughter described what happened: “It wasn’t my fault. I was
just pulling up to get the mail and the stupid mirror hit the mailbox. It’s not my fault it sticks out so far it runs into things! They should make
cars better.”

You might suspect that my younger daughter’s room was at least partially the responsibility of my younger daughter, but you’d be wrong. “Oh, it’s not
my fault it’s so messy! Mom keeps bringing in laundry that falls on the floor!”

It’s not my son’s fault that at ten o’clock on the night before his science project is due, we’re running around trying to think of something that
doesn’t involve preparation. “The teacher said we weren’t supposed to ask our parents for help! I knew if I told you I couldn’t think of anything,
you’d try to help me!” he points out.

It’s clearly somebody else’s fault that my older daughter’s jeans went through the laundry with a lipstick in the pocket, so that now everyone in the
house owns an item of clothing scarred with splotches of greasy red. True, she put the pants in the laundry hamper, but “doesn’t anybody even bother
to check the pockets?” she demands, outraged.

It is the fault of neither of my daughters that most of our silverware is chipped and marred from being given a grinding ride in the garbage disposal.
I demonstrated how a quick probe of the fingers–with the unit turned off, naturally–could determine whether anything had fallen into the
rubber-ringed hole, but this was met with scorn. “Like, I’m sure we’re going to reach our hands into the garbage,” they scoffed.

It’s not my son’s fault that he was kicked off the school bus for “playing catch with a foreign object while the bus was in motion, striking other
passengers.”

SON: It wasn’t foreign, it was an apple! Where do they think apples come from, France?

FATHER: I think the point is, you hit a girl with a piece of fruit. If I were her father, I’d be pretty angry.

SON: Yeah, but you’d be an airline pilot.

FATHER: I…Okay, look. It causes us a lot of problems for you to not be able to ride the bus. We have to arrange rides, now.

SON: Well, that’s not my fault! It was the driver who kicked me off the bus!

FATHER: Because you hit the pilot’s daughter with an apple.

SON: That wasn’t my fault! She stood up just as I was throwing! You’re not supposed to stand up while the bus is moving; she’s the one who should have
been kicked off!

FATHER: But you threw the apple!

SON: Hey, it wasn’t my fault. Elliott threw the apple at me in the first place. All I did was catch it.

FATHER: And tossed it back.

SON: Well, what was I supposed to do, sit there holding Elliott’s apple? It’s not my fault, there shouldn’t be a rule against throwing something back
if while you’re sitting there Elliott yells “free apple” and then heaves it.

FATHER: I thought he threw at you?

SON: Well not exactly, I mean, he just threw it. Everybody went for it, but I got it after Adam dropped it on the floor.

FATHER: You mean to tell me you didn’t actually catch it? That it was just rolling around on the floor after everyone jumped for it like it was a
bridal bouquet?

SON: Yeah, because at that point it was a free ball.

So now we all take turns driving our son to school. Theoretically, this gives him more time to get ready, because the bus leaves far earlier than we
do. Yet the first morning he was 45 minutes late, coming out to my car with a scowl on his face. “You’re going to be late to school,” I chided him as
I backed out of the driveway.

“Well that’s not my fault,” he advised me. “I’m used to riding the bus!”

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Episode 260 Scott Adams: The President’s Portfolio, a Systems Idea

Topics: 

  • Jamal Khashoggi mystery…
    • How much risk should the west take when one proponent of Sharia Law kills another proponent?
  • Kanye is operating at a higher level of awareness than his critics
    • A “President’s Portfolio”, spotlighting startups with the potential to reduce healthcare costs
    • STOP thinking yes/no…START thinking test small, see what happens

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5 People Who Lived Out Nearly Impossible Coincidences

By Dibyajyoti Lahiri,Roman Odarenko,Michael Battaglino,S.S.A  Published: October 13th, 2018 


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Birthday Heart Attack

Realizing at the last minute that it was his father’s birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card.

He quickly found a son-to-father card, but neglected to read it carefully.

Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to read aloud,

“Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad. Now that I’m a father too . . .”

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Episode 259 Scott Adams: Turkey, Saudi Arabia, and Weed

Topics: 

  • CA Senator Dana Rohrabacher says: After the midterms…
    • Trump will federally legalize medical marijuana
    • Recreational legalization will be a state decision
  • The Jamal Khashoggi controversy and mystery
    • Contrast between an actual dictator and a clever Tweeter
    • One (allegedly) uses a bone saw…the other uses Twitter
  • US economy is so strong, we’re raising interest rates to slow it down
    • China’s economy doesn’t have the same headroom as US
  • A “good” President…is one that fits the times
    • Obama was a good President for his time
    • Trump is a good President for our current time
  • “Cultural Gravity” holds back some groups of people, propels others

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Excerpts From 6th Grade History Tests

1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and
is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a
heroic couple.

2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise
Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were to 2 singers of the
Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, “a horse divided against itself can not
stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

4. Abraham Lincoln was America’s greatest precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own
hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got
shot in his seat by one of the actors in the moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a suposingly insane actor. This
ruined Booth’s career.

5. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most
famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.

6. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling
for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.

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Episode 256 Scott Adams: Kanye and President Trump

Topics: 

  • Kanye hugged President Trump, complimented him…
  • then disagreed with him on “stop and frisk”
    • President Trump was persuaded to reconsider
    • What other celebrities made a difference lately?
  • Kanye did a “pace and lead” maneuver on President Trump
  • It was a lovefest
    • Watch how the haters attack and dismiss the meetings significance

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Dead Or Alive

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice
and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a sign on the door saying, “Dr Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy – either way, you get your dog back.”

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Episode 254 Scott Adams: Nuclear Power, Kanye, Cultural Gravity

Topics: 

  • WSJ climate change article says include opportunity benefits
  • CNN, Bakari Sellers calls Kanye “anti-intellectual”
  • “Cultural gravity” holds people back, trying to hold back Kanye
  • Me too movement unintended result
    • Male Executives are avoiding one-on-one female contact
  • President Trump’s opinion on vaccine safety

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Episode 253 Scott Adams: A Persuasion Lesson While Persuading You to Try the Interface App

Topics: 

  • Key persuasion tips throughout the discussion
  • Why, how, when to use various persuasion techniques, demonstrated

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Driving In Nashville, TN

Nashville Traffic Rules

Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Nashville has its own version of traffic rules…..Hold on and pray.

There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Nashville. All Nashvillians drive like that.

All directions start with, “Get on Old Hickory Blvd”…which has no beginning and no end.

The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a “scenic drive.”

The morning rush hour is from 5:00 to 10:00.
The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00.
Friday’s rush hour starts Thursday morning.

If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count
to five when the light turns green before going to avoid getting into the way of any cross-traffic.

[DUH~MUN`~BREE~UN] Demonbreun can be pronounced only by a native.

Construction on I-40/440/65/24 is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.

All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, “Oh, we must be in Bordeaux!”

If someone actually has his turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.

The minimum acceptable speed on I-65 north between the KY State line and Trinity Lane is 115. Anything less is considered downright sissy.

The wrought iron on windows in south Nashville isn’t ornamental.

Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, “Keep honking. I’m reloading.” In fact, don’t honk at anyone.

If you are in the left lane, and only going 75 in a 55 mph zone, people are NOT waving at you when they go by.

I-40 east is our daily version of NASCAR, with a perpetual caution flag.

If it’s 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.

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Episode 251 Scott Adams: North Korea, Climate Change, Guilty Until Innocent

Topics: 

  • MSM’s presentation of global warming is fraudulent
  • President Trump’s rally comments…
    • Democrats are the party of crime
    • Democrats are bringing you Socialism-Venezuela
  • Dr. Drew on Interface app yesterday
  • Increasing postal fees from China to pay for fighting Fentanyl
  • Jordan Peterson clarified his Kavanaugh statement
  • Kanye is off Twitter
  • Was the Pete Davidson SNL skit, telling Kanye to “stay in his lane”?
  • Pompeo and Chairman Kim big smiles photo

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Episode 250 Scott Adams: Civil Unrest, North Korea and Rehab City

Topics: 

  • Gun control for registered Democrats? Would Dems vote for that?
  • Raise postal fees from China, to pay for Fentanyl fighting tech?
  • North Korean progress is looking really good
  • Global warming, strong versus weak arguments

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5 Products That Got Popular For Unexpectedly Creepy Reasons

By E. Reid Ross,Steven Assarian,E.M. Caris,Alan Corcoran  Published: October 06th, 2018 


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Episode 249 Scott Adams: The Kavanaugh Future

Topics: 

  • Jordan Peterson suggestion for Kavanaugh to accept and resign
  • Top CNN headline: Trump is on a winning streak
  • Rand Paul bill to fight opioid addiction

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Episode 248 Scott Adams: Senator Collins’ speech

Topics: 

  • Senator Collins’ speech was very, very good…and important
  • She set precedent and rescued our founder’s system

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Near Death Experience

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change
her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God (again), she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years. Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?”

God replied, “Sorry about that, I just didn’t recognize you!”

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Episode 246 Scott Adams: The FBI Report, Bullies and Male Privilege

Topics: 

  • Dems trapped themselves with their Kavanaugh 1 week demand
  • Bret Stephens NYT article
  • The Kavanaugh dust-up feels a lot like “proxy revenge”
  • Alyssa Milano’s MSNBC anti-men, anti-Trump comments
  • China’s chip hack was a massive intelligence accomplishment
  • Democrats challenging the FBI’s credibility over Kavanaugh
  • BLM slogan is genius…and also racist
  • “Believe Women” is sexist…implies don’t believe men
  • Ye brokering sit-down between President Trump and Kaepernick

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Hide and Seek

My five children and I were playing hide-and-seek one evening. With the lights turned off in the house, the kids scattered to hide, and I was “it.”
After a few minutes, I was able to locate all of them. When it was my turn to hide, they searched high and low but couldn’t find me. Finally one of my
sons got a bright idea.

He went to the phone and dialed.

They found me immediately when my cell phone started ringing…

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Episode 245 Scott Adams: Asking Your Opinion on the Title of my Next Book

Topics: 

  • 1st 25 Minutes: Brainstorming book title suggestions with viewers
  • Escaping your mental prison
  • President Trump’s rally comments on Ford
  • FBI report on Kavanaugh investigation is done
  • Activist judges and the left changing the rules without permission
  • Are Conservatives more action oriented than Liberals?
  • Encouraging voter registration and voting

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Math Knowledge

Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician
claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.

“I’ll tell you what,” said the cynic, “ask that waitress a simple math question. If she gets it right, I’ll pick up dinner. If not, you do.” He then
excused himself to visit the men’s room, and the other called the waitress over.

“When my friend comes back,” he told her, “I’m going to ask you a question, and I want you to respond ‘one third x cubed.’ There’s twenty bucks in it
for you.” She agreed.

The cynic returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over. “The food was wonderful, thank you,” the mathematician started. “Incidentally, do
you know what the integral of x squared is?”

The waitress looked pensive; almost pained. She looked around the room, at her feet, made gurgling noises, and finally said, “Um, one third x
cubed?”

So the cynic paid the check. The waitress wheeled around, walked a few paces away, looked back at the two men, and muttered under her breath, “…plus
a constant.”

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Episode 243 Scott Adams: Chinese Fentanyl, Proxy Revenge, Hypnosis and Memory, Abortion

Topics: 

  • China’s involvement in Fentanyl trafficking
  • Christine Ford did a research paper about recovered memories
  • Kavanaugh: What is a fair hiring standard?
  • What would happen if Roe v Wade is overturned?
    • It becomes a state issue, so which states will do what?
    • Why isn’t that being covered by the news media?
  • Ford’s internet presence has been deeply and curiously scrubbed
  • Carol Christine Fair’s belief that what she said was appropriate

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Episode 242 Scott Adams: Fentanyl, Flake, Canada and Other Stuff

Topics: 

  • Fentanyl, mainly from China, and 49,000 OD deaths last year
  • Public companies in California can no longer have all male boards
  • Rosie O’Donnell accused of anti-gay slur
  • Gillum staffer’s shirt advocating assassination of President Trump
  • President Trump’s Trade deal strategy is working
  • Negotiating hard with your friends…doesn’t break anything
  • Kavanaugh’s “temperament”…is that a sexist accusation?
  • Incentive’s to leave home aren’t as strong as they used to be

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Episode 241 Scott Adams: Temperament, False Accusations, Voting Persuasion and Ye

Topics: 

  • Ye got bullied backstage at SNL for his MAGA hat
  • Would you defend yourself in an angry way, if falsely accused?
  • Dale scoffs and LOLs at “temperament” being applied to men
  • What percentage of sexual abuse accusations turn out to be false?
  • False accusations against people in the public eye are common
  • Why I registered to vote yesterday
  • Persuasion tips for getting like minded people to register and vote
  • Congress slush-fund to pay off their sex accusers
    • How many of those accusations were false?
    • Would that information be relevant to a decision on Kavanaugh?

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Episode 240 Scott Adams: Why Do We Punish Imaginary People for Crimes of Imaginary People?

Topics: 

  • Is 52 year old Kavanaugh responsible for 17 year old Kavanaugh?
  • There’s a reason we don’t treat minors the same as adults
  • 100% certainty of either innocence or guilt
  • Chickens pecking for pellets, MSM and social media manipulation
  • Prediction: If Kavanaugh is denied confirmation, red wave will result
  • Jeff Flake, the lame duck…was running the government this week

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Episode 239 Scott Adams: The Kavanaugh One-Week Delay

Topic: 

  • Applying the “Corporate Filter” to the one week Kavanaugh delay

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Wedding Tears

During my brother’s wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying until she glanced at my grandparents.

My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather’s wheelchair and gently touched his hand.

That was all it took to start my mother’s tears flowing.

After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst.

“Well, I’m sorry to ruin your moment,” Grandmother replied, “but I was just checking to see if he was still alive.”

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Episode 237 Scott Adams: Talking About Kavanaugh

Topics: 

  • Discussion of the testimony and persuasiveness of both Ford and Kavanaugh
  • The Kavanaugh childhood calendars were persuasive
  • Should Kavanaugh call for the White House and FBI to investigate him?
  • A more persuasive answer
  • Ford’s hippocampus answer and some overlooked questions
  • Fear of flying…yet she flies all the time?
  • She didn’t know about Committee offers to fly to her?

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Beautiful Name Tag

Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads “Beautiful.”

“Is that really your name?” I asked her.

“No” she admitted. “But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least be called something I like.”

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Episode 236 Scott Adams: President Trump’s Press Conference and Confirmation Prediction

Topics: 

  • If everyone’s already decided how they’ll vote on Kavanaugh
  • What’s the point of having an FBI investigation?
  • The facts cannot ever be known
  • The outcome therefore, won’t be changed
  • President Trump calls the Democrat party “con artists”
  • Behind closed doors, Dem leadership is laughing at their followers
  • The system developed by our founders is being stress tested

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Making Friends Outside Facebook

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby
what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks,
driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the “thumbs up” and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.

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Episode 234 Scott Adams: Kavanaugh and Iran

Topics: 

  • Has all news in the entire world (except Kavanaugh) ceased to exist?
    • Is that because the news is manufactured?
  • Respect for “the system” is what provides a stable civilization
  • President Trump says Iranian President is probably a “lovely man”
    • Tweet was intentionally ambiguous and yet productive
    • Tough sanctions on Iran are poised to implement
  • The ability to implement and enforce sanctions improves every year
    • Combat wars are being replaced by economic wars

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5 Famous Geniuses (And Their Super Embarrassing Early Works)

By Raoni Lacerda,Peter I. Santiago  Published: September 25th, 2018 


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Laughing Prayer

A good friend was waiting nearby while his young son prayed silently before going to bed. Suddenly the boy burst out laughing.

“Reggie!” scolded his father, “Why are you laughing during prayer?”

“But Dad,” the boy answered, “you told me that prayer is talking to God as to a friend, and I just told him a joke.”

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Episode 233 Scott Adams: Kavanaugh’s Virgin Card and Trump’s Great Week

Topics: 

  • Kavanaugh was a virgin through high school and many years beyond
  • Judge Kavanaugh “set the bar” very high in his MacCallum interview
  • Whiteboard discussion: President Trump’s GREAT week!

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Umbrella Thief

One day on his way to work, my husband, Jermaine, stopped at the cafeteria as it began to rain.

Forgetting that he hadn’t brought an umbrella, he reached for the nearest one when he got up to leave.

“That’s my umbrella,” a woman immediately scolded.

Abashed at his mistake, he walked on to his office. He was drenched by the time he arrived.

Once there, he discovered three umbrellas that he had left in the office over the months, and decided to bring them home at the end of the day.

That afternoon he ran into the same woman who had confronted him earlier.

She looked at the umbrellas, then at him, and tartly remarked, “You did real well for yourself today, didn’t you?”

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Episode 231 Scott Adams: Dr. Ford, Unbiased News and the Democrat Brand

Topics: 

  • Why aren’t there any good, current photos of Christine Blasey Ford?
    • Ford is becoming the face of the Democrat party
    • All 4 reported witnesses unable to confirm the accusations
  • It’s been a great week for President Trump
  • 25th amendment President Trump?  Not according to Rosenstein
  • Where can I get unbiased news?
    • Our pattern recognition brains create bias naturally
    • Some perceived patterns aren’t real

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Middle of the Road

The pastor of a local church was wearing his clerical collar while visiting his wife who was in the hospital for minor surgery. He stopped in to see
her and chatted with her for quite some time. Before leaving, he leaned down and gave his wife a great passionate kiss and left the room.

The woman in the next bed over stared in disbelief. After the pastor left, the stunned woman spoke to her roommate, “You know, I’ve been a faithful
member of my church all my life, but my pastor has never even come close to treating me as well as yours does!”

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Episode 230 Scott Adams: James Woods, Rosenstein, Ellison and Kavanaugh

Topics: 

  • Chairman Kim is preparing his people for denuclearization
  • James Woods suspension from Twitter for a funny joke
  • Rod Rosenstein’s statement on the NYT article
  • Keith Ellison and emotionally abusive relationships
  • Christine Blasey Ford’s handlers (her lawyers) are framing her badly

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Irish Twins

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: “We had twins! We’re naming them
Maureen and Colleen!”

The family was so excited they immediately asked, “Who do Maureen and Colleen look like?”

The father paused, smiled, and said, “Each other.”

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Episode 229 Scott Adams: Can’t Wait to Talk About Rod Rosenstein

Topics: 

  • Was it a sarcastic joke (Rosenstein comment), or spitballing ideas?
  • Headline: Republicans having trouble attracting female voters
  • Alt Headline: Democrats having trouble attracting male voters
  • Only 5% of Minnesotans believe Keith Ellison did what he’s credibly accused of doing

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Good News, Bad News

God called down to Moses and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”

Moses replied, “Most merciful God, if I have brought you any favor, please give me the good news first.”

“Moses, the good news is that I’ve chosen you to deliver my people from bondage,” God answered. “I will force Pharaoh to release my children by
causing years of pestilence in Egypt. There will be plagues of locusts and frogs and incredible devastation upon the land. Pharaoh’s armies will chase
you as you try to leave, but do not fear because I will part the waters of the Red Sea to aid in your escape.”

“And the bad news?” Moses inquired.

“You have to prepare the Environmental Impact Statement,” God replied.

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Episode 227 Scott Adams: Kavanaugh, Healthcare by Innovation

Topics: 

  • False memories are extremely common and well documented
  • Men…and the Democrat party today
  • Midterm elections and turnout
  • Reducing healthcare costs, the only viable path to universal coverage
  • North Korea denuclearization

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Computer Size

While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new desktop computer and told
her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

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Episode 226 Scott Adams: North Korea, Crooked’s Tweets, Hoaxes Versus Witch Hunts

Topics: 

  • Positive news coming out of the Korea talks
  • Hillary’s laundry list of vague complaints about President Trump

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Episode 225 Scott Adams: Prediction Versus Reality and Facts Don’t Matter

Topics: 

  • Reviewing the 2016 pre-election dire anti-Trump predictions
  • North Korea peace progress
  • Truth of the Kavanaugh situation is unknowable, so what to do?
  • If accusation can’t be proven, it should be ignored
  • I am Nancy!

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Today’s Short Reading From The Bible

From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”

Then He made the earth round, and He laughed and laughed and laughed.

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