Episode 418 Scott Adams: The Three Pillars of TDS

Topics: 

  • A major news story was a fake news hoax…Charlottesville
  • The 3 Pillars of TDS – Whiteboard
    • 1. Charlottesville Hoax
    • 2. Russian Collusion Hoax
    • 3. “Crazy” President Hoax
  • A Presidential candidate said something supporting the KKK?
    • TDS…insane to believe that would ever happen
    • Obviously nuts, yet intelligent people continue to believe
  • David Duke recently announced his support for Rep Omar
    • Does that mean Omar supports the KKK? Obviously not
    • People CAN like things…for different reasons
  • How can people believe President Trump is an anti-semite?
    • Wouldn’t Israel have noticed if that was even possible?
    • NO Jewish leader in America believes it
    • The leader of Israel, PM Netanyahu…doesn’t believe it
    • President Trump’s Jewish family members…don’t believe it
  • Mike Cernovich and I were both called “far right” in a national story
    • We became part of the news
    • Notice that they DON’T report me saying…
      • …Charlottesville was a fake news hoax
    • Every major media outlet follows my Periscope broadcasts
    • Controversial and newsworthy to say Charlottesville Hoax
    • Won’t be reported, cause they’re invested in the hoax
  • Prediction: Independents are having their cake, and eating it too
    • BUT…in the 2020 election booth, accomplishments matter
    • Unaccomplished objectives possible, but he gives it his all
  • Signing up to be an expert, or to find expert advice on WhenHub
    • New feature allows DONATIONS to support these broadcasts

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Episode 417 Scott Adams: Was Live

Topics: 

  • Were McCabe’s actions, treasonous, desperate partisan politics?
  • WhenHub Interface app now offering a DONATE button
    • People were wishing there was a non-Patreon option
  • We watched congress fail right in front of us on wall committee
  • Proposed bill has at least 2 problems per Conservatives
    • 1. Loophole allowing kids to grant adult open door
    • 2. Local cities could block barriers in their vicinity
  • Cartels are buying local officials…and they’ll have a voice on wall?
    • Brandon Darby (border security expert) says it’s happening
  • The cartels will decide if there should be local U.S. wall impeding them
    • Could congress possibly be THAT stupid?

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Episode 416 Scott Adams: Border Funding and Emergencies. Fun!

  • Topics: 
  • President Trump will sign the inadequately funded border bill, AND…
    • …he will declare a national emergency for balance needed
  • He started with a “big ask” which was shot down
    • Then he allowed congress to ignore the experts and fail
    • The public was primed to accept national emergency IF…
    • …congress was unable or unwilling to do their job
  • Can the next President declare a national emergency…
    • …for climate change?
  • Climate change solutions are hopeful, but don’t currently exist
    • Mark Schneider’s interesting question and proposal
    • Why can’t we build nuclear power plants right now?
    • 4th generation nuclear reactors are rated VERY safe 
  • McCabe says after Comey was fired, Article 25 was considered
    • Was there ANY proof or suspicion to support that?
    • Or was it simply a way to remove a duly elected President?
    • Wasn’t that treason?
  • The media should NOT be let off the hook
    • They created an environment that fed and promoted TDS
  • Amazon pulls out of the NYC headquarters project
    • Amazon says projects like that need local support

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Episode 414 Scott Adams: The Mueller Non-Report, Wall Funding, Russian Oligarchs, GND Vote

Topics: 

  • Wall committee result ignores the recommendations of the experts
  • President Trump has authority to accept the wall budget…
    • …and THEN declare a national emergency for the balance
    • He also has authority to get money from other budgets
  • El Chapo is guilty, his 14B could possibly be grabbed for the wall
  • We’ve “made a list” of Russian Oligarchs
    • What’s it mean if you’re on that list?  Nothing, it’s just a list
    • BUT, it’s great psychology…we COULD do something
  • McConnell taking AOC’s NGD to a floor vote, with a grin
    • The plan is completely impractical but popular with Dems
    • Now they’ll be on record for or against the impracticality
    • The NGD is brilliant for persuasion, but not practical for vote
  • Jennifer Rubin, possibly the least credible writer working today
    • She calls Beto’s rally speech “soaring rhetoric”
    • Some thought he looked like a college frat boy on cocaine
  • CNN’s unreadably boring story about their original Mueller reports
  • Cory Booker the vegan, eliminates his chance at the Presidency

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Episode 413 Scott Adams: (Part 2) Talking to @Naval Ravikant About All the Important Stuff

PART 2 Topics:

  • Is Universal Basic Income and Socialism the future?
  • What form will future educational systems have?
  • What are life’s biggest illusions?
  • Thoughts on The Simulation
  • Old problems were about scarcity, now they’re about abundance
  • Book author recommendations

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Episode 411 Scott Adams: Bill Pulte Talks About Progress on Inner City Blight and More

Topics: 

  • Bill Pulte discusses the Blight Authority’s impressive progress
    • Cleaning up areas where politicians and authorities failed
    • Getting rid of the crime and the drugs infesting cities
    • Donations fund the Blight Authority, locals love it
    • Bill has connections with HUD and key local authorities
    • https://www.theblightauthority.com/ideas/
    • Uses for the cleared, available land
  • Why is peace in the Middle East now possible?
    • Questions are about to be answered
    • Why has President Trump been so nice to Saudi Arabia?
    • Why has President Trump been so nice to Putin?
    • Iran has been pushed to the brink of bankruptcy
  • President Trump’s funny tweet about Amy Klobuchar in the snow
    • Amy and her staff appeared amateurish
  • Khamenei “death to America” clarification
    • He means death to President Trump, Pompeo and Bolton
    • Interesting because…
      • Americans like the Iranian people
      • Iranians like the American people
  • BrianOfLondon’s thoughts on the Iranian, Middle East situations
    • Iranian funding of Hezbollah and expansionist objectives

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Episode 410 Scott Adams: Green New Deal (GND), Universal Basic Income (UBI), Trump Tweets

Topics: 

  • Green New Deal (GND) contains Universal Basic Income (UBI)
  • UBI is money for free…for everyone, even if “unwilling to work”
  • The payoff for working remains: more resources and a better life
    • It’s almost guaranteed that in my lifetime, UBI will happen
  • UBI is to allow minimal survivable life capability, a safety net
    • like…Social Security, food stamps, welfare
  • GND might not contain anything that’s practical or possible
    • But GND is directionally positive
  • The Congressional border budget plan won’t be supported…
    • …by the border control experts
    • Congress is NOT a functional body for this issue
  • Declaring a national emergency solution…supported by the experts
    • Congress isn’t able to provide a solution supported by experts
  • CNN isn’t as rabidly anti-Trump lately, what changed?
    • 8,000 lies in two years supposedly, did any of them matter?
    • There’s no examples of damage from POTUS hyperbole
    • Trade wars are stupid!  Hmm…new deals are better for us
  • Old China trade deal allowed stealing our intellectually property
    • New deal is stalled, cause they want to continue the stealing
  • “Presidential Harassment” is smart, good framing
  • Elizabeth Warren’s apology tour is beyond cringe worthy
    • She comes across as weak and apologetic

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Episode 409 Scott Adams: The News is Becoming Friendlier to President Trump Lately

Topics: 

  • Border budget negotiators report they might approve 2Billion
    • Tell us what the EXPERTS say we need, and what it costs
    • Is what you’re approving…what the experts say is needed?
  • Nobody cares about “percentages of crime”, when they’re a victim
    • I’ve been robbed but it’s okay.  I’m in a low crime area
  • Annexing Mexico into America, should we?
    • The cartels are running the country to a large degree
  • “Turnaround Groups” for stabilization of failing countries?
    • UN controlled, a country applies to them for assistance
    • A neutral organization of turnaround specialists goes in
    • Limited time, they do a government reorganization
    • NO outside military presence imposing new government
  • Mike Cernovich and the New Green Deal
    • Mike says the New Green Deal is brilliant
    • They’re big ideas that we have no idea how to accomplish
    • The fact that it’s impossible is what focuses energy
  • Republicans SHOULD embrace the New Green Deal objectives
    • Less regulations and other conservative ideals mesh nicely
  • If we have functional fusion energy within 20 years…
    • …will you still be concerned about climate change?
  • The personal relationship between Kim Jong-Un and President Trump
    • President Trump removed the REASON for NK nukes
    • What other American President could have credibly said…
    • …Hey Kim, let’s be friends!

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Episode 408 Scott Adams: The Tale of Three Hoaxes, Most Recently about Candace Owens

Topics: 

  • Hoax: Claim that Candace Owens praised Hitler
  • Hoax: President Trump’s Charlottesville statement
  • Hoax: Virginia doctor promoting murder of healthy newborns
  • Lesson: Be hesitant about believing things that are ridiculous on the surface

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Episode 406 Scott Adams: Trump Investigation TDS, Political Myths, Joy Behar’s Racism, and Virginia

Topics: 

  • 17 Unnecessary new investigations and Adam Schiff
    • Seems obvious that Dems know Mueller has nothing
    • Mueller is wrapping up, so new harassment begins
  • FEAR: President Trump is crazy, must impeach!
    • REALITY: If they actually believe that…why have they stopped panicking about it?
  • FEAR:Trump will ruin the economy
    • REALITY: Economy is so good, Dems want credit to go to Obama
  • FEAR: Trump will start wars if elected!
    • REALITY: He’s trying to end wars, Congress attempting to block
  • FEAR: Trump will be anti-gay
    • REALITY: He’s the most evolved politician on LGBTQ issues
  • Joy Behar’s blackface photo
  • Late-term abortions are very rare, applies when fetus isn’t viable
    • Northam doesn’t support killing, viable, post-birth babies
    • The law was written badly…and it was defeated

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Outback Mobile Phone Tower

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Bruce, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, “Well, someone’s gotta go and tell Coot’s wife.

Bruce says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bluey says, “Where’d you get the beer, Bruce?”

“Coot’s wife gave it to me,” Bruce replies.

“That’s unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?”

“Well, not exactly,” Bruce says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Coot’s widow.’ She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a
widow.’ Then I said, ‘I’ll betcha a case of beer you are.'”

Aussies are good at handling the sensitive stuff.

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Episode 405 Scott Adams: The State of the Union

Topics: 

  • Dems and the media have turned “border security” into “racism”
    • Strategic move, but traps them…we still need border security
  • Second chances, prison reform and the First Step Act
  • Van Jones is correct, about President Trump and immigrant crime
    • It comes across as racist, need to tweak the message
  • Do illegal immigrants report crimes against them?
    • How could we possibly know the true crime rate?
  • CNN knows that Charlottesville was fake news, guaranteed
    • At least some of their hosts still are still pushing that hoax
  • Probably fake news that Trump Organization hired illegals
    • Almost certainly, they confirmed ID of job applicants
  • The Costa Rica strategy, good, well planned economy
    • Great resorts and jobs for people in tourism
    • (not a joke) Waiters in Costa Rica went to college for that
    • Their economy is focused on technology and tourism
  • Jussie Smollet’s story…95% likely it was fabricated
  • Stacie Abrams and the Democrat SOTU rebuttal
    • …I remember absolutely nothing about what she said
  • AOC had a bad night
    • She seemed petty and small
    • But we’re still talking about her, so she wins in that regard
  • Will America become a socialist country?

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Episode 404 Scott Adams: The SOTU, President’s Schedule, Healthcare, Conspiracy Theories

Topics: 

  • SOTU guests…Didn’t the SOTU used to be a national rally?
  • Doctors are now on the Interface App by WhenHub
    • Easy 2nd opinions, prescriptions for some things
    • A way to reduce healthcare costs?
  • Q people are still around? Q is still a thing?
  • Climate change current thinking update

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The 5 Biggest Tech Lies Governments Tried To Pull Off

By E. Reid Ross,Phillip Brandvold,Aquiles Cacho  Published: February 05th, 2019 


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Groaner: Sneezing and Sniffling

A little boy got a cold at school one day. He came home sneezing and sniffling, and his mother watched him with a knowing eye. Later that day, he was
playing with his older sister when his mother called him into the kitchen. She was an old-fashioned lady, and believed in some of the older methods of
treating illnesses. “Son, I know you’re not feeling very good,” she began. “Tomorrow for breakfast, don’t eat your normal sugary cereal. I’ll allow
you to have some LIFE cereal after you eat a bowl of oatmeal, though. See, it’s right here on the shelf,” she pointed.

“Now, afterwards, I want you to have your older sister make you some broth from that ground liver we have in the fridge.” Seeing the face he made, she
added, “and then you can have some of the leftover sweet tea.”

After the little boy came out of the kitchen, his older sister curiously asked, “What did she want?” He promptly replied, “She just gave me the rights
to LIFE, liver tea, and proper tea!”

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Episode 403 Scott Adams: The Border “Emergency” and the SOTU, Climate Bubbles, and Hoaxed

Topics: 

  • The 1st wall committee meeting, DIDN’T include experts?
  • How common is it to declare a “National Emergency”?
  • Did you know we currently have 35 active National Emergencies? 
  • Declare a National Emergency, Mr. President
    • Congress is unable to accept the advise of experts
  • Dumb statements:
    • Next President could tear down a wall, but not sensors!
    • All you need is a ladder to get over a wall!
  • CNN (this week) breaks their 3 year tradition…
    • …of daily Trump racist stories.
    • Thanks Governor Northam!
  • Doctors now added to Interface app by WhenHub
    • Both American and international doctors are available
    • They can prescribe, if they’re licensed in your state
  • Interface app experts can now schedule hours they’re available
  • Interface is now available on computer browsers

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Episode 402 Scott Adams: Reviewing the New Mike Cernovich Film Hoaxed

Topic: 

  • My review of the Mike Cernovich film Hoaxed
    • “It’s a fricking masterpiece.”
    • “The last 10 minutes will blow your mind.”
    • “Very rarely have I felt this much from a film.”
    • “Well done on several levels.”

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6 Priceless Objects Destroyed By Sheer Stupidity

By Pauli Poisuo,E. Reid Ross,E.M. Caris,Aquiles Cacho,Andrea Meno  Published: February 02nd, 2019 


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Episode 400 Scott Adams: Northam, Russia, Spartacus

Topics: 

  • How’s your week been Governor Northam?  2 rules apply.
    • 48 Hour Rule: Clarify and/or sincerely apologize
    • 20 Year Rule: Current behavior can redeem prior bad behavior
  • It’s a 35 year old story, was he racist…and now he isn’t?
    • Within the last 20 years, who is he, what are his actions?
  • Our laws agree, we have the right to become better people
    • Prisoners serve their time, are released and get second chance
  • Has Northam been a race baiter and promoted lies like Charlottesville?
    • If so…and it’s within the last 20 years, he’s gotta go
  • “Offensive” and “racist” aren’t necessarily the same thing
    • Unintentionally, a person can say or do offensive things
  • CNN chyron identifies Dem Governor Northam as a Republican
    • Did chyron creator do it intentionally?
    • Did the chyron person’s mental bias assume racist = “R”?
  • Has President Trump EVER had a better week?
    • Great job numbers report
    • Northam story is Christmas every day for President Trump
    • Abortion painted in the worst possible way
    • Chuck Schumer staffer got a “me too”
    • INF treaty pullout, being tough on Russian treaty cheating
    • CNN caught in chyron fake news
    • Dems looking racist as they defend Northam
    • Don Jr. phone calls proven innocent
    • Venezuela and socialism branded worst possible way
    • Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Vice all had layoffs
  • Cory Booker always looks surprised
    • Wide-eyed surprised expression is persuasion technique
    • Trying to persuade people of something you don’t believe

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Saving A Dog

After posting about saving a dog the day before on the same intersection, my friend posted this on Facebook this morning:

Wow, we can sure let emotions blind us at times. The intersection right by my house is super busy; tons of car speeding, accidents, jams, lots of
traffic. So this morning I am driving across it when I saw another dog, big one in the middle of the intersection and cars are just driving around him
and barely stopping. I hit the brakes, jump out and open my back door of the car and I am calling the dog over afraid for his safety.

Then a trucker slows down, rolls his window and says calmly… That’s a coyote…

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Episode 399 Scott Adams: Sharing a Simultaneous Sip Before the Airport

Topics: 

  • Did ANYBODY read the controversial proposed VA abortion law? 
  • The wall committee confirms:
    • Our government no longer functions, thanks to the media
  • Minimum acceptable wall committee result, GOP and DEM plans
    • If result isn’t opposing plans we can compare…they failed
  • Kamala wants lynching to be a hate crime…it wasn’t already?
    • Brilliant persuasion trap for GOP, they can’t oppose it
  • Spartacus announces presidential campaign
    • Kamala versus Spartacus

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Christian Football

Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.

Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship.

Half-time – The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.

Benchwarmer – Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.

Backfield-in-Motion – Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.

Staying in the Pocket – What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord’s work.

Two-minute Warning – The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.

Instant Replay – The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week’s illustrations.

Sudden Death – What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes “overtime.”

Trap – You’re called on to pray and are asleep.

End Run – Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.

Flex Defense – The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.

Halfback Option – The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.

Blitz – The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.

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Episode 398 Scott Adams: Reframing Healthcare as a Question of Systems Versus Goals

Topics: 

  • Walls are necessary, for Capitalism to exist
  • You can’t have Capitalism without protecting wealth
  • You need wealth in order to have more healthcare
  • Whiteboard Discussion
    • Achieving Healthcare via Capitalism

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Episode 396 Scott Adams: Weather, Border Barriers, Schultz, Kamala, Crime

Topics: 

  • Kamala’s town hall, she expressed her opinion on a topic
    • People explained to her why that opinion wasn’t practical
    • Kamala realized she was wrong and shifted her opinion
    • Changing her opinion to a better opinion, is a good sign
  • Morning Joe slobbered over Kamala’s charisma
    • Her supporters agree, competent answers, strong presence
  • Howard Schultz is on a book tour…and also running for President?
    • If he isn’t fake-running, it might destroy Starbucks
  • Howard Schultz is presenting as a “reasonable” Democrat
    • So CNN has 3 anti-Schultz stories this morning
  • Would you support people OPTIONALLY, anonymously…
    • giving up their personal health privacy…
    • …In return for them receiving free healthcare?
    • Data on health issues, lifestyles, solutions for all
  • Who has a lower crime rate…
    • People who wear MAGA hats?
    • People who have never worn a MAGA hat?
  • Risk management is different than what’s legal
    • Wearing a MAGA hat in public, increases your risk
    • Wearing a MAGA hat in public, is also legal
  • 70% tax rate for the wealthy, will that ever happen?
  • Climate change debate: Dumb skeptic arguments
    • The temperature has always changed, means nothing
    • CO2 and temperature not in sync…fake charts
    • So what if the earth is warming?  Warm is good!
    • CO2 is plant food, very true, also very dumb
    • Temperatures are NOT actually going up
    • Climate scientists are all part of a conspiracy!
  • Good skeptic arguments about climate change
    • The science alone is possible, but isn’t compelling
    • The scientists have added BS marketing concepts
      • Photo of a dead polar bear, that’s marketing

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Lesser-Known Knights of the Round Table

1. The knight who was afraid to fight: Sir Render

2. The unbelievable knight: Sir Real

3. The knights who were so fat they sat around a table by themselves: Sir Round and Sir Cumference

4. The undercover knight: Sir Veillance

5. The knight who came to an untimely end: Sir Cease

6. The knight who never got killed in battle: Sir Vivor

7. The knight who always guessed right: Sir Miser

8. The knight who exceeded expectations: Sir Past

9. The knight who showed up unexpectedly: Sir Prise

10. The knight who overcame obstacles: Sir Mount

11. The knight who funded the castle’s operations: Sir Tax

12. The knight who kept the kingdom’s maps up to date: Sir Veyor

13. The knight who drank too much: Sir Rhosis

14. The knight always called on as the first substitute: Sir Rogate

15. The most outstanding of all the knights: Sir Perb

16. The hardest knight of them all: Sir Amic

17. The knight who was most at home in a 3-ring castle: Sir Cus

18. The saddest knight of them all: Sir Rowful

19. The extra knights: Sir Perfluous and Sir Pernumerary

20. The dancing knight: Sir Prance Alot

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Episode 395 Scott Adams: Creepy Kamala, Healthcare, Manchin’s Brilliance, Climate Change

Topics: 

  • The Howard Schultz advantage of…coffee!
  • People calling Kamala’s demeanor and laugh “creepy”
  • Kamala and Willie Brown’s past won’t hurt her candidacy
  • CNN and now MSNBC have both anointed Kamala
  • Universal healthcare has moved from nutty Bernie idea to inevitable
    • Can taxes be raised enough to cover the astronomical costs?
    • Can we lower costs enough to make it possible?
    • Startups are focusing on lower cost for high profit things
  • Did Kamala invoke the Charlottesville conspiracy theory?
  • Senator Manchin says turn this over to the engineers and experts
    • “SMART WALL” is a smart persuasive phrase
  • Climate change has BS on both sides of the topic
    • One side is correct, we don’t know which
    • The marketing of the science looks like a hoax
    • The marketing of the skeptics is mostly unconvincing
  • The “Research Well”, what happens when you reach a point where…
    • You don’t understand the claim being made
    • You can’t determine if the claim is true
    • Confirmation bias always wins in the end
      • Your original belief becomes your conclusion

NOTE: Broadcast glitch, sound is a bit muffled.


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Short Math Funny

What is the difference between mathematics and the words of the Bible?

Answer: Mathematics is not forgiving!

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Episode 394 Scott Adams: Kamala Hires the Mole, Tom Brokaw, Border Security, Taliban

Topics: 

  • President Trump is in the process of ending four wars
    • NK and their nukes, Yemen, Syria, Afghanistan
  • Kamala receives love letter from CNN and other media powers
    • Ex-Hillary people (and The Mole) now working for Kamala
    • Kamala lacks charisma, that’s a problem for her team
  • Kamala campaign slogan, “For the People”…as opposed to what?
  • Kamala branding “We’re better than this”
    • She’s calling half the country defective
    • Compare that to “Make America Great Again”
  • Kamala tweet framing men as the problem
    • Is she running a Hillary 2.0 anti-male campaign?
    • Kamala’s campaign theme is the Gillette commercial
  • Willie Brown as a politician and a funny guy
  • Wall committee, who is on it? Why haven’t we heard?
    • If the media does a blackout, nothing is going to happen
  • Wall committee will need to add a “poison pill” to stop POTUS
    • If they propose funds for the wall…POTUS wins
    • Proposing something POTUS can’t accept, seems likely
  • Predictions review…
    • “Me Too” will cause male execs to fear mentoring women
    • Cuban sonic weapon, wasn’t
    • Vegas shooting wasn’t ISIS 
    • NK a year before anything happened, peace possible
    • Howard Schultz will NOT run a third party campaign
    • AOC has master persuader skills
  • AOC is going to be a very big deal in the future
    • She’s smarter than you think, possibly super-smart
    • She’s also a racist and race baiter
    • AOC is a “Blue Trump”

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Bringing Cola to China

In 1927, John Hartman decided to bring X-Cola to China, seeing a potentially large market of softdrink lovers. Since he did not speak the local
language, he decided to advertise his product through pictures. On every corner in Peking [that was it was called at the time] he put up three
pictures. The first showed a man dying of thirst alone in a desert place. The next one to the right showed the same man drinking X-Cola. Third one on
the right-most showed the man rejuvenated, full of energy and crossing the desert.

He waited a couple of weeks, but his cola did not sell. He decided to seek the help of a Chinese advertising consultant. The man said, “In this
country , people read from right to left”.

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Episode 393 Scott Adams: Democrats Once Again Winning the Game No One Was Playing

  • Topics: 
  • The only valid comparison to President Trump, is President Hillary
    • Would her border solution have been as good or better?
    • What would her solution have looked like?
  • 80/20 Rule applies to our future border security solution
    • Improve the worst 20% and get 80% improvement
  • Dems are fighting the President, not a secure border
    • Everybody wants better border security
      • Lots of historical video shows Dems agree with the need
    • Dems just don’t want the credit to go to the President
  • President Trump’s border security strategy
    • He’s put ALL his political capital on the line for this
    • Result will be a substantial improvement
    • Even critics will agree solution is even better than his promise
  • Never underestimate Dems ability to shoot themselves in the foot
  • How do we improve healthcare, without it costing everyone a fortune?
    • Lowering healthcare cost is the key
    • Diff Rules, regulations, startups potential can lower costs
  • If Government makes a big push for better healthcare, lower costs
    • Objective: Universal Healthcare for all…without increased cost
    • If everybody’s healthcare was tracked, would help all
  • Giving up your privacy, isn’t necessarily a bad thing
    • Gays used to be in the closet, was that a good thing? NO
    • Staying quiet and privacy was a problem for acceptance
    • They “gave away” their privacy by coming out of the closet
    • Coming out…benefitted their community immensely

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5 Beloved Children’s Characters Out Of Your Worst Nightmares

By Markos Hasiotis,Marvin Bea,Casper Orens  Published: January 26th, 2019 


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Episode 392 Scott Adams: Dale Celebrates Pelosi Stunning Victory in Fifth Inning

  • Topics: 
  • What border security plan would President Hillary Clinton offer?
    • How would it compare to President Trump’s plan?
  • President Trump’s border security concept
    • Experts advise what works to address various challenges
    • Build the most efficient structure possible for least cost
  • President Trump has educated and weaponized voters
    • Now…people CARE about solutions for the border
    • Solutions will HAVE to be cost efficient and effective
  • Pelosi didn’t do her job, everyone wants border security
    • She didn’t “win”, she failed to offer solutions

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Well-Planned Retirement

Funny, but untrue story:

Outside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant
attendant… The fees for cars ($ 1.40), for buses (about $ 7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it
to send them another parking agent. The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo’s own responsibility. The zoo advised
the council that the attendant was a city employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, or France, or Italy, is a man who’d apparently had a ticket booth installed
completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $ 560 per day
— for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $ 7 million dollars… and no one even knows his name.

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Episode 391 Scott Adams: Who Won the Border Security Negotiations, Because no one Else is Getting it Right

Topic: 

  • What we need and where, now up to the experts, not politicians

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Do Not Wash Your Hair In The Shower!

It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. It involves the shampoo when it runs down your body while you shower with it. Shampoo
Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this
claim:

“FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label
reads:

“DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved!

If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower.

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Episode 389 Scott Adams: The Future of Online Education with VR, Apps and Hollywood Teams

Topics: 

  • Online learning works, the future is here (Whiteboard)
    • A Socialist vision of education, but with decreased cost
    • Learning can be tailored to how different people learn
  • VR learning possibilities include historical event immersion

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Cyclic Number

Not really a joke … just a tiny bit of math fun.

142857 is a cyclic number – its digits always appear in the same order but will rotate around when multiplied by any number from 1 to 6:

142857 x 1 = 142857
142857 x 2 = 285714
142857 x 3 = 428571
142857 x 4 = 571428
142857 x 5 = 714285
142857 x 6 = 857142

Pretty cool, huh? Now multiply 142857 by 7. (Spoiler below.)

142857 x 7 = 999999

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Episode 387 Scott Adams: President Trump’s Tweet Saying he Would Wait to do the State of the Union

Topic: 

  • President Trump’s tweet, saying he would wait to do the State of the Union

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Graceland Gardener

Original joke from my 12 year old daughter, Elizabeth:

A new gardener was hired at Graceland to take care of Elvis’ estate. After a few weeks on the job, his supervisor was very impressed and complimented
him on the fine job he was doing. To which the gardener replied, “Thank you, Thank you very mulch!”

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Episode 385 Scott Adams: My Apology for Saying Toddlers are not as Wise as Adults, and Other Nonsense

Topics: 

  • Kamala’s campaign, the packaging process begins
  • MLK Day and huge portions of the population were being racist
  • Toddlers should be able to vote and participate in national decisions
    • My apology for originally thinking otherwise
  • Brazilian related troll key to spread of the Covington video
  • RPOS (AOC) isn’t dumb…believe she is at your political peril
    • How did she win her election?
    • Why are we all talking about her all the time?
    • You can’t ignore a master persuader…like RPOS
  • CNN hasn’t noticed President Trump talked us out of nuclear war
    • Per CNN, NK played us and we are in a worse position
  • What’s best for the poor, is best for the country and world

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Rum Cake

I work at a private christian school. Today I put out a rum cake for the staff and teachers to enjoy. One of the staff asked me if the pastor knew I
had rum cake in the building.

I replied by saying I ran into him at the liquor store on Saturday so I thought it was OK.

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Episode 384 Scott Adams: The Covington Kids, Kamala Harris and Fake News in General

Topics: 

  • The 48 Hour Rule
    • If someone makes a mistake, and atones for it in the form of a sincere apology, you should accept the apology even if you can’t forgive the person…and move on.
  • Reasons given for not accepting my apology
  • Attack vector on the Covington kids is now shifting
    • Bad behavior at the event (by the children) didn’t exist
    • Left claims: MAGA hats are a known racist symbol
    • Left now looking for bad behavior by the children in the past
  • Jake Tapper interview with Kristen Gillibrand
    • Clearly, CNN has decided Kristen won’t be the candidate
    • A clear pattern is developing, CNN is anointing Kamala
  • How candidates are selected in America (Whiteboard)
    • A few billionaires decide who the candidates will be
    • The media cements those candidates for the public
    • The public then has the ILLUSION of choosing candidates
  • “You should have researched it”…The dumbest statement

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Episode 383 Scott Adams: My Apology for Believing @CNN About the Covington Catholic Boys Fake News

Topics: 

  • CNN continues to pump the worst kind of dangerous fake news
    • Covington Catholic kids vs Black Israelites and drummer
    • CNN reversed the victims and the perpetrators
    • The Black Israelites started it and were full-on racists
    • Then the Black Israelites said lots of bad thing about Dems
    • The Black Israelites were saying anti-gay things in the video
    • The kids pushed back against the anti-gay sentiments
    • The kids pushed back against Black Israelites racism
    • The Black Israelites then armed themselves
    • The drummer was looking to CAUSE trouble, not diffuse it
      • Drummers intent was to get in the faces of the teens
      • The kids didn’t back up or back down or misbehave
  • President Trump’s offer yesterday was to add variables
    • He stood fast on what he needs to secure the border, 5.7B
    • Including other topics (variables) is to entice Dems to talk
  • A word, “wall” is preventing a border solution
    • Deliver good border security, what you label it doesn’t matter

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Episode 382 Scott Adams: The New Border Offer and the Awesome Native American Dude

Topics: 

  • CNN reports MAGA hat teenager getting into shouting match
    • CNN doesn’t report that an adult saw and defused it
    • This is a hero story, that guy is awesome
  • President Trump at the new citizen event
    • Genuine affection, a “welcome to the team” message, visuals
  • President Trump added variables to shutdown/wall funding 
    • He stayed firm on what he needs…5.7Billion
    • The possible variables he added are to open discussions

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Episode 380 Scott Adams: Cohen, Beto, Ohr, Kim, Pelosi, Heller

Topics: 

  • Childish Pelosi behavior vs. President Trump’s childish counter-punch
    • Attack the President, expect his counter-punch
    • SOTU now has new, better options
  • CNN hit piece on Beto, saying his attention is due to “white male”
    • CNN is picking off their non-preferred candidates
  • Bruce Ohr told congress he fully informed the FBI of conflicts
    • Told them Steele dossier was political doc from DNC
    • Told them his wife worked for Fusion GPS
  • YouTube adds Wikipedia link to my videos on climate change
    • The Wikipedia page believes climate change is real
    • Why not do same concept for self-radicalized terrorists?
  • Border control plan, Dems should show us their plan
    • What DO they want to protect the border?
    • Some Dem factions are cannibalizing others on topic 
  • Some Democrat has a major attention getting opportunity
    • Show us a border control plan and budget
  • Press business model has divided the world into current situation
    • Neither side is allowed to compromise…by the media
    • Media is painting negotiation, compromise as “losing”
  • Effectively using the power of being “on the spectrum”
    • A lot of the top talent in Silicon Valley is “on the spectrum”
    • NOT an insult to ask if someone is on the spectrum

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Episode 379 Scott Adams: Solving the Border Funding Problem and Opening Government in 48 Hours

Topic: 

  • Solving the border funding problem and opening government in 48 hours

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Episode 376 Scott Adams: Kamala Harris, Some Fake News You Think is Real, and Climate Update

Topics: 

  • Kamala Harris video had persuasion powers
    • It appealed to her base, showed her personality
  • 4 Examples of normal explanations vs. batshit crazy ones
  • Climate change, 2 bad skeptical arguments
  • Climate change outstanding questions

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8 Movie Posters From Other Countries That Are Simply Awesome

By Andrea Meno,Peter I. Santiago,Marvin Bea,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: January 15th, 2019 


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Episode 375 Scott Adams: Putin Puppets CNN and Max Boot Doing Russia’s Bidding by Destabilizing the U.S.

Topics: 

  • CNN’s reaction to President Trump denying he’s a Russian asset
    • First CNN pushes, promotes Russian asset story
    • Now they are gasping in horror he has to deny their BS?
  • Max Boot’s article, 18 reasons President might be Russian asset
    • Laundry list of unrelated stuff other people did or said
  • CNN seems to have given up on Mueller
    • CNN is creating the news they’re reporting

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Episode 374 Scott Adams: Russia, DeBlaisio, Gabbard, Jeff Bozo, FBI

Topics: 

  • Jeff Bozo and the President’s tweets
  • NYC Mayor De Blazio instituting universal health care
    • Gavin Newsome working on it also for California
    • Important, whether it works out or not
  • Russian collusion outcome seems obvious
    • Both sides will claim they were right all along
  • Eric Swalwell on taking interpreters notes
    • Destroying evidence indicates guilt
    • Hmm…Hillary destroyed evidence
  • Eric Swalwell requesting someone prove a negative
    • Is he assuming his followers are stupid?
  • FBI motivation, investigating President Trump…was vengeance
    • Is there evidence of that, or is it mind reading?
  • Will Tulsi Gabbard be the 2020 Democrat candidate?
    • Simple answer, how is CNN framing her?
    • Watch for who CNN coverage anoints
  • President Trump taking interpreters Putin meeting notes
    • Any chance Mueller hasn’t already talked to interpreter?
    • Big news if he has or hasn’t talked to him
    • No leaks or actions by Mueller if something found?
  • Good reasons President Trump took interpreters notes
    • Was he smart to do it, or very smart to do it?
  • Critics say FBI started investigation of President without cause
    • Strozk himself said “no there, there”
    • Expected value calculations
  • Climate change people and skeptics both shoveling some BS
    • Looking at the BS on both sides for popular arguments
  • Can scientists really measure the temperature of entire world?
    • Can they measure the temperature of all oceans?
  • Validation of imprecise measurement techniques…
    • …by other imprecise measurement techniques?
  • 10 Startups have funding for fusion power development
    • Extremely smart people are in those startups
    • Odds that none of the 10 will create an economic power source?

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Gift for a Wife

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.

“It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.” Doug said. “Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.”

“And???” Bill asked.

“Well, she said ‘Oh, I don’t know just give me something with diamonds in it’.”

“So what did you get her?” asked Bill.

“I bought her a deck of cards!!”

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Episode 373 Scott Adams: The Turley Hypothesis, CNN’s Border Story

Topics: 

  • Jonathan Turley, legal scholar, article ponders the question…
    • Are Russian Collusion and deep state, confirmation bias?
    • Does confirmation bias fit the facts?
  • 3 Possibilities, which one is most likely?
    • 1. Deep state attempted to set up a candidate/President 
    • 2. President Trump is actually a Putin puppet
    • 3. Both sides “saw” crimes, but actually confirmation bias 
  • Prediction:
    • No convictions or impeachments for Russian Collusion or deep state activity
  • Humans can only invent ourselves or a better version of ourselves
    • Facebook is our heart and family
    • Twitter is our brain
  • Geo-Engineering the earth and other planets
    • Is God both our future and our past?

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Episode 372 Scott Adams: Quick Tutorial on Using Engineering to Take Politics Out of the Wall

Topics: 

  • Remove politics and immigration issues can be resolved
    • Whiteboard: Wall engineering
  • Time to turn it over to the engineers for what’s needed
    • Engineering priorities look at cost and effectiveness

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Episode 370 Scott Adams: Dear Diary, RPOS, Climate Change Persuasion

Topics:

  • Jim Acosta became America’s piñata yesterday
    • He stood in front of the wall and said no problems here!
    • President tweets reply to Acosta, “Dear Diary”
  • CNN contacted San Diego station KUSI for anti-wall content
    • KUSI is pro-wall, CNN decided not to use their content?
  • Fentanyl deaths are being compared to Viet Nam war deaths
  • The border debate is bringing the country together
    • Average person knowledge of the issue increasing
  • Border arguments from both sides…without the politics
    • Drugs, crime, numbers of crimes versus rate percentage
    • VISA overstays
  • Why are there gaps in parts of the scientists climate change stance?
    •   The historical data used in the hockey stick graph
    • It shows an earlier point, before CO2, same hockey stick
  • ClimateGate emails are a conspiracy theory, completely debunked
  • Data discrepancies from the past, tree ring experts and proxies
    • From 1960 to present, tree rings don’t track temperatures
    • Tree ring data was good in the past…but not now?
  • Challenge responses about William Happer’s claims and validity
  • Scientists say you can’t look at just some regions, need whole world
    • NASA site “proof” of warming is the Arctic…one area?
    • Some places are warming…but not all? Some are cooling?
  • Can we accurately measure ocean temperatures, today and historically?
    • How much of the ocean are we measuring, maybe 1%?
  • Direct causes of heat, like my car, my fireplace, my heated home
    • Is direct heat causing or responsible for any global warming?
  • RPOS, the person formerly known as AOC…
    • …beginning to get pushback from fellow Democrats
    • A festering wound for hopes of a Democrat Presidency?

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Telling Stories

Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at
meetings the next day.

Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers.

A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: “The minister told a number of stories that cannot be
published.”

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Episode 369 Scott Adams: Whiteboard Discussion of Border Persuasion

Topics: 

  • Great examples of CNN mind reading by Stephen Collinson
    • Guesses and hunches are being presented as news
  • Solar panels on the wall and vandalism
  • Whiteboard: Border Barrier Debate
    • Dems are winning on topics of drugs and crime
    • Effective mocking and sarcasm
  • If Mexico pays for the wall, would it then be “moral”?
  • Current immigration policies mostly benefit rich white people
    • VISA overstays versus sneaking across the border
  • About 70% of climate change skeptic points aren’t valid
  • Did Michael Mann use tree ring estimates for gaps…
    • …and later discontinue tree rings as an unreliable proxy?
  • Are testosterone levels in males decreasing, or are men evolving?
    • lifestyles that increase or decrease testosterone
    • Soy is everywhere, in a lot of our food

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Beautiful

A guy was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open, he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open again and he said, “You’re cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

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Episode 368 Scott Adams: Keep me Company During Power Outage. Ask Me Anything

Topics: 

  • President Trump, The wall, Nancy & Chuck’s strategies
  • Physical constraints of the simulation
    • Are we in a simulation?
    • maybe that’s why we can’t decide on climate change?
  • Climate experts refuse to debate the skeptics
    • Skeptics are willing and want to have a debate
  • Representative Tlaib getting a lot of airtime
    • 1st day called President Trump a mother****er

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Playing to Beat the Band

An elementary school music teacher was trying to teach her students the various kinds of music, from classical to rock to opera to folk to the blues
to gospel. The school administrators discouraged loud noise in the classrooms and had forbidden the music teacher to use the tambourines and triangles
and bells she had formerly used in class. Nonetheless, she wanted the kids to have some kind of “instruments” with which they could express themselves
and feel the rhythm.

Accordingly, she had devised a homemade bow made of a tree branch and a thick rubber band, which, when struck, produced only a soft sound, one she
hoped would not bring the wrath of the school authorities on her.

At the beginning of the class, she passed out a bow to each kid. “Now, this beat is called a tango,” she explained, playing a bit of tango music on
the boom-box she had brought into the classroom. “Do you like the tango? Let your fingers dance on your desktops if you can imagine yourself dancing
to this tune.”

“This is a march,” she continued, cuing up another song. “If you feel the beat, march in place to the music.”

“And this,” she said before the third selection, “is something I’m sure you’re all familiar with…rap. If you’re rappy and you know it, snap your
bands.”

“Playing to Beat the Band” by Cynthia MacGregor from “The Ants Are My Friends” by Richard Lederer & Stan Kegel ((C)2007 Marion Street Press)
“If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” from “If You’re Happy and You Know It” (traditional)

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Episode 366 Scott Adams: Wears a Pope Hat and Evaluates the Morality of Your Walls

Topic: 

  • Pope Scott the Last, speaks out on the morality of walls

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Checking on Neighbors

It’s important to check on your neighbors regularly, especially if they’re elderly. Just knock on their doors and ask if they’re OK.

You: “Hello! Is anyone there?”

Female neighbor (shouting from behind her door):

“Whatever you’re selling, we don’t want any. That includes religion.”

You: “I’m not selling anything. I’m your neighbor. Just stopping by to make sure you aren’t dead.”

Neighbor: “Dead? No, I don’t think I’m dead. But I’m not sure about my husband. He hasn’t moved from the couch since 2003. Do you think that’s
abnormal?”

You: “Only if he isn’t holding the remote.”

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Episode 364 Scott Adams: RPOS, The Steel Barrier and Climate Persuasion

Topics: 

  • AOC is now RPOS, says: “Trump is a racist”
    • Does RPOS support a transfer of wealth from white and Asian Americans to other ethnic groups?
  • Climate change authoritative sources pro and con
    • Both sides use same data to support their position
    • Sifting through persuasive arguments from both sides
  • 22 tree ring experts say Michael Mann results were flawed
    • Michael Mann says he discovered tree ring expert flaw
  • 17 year pause in warming, while CO2 was increasing yearly
    • If CO2 is the main driving force, why the temp pause?
  • Map of temperature measurement device locations
    • Vast majority are in the US
    • Enormous parts of the globe have no measurement devices
  • Until both sides can claim “victory”, no progress on the wall
    • “immoral” painted Pelosi into a corner
    • Are ALL border controls immoral?
    • Are barriers that are easier to breach, more moral?
  • Nancy Pelosi looks like a weak leader because of RPOS

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How To Cook

We are fortunate our grand-children live close by and visit us often.

When our seven-year-old granddaughter, Morgan, comes over, she loves to watch her grandmother when she is baking. “Oma,” she asked one day, “where did
you learn how to cook?”

Grandma told her that she learned from her mother and passed on this knowledge to her daughter. “Someday,” she continued, “your mother will pass this
knowledge along to you.”

There was a short silence. “No, I don’t think so,” Morgan said. “Mom puts everything in the microwave.”

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Episode 363 Scott Adams: Sonic Weapon Hysteria, Climate Change and Dancing AOC

Topics: 

  • Discussion of various climate change topics
    • Debunking both the skeptic and believers arguments
  • The sonic weapon (or crickets) attack on our Cuban embassy

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Episode 362 Scott Adams: AOC Derangement Syndrome, Shutdown Persuasion, Wall Funding, and Karate

Topics: 

  • Would-be kidnapper chases victim into karate studio
    • Master Persuader AOC is using Trump’s 2015 play EXACTLY
    • She’s controlling the conversation, attention, energy
  • Wall negotiations, setting persuasion “anchors”
    • Pelosi anchors at zero, down from older offer
    • President Trump re-anchors at 5.6 billion, up from 5
  • Pelosi says “walls are immoral”
    • Shouldn’t we therefore remove ALL border barriers?
  • Building the wall by declaring a national emergency
  • President Trump is branding himself as the reasonable one
  • Some climate change claims are easily debunked
    • Is the Michael Mann hockey stick graph accurate?
    • Is Tony Heller wrong about temperature adjustments?
    • Climate change believers say adjustments went both ways
    • Tony says ALL adjustments went one direction
    • Who is correct?
  • Claim: Multiple ways to measure temps, and they ALL agree
    • Skeptic says Michael Mann’s methodology is flawed
    • Says any random data produces the SAME Mann graph
    • Who is correct?
  • Looking at various climate change claims…
    • Decreasing ice at the poles and the world
    • Rising sea levels around the world
    • Water vapor as the main component of global warming
    • It’s the sun, that’s what is causing climate change

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Here�€™s How These 19 Shows Hooked You, Then Lost You

By Cracked Plasticians  Published: January 04th, 2019 


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10 Signs You Should Ask Your Boss For A Raise

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.

9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.

8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.

7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.

6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.

5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.

4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, “Charity Case — Return To Sender.”

3. You set the world record for mailing $ 1.00 rebate requests to Young America, Minnesota.

2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $ 1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock.

1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.

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Episode 361 Scott Adams: Impeachment, The #Wence, Socialism, Syria, Kevin Hart, Worst Climate Arguments

Topics: 

  • Ellen DeGeneres says Kevin Hart has apologized and grown
  • Was exiting Syria a smart move? Elizabeth Warren says yes
  • US isn’t dependent on China trade
    • China much more dependent on trade with the US
    • Inevitable outcome…trade deal
  • Fears on the left just after the election
    • The left feared he would do terrible things…he hasn’t
    • Left has shifted, now it’s intensely personal complaints
  • A 3rd Option: Not Socialism, not Capitalism
    • A modified version of capitalism
  • Discarding bad arguments on both sides of climate change
    • Medieval warming, ice cubes in your glass and more
  • Both climate change sides have a “Whack-A-Mole” problem
    • Debunk each point and the person just shifts to another

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Dress Code For Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

~ A nose ring and bifocals.

~ Spiked hair and bald spots.

~ A pierced tongue and dentures.

~ Miniskirts and support hose.

~ Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

~ Speedo’s and cellulite.

~ A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.

~ Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

~ Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

~ Bikinis and liver spots.

~ Short shorts and varicose veins.

~ Inline skates and a walker.

But, otherwise, WE’RE LOOKIN’ GOOD!

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Episode 360 Scott Adams: Romney, Trump’s Press Conference, Arctic Ice and Nuclear Power

Topics: 

  • A+ Good risk/reward play by Romney
  • President Trump’s comments on walls that exist and work
    • Anti-Trump forced to deal with Obama and Popes walls
  • “Sand and Death”, President Trump’s branding is excellent
    • Visual persuasion examples and the essence of issues
  • AOC in group picture of new House members
    • AOC once again, makes the right choice when others don’t
  • Focusing on ice to determine if climate change is real
    • Is ice increasing or decreasing in net total?
    • How do we not know the clear answer to that question?
  • Steve Goddard and Tony Heller are the same guy
    • One powerful skeptic voice…not two, pen name
  • Rebuttal charts for temperature data on climate change
    • The most basic, easily verifiable facts aren’t agreed on?
  • Are nuclear and fusion power cost effective or not?
    • Really smart people aren’t in agreement

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Episode 359 Scott Adams: AOC, AGW, TDS, Ye, and Coffee

Topics: 

  • Kanye tweets and his upcoming Joe Rogan podcast
  • Elizabeth Warren and Beto attempt to imitate AOC’s live stream
    • Warren cracks a beer, Beto in his V-neck sweater
  • Why so many climate change temperature adjustments?
    • Believers Berkley Earth offer their explanation
    • “Estimating” temperature adjustments is allowed?
  • Climate change Bloomberg article, convincingly debunked
  • Comparing Green Tech and Nuclear Power options
  • Bill Gates vision of a new type of nuclear power plant…in China
    • Can’t be built in US, endless regulations and roadblocks
  • A hosted conversation with me as the referee, NOT a debate
    • Both sides required to answer strong points of other side
  • Climate change risk management (Whiteboard 1 and 2)
    • Expected Value calculation
    • Portfolio Effect
    • Opportunity Costs and timing considerations
  • The Hill article reads like mental illness, not a political opinion
    • Doctors and Psychologists say TDS is a real thing
    • People with a mental illness are writing articles
  • How can TDS be stopped or cured?
    • All the common complaints about President Trump…
      • …individually, they’re all small complaints
  • Prediction: POTUS will swing for the fence in 2019
  • US debt, could it be resolved by cryptocurrency?
    • Why do people want US dollars?
    • Crypto accepted by US government would have value

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Cake Disaster

Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited some of her women friends over for the evening. She put out
snacks and then came out with a cake that looked like a disaster.

She apologized and said she didn’t know what happened to the cake because, she explained, “I even used the high altitude directions because I live
upstairs.”

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Episode 358 Scott Adams: Breaking Down the Climate Change Debate

 

Topics: 

  • Comparing the strong points of climate experts and climate skeptics
    • The need for a conversation between the two sides
  • Bill Gates says the world needs to be working on nuclear power
    • Lower energy costs would allow reforestation of deserts
  • President Trump’s personality allows him to do things others wouldn’t
  • Stock market tanked 6% because Fed said market to hot, and slowed it
    • The economy is SO GOOD…the Fed had to slow it down

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Episode 357 Scott Adams: Explaining the Syria Withdrawal in a Way CNN Will Not Understand

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s campaign promise: We’ll get out of Syria
    • President Trump’s request for exit plan 8 months ago
    • CNN: exit is random, impulsive, arbitrary

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Episode 355 Scott Adams: China Trade, AOC, Government by Torture, Climate Change Challenge

Topics: 

  • A shutdown is a way to torture random government employees
    • The winner is the side willing to torture them longer
  • CNN pundit angrily declaring “walls don’t work”
    • Rule of Life: Friction ALWAYS works
  • Who will say it first?
    • Politicians provide budgets, that’s their job
    • Engineers decide what’s needed
  • What will happen to stocks, once China trade deal is set?
  • Climate sides both talk in isolation, never debate each other
    • The two sides aren’t disagreeing with each other
    • They’re talking about different things
    • Tony Heller talks about unaddressed skepticism
      • Temp data has been rigged, fudged
      • Historical records disagree with climate data
      • Why isn’t anyone challenging him, is he correct?
  • 97% of climate scientists are all on the same side
    • That’s spin, 97% agree on specific components
  • Obama’s Ambassador to Syria…
    • President Trump is probably doing the right think
  • Turks are a threat to the Kurds, but…
    • Kurds are in diplomatic contact with Syrian government
    • Kurds are in diplomatic contact with the Russians
    • Israel will have more options in Syria once US is gone
      • Do they have different rules of engagement?
      • Maybe the US just needs to get out of their way?
  • North Korea hasn’t given up their nukes
    • So what? The US hasn’t given up anything major either
    • Negotiation process is for both to give up something major
    • Everything that matters is trending in a good direction
  • The 3 countries with the most to gain from getting along
    • United States, Russia, China
    • We are NOT natural enemies
    • Only psychology and history maintains our screwing each other

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Episode 354 Scott Adams: Climate Change, AOC Sexism, Sonic Weapons, Syria and Open Borders

Topics: 

  • AOC’s sexist tweet to her critic
  • Sonic weapon used against two of our embassies?
    • Mass hysteria, no weapon or culprit will ever be found
  • Challenge: Find me somebody, anybody who wants open borders
    • I’ve never met anyone who wants open borders, why?
  • Kurds are concerned about US pullout and attack by Turkey
    • Turks consider our Kurd allies to be terrorists
    • Shouldn’t we know why? Nobody seems to report why
  • Is the world safer today than it has ever been?
    • Hyper-connectivity benefits the world, makes us safer
  • Challenge: Provide a link to your BEST article on climate change
    • I’ll tweet the best arguments for both sides
    • Climate change arguments are very persuasive viewed alone
    • “Climate change is a scam” arguments…also persuasive

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Here�€™s Why This Entertainment From 2018 Won�€™t Age Well

By Cracked Plasticians  Published: December 28th, 2018 


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Episode 353 Scott Adams: Bone Spurs, Unstable World, Khashoggi, Other Fake News

Topics: 

  • NYT has found dead “bone spurs” doctor, but no records
    • His daughters kinda remember something about it
    • The daughters are anti-Trumpers
  • Is the world more unstable as ex-head of the CIA stated?
    • “Extreme poverty” was 40% of the world in Reagan’s time
    • Currently, extreme poverty is at 9%
    • No major wars, the economy is good, 
  • If you didn’t watch TV, would you think race relations are worse?
  • MAGA hats and the troops
    • Military brought their MAGA hats to the event for signing
  • Mollie Hemingway’s Federalist article on Qatar and Khashoggi
    • Khashoggi was an influence peddler working for Iran
    • WAPO was therefore…colluding with Iran, a foreign enemy
  • Blocking people who are only trolling and add nothing to conversation
    • Different than blocking people who disagree with you
  • Predictions: 2019 stock market close will be higher than today
    • Around summertime, China trade wars mostly settled
    • Middle East will produce mind-boggling stories in 2019
      • Possibly in a very positive way
    • Mueller will have something for everyone, 2 movies continue
    • NO impeachment, but possibly the House will attempt it
  • The FenceWall is stalled until somebody says the word “Engineer”
    • Invoking engineers is the path to FenceWall progress
    • Fund the wall and allow the engineers to decide what works

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Childhood Sweethearts

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old
neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I
love you, Sally.”

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to
do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty-thousand dollars!

Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”

Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI agents were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. “Pardon me, but did either of you find a
bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”

Sally said, “No.”

Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”

Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”

The other FBI agent turns to her partner and says, “We’re outta here.”

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Episode 352 Scott Adams: The Fence-Wall, Reid Hoffman, Visiting the Troops, Stock Market

Topics: 

  • President Trump has identified reason for opposition to the wall 
    • The wall would be a win for the President
  • Midterm false flag online operation to influence Alabama results
    • Now confirmed: Dem operatives pretend to be Russians
    • Credible speculation this isn’t the first time
  • POTUS and FLOTUS visit the troops
    • FOX reports tight security and no leaking of trip
    • CNN reports everyone knew it was being planned
  • Stock market historic drop the other day
    • Stock market historic one day increase yesterday
  • Attack of the Dales
    • Did POTUS make a mistake by changing Fed Chief?
    • It isn’t a one-variable world
    • Hiring is just guessing, firing takes skill
    • Vilified so badly by the press, limits willing candidates
  • 2019 Predictions
    • NO impeachment in 2019, 2020
    • Mueller won’t produce anything impeachable
    • Impeachment window will be first six months of 2019
    • 2019 will be an up year for stocks
    • North Korea progress will continue
  • Win Bigly was most requested book on Amazon, Christmas week
    • Special message for all the haters since 2015
    • Thanks for the loser advice!
  • Taking calls yesterday on the WhenHub Interface app
    • E-autographs from the whiteboard
  • US pullout from Syria
    • Everything happening is in some way squeezing Iran
    • Time isn’t on Iran’s side
  • The three superpowers are natural allies, not natural enemies
    • We don’t share borders
    • No possibility any of the three could win in a war
    • All three countries have people whose job is to poke the others
  • Why does Putin prefer to continue poking the US?
    • Is it rational to be enemies with someone you can’t defeat?
    • Wouldn’t it be better for Russia to have trade and prosperity?
  • AOC is the real deal, just like President Trump but on the other side
    • Why not try “universal healthcare” in one state, see how it goes?
    • If no state wants to try it, should we stop talking about it?
  • The Wall: Why are politicians making engineering decisions?
    • Why are we talking about funding the entire structure?
    • Establish a test budget, observe results, proceed accordingly

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The Talk

A father decided it was time to have “the talk” with his ten-year-old son. Sitting the boy down, he thought it best to first find out what his son
might already know. So he asked his son if he knew about “the birds and the bees”.

“I don’t want to know,” his son replied, bursting into tears. “Promise you won’t tell me. Please!”

Confused by this reaction, the father asked his son what was wrong.

“Oh dad,” the boy replied, in between sobs, “when I was six, I got the ‘there’s no Santa’ speech. At seven I got the ‘there’s no Easter bunny’ speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with ‘there’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech. If you are going to tell me now there’s no such things as birds and bees I don’t
know what I will do!”

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Episode 351 Scott Adams: Gaslighting…and a New Microphone

Topics: 

  • Anti-Trumpers believe their TDS is “gaslighting” by conservatives
    • Gaslighting would make their TDS someone else’s fault
    • Gaslighting explanation protects the person’s ego
  • Is General Mattis our best General and irreplaceable?
    • What about our second best, third best, etc?
    • News spin promoted fear, impacted the stock market
  • The media is destroying the economy and blaming Trump
  • Did the Fed make a mistake raising rates?
    • Could they have waited six months to raise the rate?
  • David Pakman asked at what point is the bad market Trump’s fault?
  • Soros funds a number of left-leaning organizations
    • You can know what a person does, but not what they’re thinking
    • How much influence does he represent?  We don’t know

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Christmas Q&A

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.

What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It’s in Decembrrrrr.

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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Episode 349 Scott Adams: Merry Christmas, The Economy and End of Wars

Topics: 

  • Stock market is sinking…why?
    • Democrats taking control of the house?
    • Fed raising rate in middle of a trade war with China?
    • Fake news driving market fears?
  • Laundry list counter-strategy
    • What’s your number one reason, your strongest argument?
    • Debunk the “best” reason…then stop
  • Saudi Arabia commits to protect the Kurds
  • President Trump might end 5 wars in his first term
    • 1. Yemen
    • 2. North Korea
    • 3. Syria
    • 4. Afganistan
    • 5. Iran support for bad actors reined in
  • As long as employment numbers are good…everything is fine
    • Employment is the most predictive variable
  • When did LOL become an argument or reason?
  • Potential “kill shot” for Chuck Schumer…
    • Hey Chuck, stop making it personal
    • Deny Trump a win, regardless of border security needs?
  • PROPOSAL: Add a word to the forbidden word list
    • Let’s add “Nazi” to the list of socially banned words
    • “Nazi” is a deeply offensive thing to call white people
    • We should consider this a second socially banned “N-word”
  • 40% of world was in “extreme poverty” in Reagan’s day
    • Today, extreme poverty is only 9%
  • Why are we enemies with Russia?
    • Are we just used to being enemies with each other?
    • Why do the US and Russia perpetually poke each other?
    • Is it just business/economic competition?

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Christmas Gift

/* GCFL wishes all our subscribers a Merry Christmas! */

Figuring that her four-year-old son Kevin was listening in the next room, Janet decided to tell her husband Don the latest Christmas gift she had
bought the boy by spelling out the words “fire truck”

Don nodded and said, “I think it would be a great Christmas gift.”

From the other side of the wall, they heard Kevin yell, “I don’t want letters for Christmas!”

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Episode 348-3 Scott Adams: Mattis, Trumps Successes

Topics: 

  • #RacistGoogle the two top articles on me are two old hit pieces
    • Both articles are top on Google, not on Duck Duck Go
    • Neither article is current or has any reason to be top hits
  • General Mattis gets lots of credit for his accomplishments
    • But he isn’t our only good General, he can be replaced
  • Prediction: By the end of President Trump’s  FIRST term…
    • …he will have ENDED 5 wars
    • 1. Syria
    • 2. Afganistan
    • 3. North Korea
    • 4. Yemen
    • 5. Wild card – a grand deal to pressure Iran, help Middle East
  • President Trump has done prison reform
    • The guy they said was “racist” has accomplished prison reform
  • Rumor that President Trump wants to fire the Fed Chief, Powell
    • Persuasion via rumor? 
  • Rand Paul’s current Twitter feed is provocative and funny
    • Rand is tweeting in the style of President Trump
  • Medical marijuana, some benefits and cautions
  • Support my Periscope videos by buying “When Tokens”

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Christmas Request

A little girl was in the kitchen watching her mother prepare for the following day’s Christmas dinner.

She asked, “Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas?”

Her mommy replied, “No, you’ll have turkey like the rest of us.”

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Episode 347 Scott Adams: Comparing Tweets by AOC and POTUS, Talk About Mattis, 2020, Blight Ideas

Topics: 

  • AOC tweet, 42,000 retweets, 170,000 likes in 24 hours
    • Provocative thought, popular, gets your attention
    • Her Twitter game is seriously strong
    • She’s tweeting what people are thinking, she has game
  • POTUS tweet, sets an “elite trap”, Dale explains
    • Has meat for the haters, humor for the lovers
    • Persuasive words that slide through cognitive filters
  • CNN “power ranking” of Democrat Presidential candidates
    • Kamala and Beto are the top two candidates
    • CNN is seeking to make Kamala and Beto the candidates
    • CNN is brainwashing away from top voter preference, Biden
  • Wikileaks claims General Mattis is planning to run for President
    • If true, his resignation is timely, strategic
    • Reportedly, Turkey’s Erdogan on phone, said why are we in Syria?
    • President Trump put the question to Bolton…
    • then decided it’s time for us to leave Syria
  • NOTE: Periscope glitch, video cuts off at begin of Blight Authority

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Episode 346 Scott Adams: How to Support My Periscopes Without Patreon and Fix the Whole World Too

Topic: 

  • How to support my Periscopes (and YouTube videos, podcasts)

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Episode 344 Scott Adams: The Wence Funding, Kurds in the Way, Mattis, Gatwick Drones

Topics: 

  • The Wence gets 5.7B from the house, now for the Senate
  • The “baseline noise” that forces President Trump to go big
  • General Mattis wrote a scathing letter and quit over Syria
    • CNN now supports unauthorized wars, like Syria
  • Will Turkey slaughter our allies when we leave Syria?
    • President Trump failing an ally? Does that sound likely?
    • Where is the UN on this topic?
  • Iran will be worse off when we pull out of Syria fight against ISIS
    • Russia and Israel will take over for US, and be effective
  • The markets are down because of UNCERTAINTY
    • Jobs are always the key
    • Jobs are strong and unemployment is low
  • “Steel Slats”…is that a wall or a fence?
    • Call it a wence so both sides are happy

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Elf Pet Peeves

7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile, and no one gives a rip. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some stupid outfit in February
with a lousy bow and arrow and all of a sudden you’re a hero.

6. Company health plan doesn’t cover tattoo removal.

5. The EPA’s new relaxed reindeer-emissions standards.

4. Icy cold North Pole temperature makes it hard to produce quality workmanship.

3. Reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.

2. Constantly ridiculed for that 0-854 record in the North Pole basketball league.

1. Jolly Ole Santa has never yet brought back a single cookie to share.

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Episode 343 Scott Adams: Part 2, Climate Change and Leaving Patreon

Topics: 

  • Note: This is part 2 of 2
  • Both sides of the global warming debate are persuasive
    • How can the average person know who is correct?
    • Alarmists won’t debate the skeptics in the same room, why?
  • People abandoning Patreon in protest over Sargon of Akkad
    • Discussion tomorrow about me possibly leaving Patreon
    • Solid argument that Patreon isn’t acting in good faith

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The Secret

Jill complained to Nina, “Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.”

“Well,” replied Nina in a hurt tone, “I told her not to tell you I told her.”

“Oh dear!” sighed Jill. “Well, don’t tell her I told you that she told me.”

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Episode 342 Scott Adams: Flynn, The Wence, Trump Charity, Sargon and Patreon, Climate

Topics: 

  • Climate change debate that wasn’t a debate
    • Michael Mann vs. climate change skeptic Judith Curry 
    • Both sides IGNORE the best arguments of the other
  • Bill Gates and Harvard test: Put particles in the air to cool earth
  • The sketchy trial of General Flynn and all its “buts”
    • The judge used incorrect facts to chastise Flynn
  • Was General Flynn forced to lie in court by our government?
  • Sargon of Akkad used the language of racism to mock racism
  • Anti-Trump glee over President Trump wall vs. fence talk
  • Israel’s “wall” is actually mostly a fence, did you know that?
  • 10.6 Billion for Mexico and South American aid…and no Wence?
  • What if President Trump resigns rather than being pecked endlessly?
    • The Dems are willing to take out an elected President
    • Dangerous precedent, Presidential nullification
  • Endless investigations for the purpose of Presidential nullification
  • Anti-Trump media CREATED the problem they complain about
    • Press business model is assassinating the President slowly
  • The press regularly ruins and assassinates famous people for profit
  • Is Google putting me in danger of death?
    • Top results of image search, Photoshopped into Nazi uniform
    • What Google is doing is hate speech, isn’t it?
    • Please retweet #RacistGoogle to help me get image removed

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Punalicious

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A -flat miner.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

His parents thought he was a budding genius, but he turned out to be a blooming idiot.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

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6 Normal People Who Turned Into Superheroes Out Of Nowhere

By Alex Hanton,Peter I. Santiago  Published: December 18th, 2018 


Cracked: All Posts

Episode 341 Scott Adams: CNN is Creating News out of Nothing

Topics: 

  • Election meme from Russia sought to increase Trump votes…
    • …by helping Trump voters masturbate less (yes, true)
  • CNN article says Russian election influence confirmed because…
    • …less black people voted than when Obama ran
  • Robert De Niro’s thoughts on President Trump…who cares?
  • CNN uses quantity in lieu of quality
    • Laundry lists of weak reasons don’t equal a good reason
  • Patreon dropped Sargon of Akkad for something he said
    • Big names are dropping Patreon in protest
  • Russian government is opposed to rap music, they aren’t wrong
    • Rap music is harmful to the mental health of some people
    • Music programs kids, influences their behavior
    • Rap promotes drug culture, anti-establishment attitudes
  • General Flynn had no obvious reason to intentionally lie
    • The odds of no pardon is zero
    • Flynn appears to be a casualty of a witch hunt
  • Amy Siskind makes it clear, NO white males for Democrat party

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Customary Charges

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:

“As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say ‘$ 75.’

“If his eyes don’t flutter, say, ‘For the frames. The lenses will be $ 50.’

“If his eyes still don’t flutter, you add …’Each.'”

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Episode 340 Scott Adams: Our Useless Congress, Climate Hoax, Flynn Pardon, Wall Funding

Topics: 

  • The wall isn’t a political decision…it’s an engineering decision
    • Only engineers can determine an effective solution
    • Congress can’t act, cause both sides need to win
  • Will President Trump pardon General Flynn?
    • The only serious crime committed…was by our government
    • Morally, legally, politically, a pardon seems 100% certain
  • Why can’t we have a “poor person’s insurance plan”?
  • Climate alarmists vs. Climate Skeptics
    • Both are equally persuasive
    • How can non-scientists know who is correct?
    • We need both sides in the same room to work it out
    • A famous stock scam is eerily similar to climate science
    • EVERYBODY believes in climate change
  • Recent poll said 75% in favor of immigration
    • Isn’t it 100% favor, and just a question of rate and process?
  • The way that everyone is going after Trump is changing politics
    • Proposed new law for non-disclosure agreements (NDA)
    • Legal in all cases to pay someone to be quiet for a LEGAL act
    • Cohen issue could be taken off the table by congress
    • Fix this for President Trump and every future President
  • China is an extremely successful country, why?
    • Are more human rights always better?
  • People who are NOT climate skeptics…
    • …have NOT been exposed to the better skeptics side
    • Looking at BOTH sides, the skeptics side is more persuasive
    • The skeptics might be wrong, but they’re more persuasive
    • What happens to models that don’t support climate change?

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50+

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds find eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “I remember these”.

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Episode 339 Scott Adams: Fixing Immigration, CO2, Beto, Loserthink and Hyperbole

Topics: 

  • Jordan Peterson interviews Bjorn Lomborg about climate change
  • We all think…that we know how to think.  A lot of us are wrong.
  • Bricks (or jet fuel) constructed from CO2
    • Review of dumbest comments I received on this topic
  • Cognitive dissonance from recent tweet about the news is fake
    • Both sides are lying all the time
    • Sometimes…the truth is the worst option to select
  • Is the President’s lying, bad for the country?
    • Aren’t results the determining factor?
  • You are NOT…your good thoughts
    • What you DO, is who you are
  • Beto is being seriously considered as the Dem 2020 candidate
  • Joel Pollack article about President and Congress finding middle ground
    • Both sides agree on need, only the descriptor is an issue
    • Call it a “Wence”, a combination of Wall and Fence
  • Idea: Job finding app for people from other countries to come here
    • Jobs aren’t listed or available till Americans have had 1st shot
    • Sponsorship of the potential immigrant that assumes responsibility

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