When Life Begins

A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life begins.

“Those of my faith,” said the minister, “believe that life starts when the heart begins to beat.”

“We take a bit of a different view,” said the priest, “in that we believe life starts at the moment of conception.”

“Well,” said the rabbi, “it is our belief that life starts when the kids move out and the dog dies.”

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Episode 571 Scott Adams: Hacking the Algorithm and Other Stuff

Content: 

  • Joe Biden and Don Lemon both STILL spreading “FPH”
  • My “FPH” test video…YouTube algorithm quickly demonetized it 
    • Reverse engineering YouTube’s algorithm
  • Schumer and Cotton jointly working on China Fentanyl solution
  • China MIGHT be holding off on Fentanyl control as bargaining chip
    • Apple looking around for non-China solutions
  • Voting machines…who builds them for small countries?
    • Voting technology essentially controls those countries
  • Russian nuclear power plant on a ship
  • President Trump’s campaign announcement and rally in Orlando
    • MAGA or KAG…brilliant strategy
  • Prediction: In President Trump’s 4th year of his second term…

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Position

Overheard on the marine radio, a distress call to the Coast Guard from someone whose sailboat was taking on water:

Coast Guard: “What is your position?”

Distressed caller: “Vice president, State Street Bank!”

– from A. Keenan (via Reader’s Digest)

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Episode 570 Scott Adams: YouTube Demonetization, Russia Hacking, Iran, Harvard, DNA, Deportations

Content: 

  • “Fine People” HOAX…it was a HOAX, a HOAX!!!
  • Harvard protected themselves at Kyle Kashuv’s expense
  • People who move communications from private to public venues
  • New, better photos of Iranian guys removing unexploded mine
  • Jon Stewart event…FAKE NEWS per Mitch
  • Your EGO is your biggest enemy
  • The Rock’s advise…”be your authentic self”…is really BAD advise
  • NYT says we’re escalating our cyber attacks on Russia
    • President Trump says that report is “treasonous”
  • America has abdicated leadership of energy development to China

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6 Foreign Celebrity Problems That Are Unthinkable In The US

By Alex Hanton,E. Reid Ross,Christian Markle,Tee Ngin Rui,Radha Shaw  Published: June 18th, 2019 


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Backpacking

After eight days of backpacking with my wife Linda, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder
length hair sticking out at odd angles.

“Terry,” she said, “does my hair make me look like a water buffalo?”

I thought for a moment, then said, “If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?”

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Episode 569 Scott Adams: Why This Video Will Be Demonetized On YouTube

Content: 

  • The “Fine People” HOAX

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What Rank?

While visiting my son on his Army base, I chatted with a colleague of his.

“What rank are you?” I asked.

“I’m relieved to say that I’ve just been promoted from captain to major.”

“Relieved? Why?”

“Because,” he replied, “my last name is Hook.”

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Episode 567 Scott Adams: Limpet Mines, Flag Burning, Brainwashing, UFOs, Reparation H

Content: 

  • Someone convinced Kevin Williamson that brainwashing isn’t real
    • Our opinions are mostly “assigned” to us, Kevin’s also
    • TDS and politics are both examples of effective brainwashing
  • Guest: Tom Sauer, US Navy EOD Veteran and expert
    • Tom’s thoughts on the Iranian tanker and the Limpet mines
  • Dr. Saphier and the HRA story…better WH communications needed
  • Joe Biden…A ”steady leader” for America
  • Does President Trump believe in UFOs?
  • Reparation H” Kamala’s funny nickname
    • Kamala believes in the “Fine People” HOAX and reparations
  • Candace and President Trump’s American flag burning position
  • OJ Simpson wishing people “Happy Father’s Day”…is SO WRONG

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Episode 566 Scott Adams: Who Will Win Democrat Debates, Odds of War With Iran, Foreign Influence

Content: 

  • President Trump is schooling America on how to be smart
    • Russian citizen offers you information, what’s your objective?
  • Iran should “trust their God” and allow their people internet access
  • MAJOR healthcare news…and it wasn’t reported by ANY network
  • Mexico can’t admit the cartels control their northern border area
    • Mexico can’t do anything about the cartels
  • Comparing social media traffic across platforms…topic related censoring?
  • Democrat debates:
    • Who is capable of breaking out as a star?
    • Who will see their poll numbers drop after the debates
  • “Poortown” concept for cheap water, cheap energy, improved homes
    • New standards to improve quality of life

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Late For Work

(Typos in the original post have been corrected. John promises never to edit funnies on his phone without reading classes or the editor’s review
again… 😉

Bert had a problem with oversleeping and was always late for work. His boss threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Bert went to
his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Bert slept incredibly well; in fact, he woke up before the alarm went off. He had a leisurely breakfast and a pleasant ride to work.

“Boss,” he said,”that pill my doctor prescribed actually worked!”

“That’s great,” said the boss, “but where were you yesterday?”

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Episode 565 Scott Adams: Limpet Mines, Hatch Act, TDS Recovery

Content: 

  • Recovered liberal TDS victim, Joshua Lisec, describes his journey
  • Kellyanne Conway, Hatch Act applies or BS? NO freedom of speech?
  • Iranian tanker problems and trusting Secretary of State statements
  • Does President Trump agree? 
  • President Trump and the question of Info from a foreign source
  • Prediction: We did NOT know Russia hacked the DNC
  • Will be public info by end of President Trump’s Presidency 
  • Sarah Sanders and her replacement

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Hindsight Is 20-20

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his
glasses.

“You know, honey,” I said sweetly, “without your glasses, you look like the same handsome young man I married.”

“Honey,” he replied with a grin, “without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

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Episode 564 Scott Adams: Trump’s Philosophy on Accepting Info From Other Countries

Content: 

  • Fake News illegitimately slamming President Trump
  • Do we really know who attacked the Iranian tankers?
  • POTUS has authority over the FBI…can decide what’s relevant

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Two Conversations

Here are two versions of the same conversation.

Female version:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: Oh my, no! It’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I
think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was
actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how
short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

-=+=-

Male version:

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yep.

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Episode 562 Scott Adams: Sleepy Joe, North Korea Execution Sites, Robots Building Homes, Mexico

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Content: 

  • Heckler fact-checks Biden on pushing “fine people” HOAX
  • Is Biden’s inability to understand it was HOAX, a MEDICAL condition?
  • Bill Maher worries President Trump won’t leave office if he loses
  • China…will WIN, unless President Trump is reelected
  • Kamala will try to jail President Trump if she’s elected
    • Could ANY lawyer beat President Trump?
  • Andrew Yang keeps suggesting new ideas nobody has heard before
  • Home-Assembly robot works with blocks that snap together
  • North Korea news reported anonymously by others with an agenda
  • Kim Jung Un’s half-brother anonymously reported as a CIA asset
  • Central Park Five miniseries on Netflix
  • Bieber vs. Tom Cruz…who would win in the Octagon?

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Cold Cream

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

“Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?” he asked.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” he asked. “Are you giving up?”

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Episode 561 Scott Adams: Sleepy Joe Health Rumors, Alyssa Milano’s Influence on Biden, Nuclear Embarrassment

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Content: 

  • NO nuclear in Bloomberg’s climate change solution proposal?
  • Speculation and concerns about Joe Biden’s health
    • Visualize Joe Biden and President Trump on stage together
  • Matt Gaetz’s questioning of John Dean associating Nixon Watergate
  • WHAT does Russia want and pursue…that we don’t want them to have?
  • WHY the NYT is knocking the Mexico immigration agreement success
  • Bill Maher notes Hillary committed obstruction and “facts don’t matter”  
  • Andrew Yang’s blind spot about how white people think
  • Tips for being accepted by typical conservative white people
  • Alyssa Milano’s transition from actress to powerful, influential activist
  • How event witnesses can monetize their experience

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Interview

herb had spent all afternoon interviewing for a new job. He began filling out all the papers. The human resources manager then questioned him at
length about his training and past work experience. Herb then was given a tour of the plant and was introduced to people he would be working
with.

Finally, he was taken to the general manager’s office. The manager rose from his chair, shook his hand, and asked him to sit down.

“You seem to be very qualified,” he said, “and we would like you to come work for us. Will you offer a good insurance plan and other benefits. We will
pay you $ 600 a week starting today and then in three months, will raise it to $ 700 a week. When would you like to start?

“In three weeks,” Herb replied.

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5 Shocking Crimes Committed By Senior Citizens

By Pauli Poisuo,Israel SH,Julia Lange,Christian Markle,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: June 10th, 2019 


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Episode 560 Scott Adams: Mexico Deal, Housing Emergency, Crazy George Conway, Magic Mushrooms

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Content: 

  • Why does George Conway do what he does?
  • Jim Acosta’s book is called “Enemy of the People”
  • Oberlin college race HOAX…big award for victimized bakery
  • Analyst’s climate change PREDICTIONS blocked…NOT FACTS
  • Mexican tariffs story in the NYT and CNN, as they pay for the wall
  • Ben Carson says we have a fixable housing emergency 
    • What regulations can we change or remove…to fix that?
    • Bill Pulte has the answers, or can find them, enlist Bill to help?
  • 180 Business leaders say it’s bad for their business to restrict abortions
  • AOC has good aspirational stuff, LEARN from her technique
    • AOC want’s to limit lobbyists…and Ted Cruz agrees
    • AOC wants magic mushrooms medically studied
    • AOC says why not get rid of birth control restrictions?
    • AOC says she’s open to nuclear as part of a GND solution
  • FYI…AOC won a future Democrat leaders event…and then ran for office
  • Erik Finman, crypto-millionaire, notes WHEN Token is “underrated”

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Episode 559 Scott Adams: Google’s Brainwashing Technology Successes, Andrew Yang on Women

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Content: 

  • How exactly does Biden have “the best chance of winning”?
  • NYT article confirms…YouTube can brainwash people at will
  • Is Google intentionally brainwashing people? Is it legal?
  • “Intellectual dark web” illegitimately conflated with bad people
  • The “Straight Pride Parade” in Boston and their Grand Marshal Milo
  • Andrew Yang’s “defer to women” statement about abortion
    • Why an abortion law MUST be respected for its process
  • Anonymous sources told NYT…some fake news

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Episode 558 Scott Adams: Celebrating My Birthday With You While Talking About all the Good News

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Content: 

  • Tariffs work!!! Hey China…ready to make a deal?
  • President Trump’s personality and his second term as President
  • How and why AI will be MORE creative than humans
  • There are NO wars…in the Western Hemisphere
  • 10,000 steps per day for health…not so scientific apparently
  • News silo inefficiency creates income opportunities
  • Slippery slope of deplatforming influential conservatives
  • Social media company algorithms can produce political bias
  • A gun violence control system based on AI and algorithms

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Episode 557 Scott Adams: Demise of VOX and the Daily Beast, Nervous Nancy, Floppy Joe, Shadowbanning

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Content: 

  • My Apology: Joe Concha did NOT promote the “fine people” HOAX
    • Apologies to Joe Concha for the mistake
  • Carlos Maza is now the brand and face of VOX
  • Prediction: Vox and Daily Beast will be out of business in a year
  • Twitter should offer mass amnesty to those who have been banned
  • Shadowban.EU purportedly shows if a person has been stealth banned
  • My Twitter traffic has fallen off a cliff, @AJA_Cortes reports same  
  • Michael Wolff…the poor man’s Avenatti
  • Gifting When tokens to help demonetized conservatives?
  • Russian military testing US and a near collision occurred…FAKE NEWS?
  • GND architect, Rhiana Gunn-Wright says expect 150 million deaths!!!
  • Mexican military at their border with Guatemala, POTUS tariffs work?
  • Comparing “Nervous Nancy” and “Floppy Joe

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Housecleaning

An employee went to see his supervisor. “Boss,” he said, “we’re doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife asked me for some help
with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re shorthanded,” the boss replied. “I can’t give you the day off.”

“Thank you,” said the employee. “I knew I could count on you!”

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Episode 556 Scott Adams: The Coming #GoldenAge of Energy That Will Change Everything

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Content: 

  • Robert Downey Jr. embraces and funds nuclear energy development
  • Nancy Pelosi’s SMART strategy to handle her base
  • Joe Concha does NOT believe the “Fine People” HOAX
  • Japanese business women required to wear high heels at work
  • Steven Crowder and strategic decisions  
  • The coming NEW “Nuclear Age” and “Golden Age”
    • Whiteboard: Technology Life
  • HUGE energy cost reductions (from nuclear power) will change the world
    • It’s just engineering at this point in time

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Episode 555 Scott Adams MAGA Hats, How to Get RICH From News Bubbles, Digital Babies, Insult News

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Content: 

  • China treats the religion of Muslim Uighurs as an “Idea virus”
  • Joe Biden’s climate policy plagiarism 
  • A 2020 version of the 2016 MAGA hat that’s invulnerable
  • The perpetual diamond illusion…watch “reality” change
  • Netflix “central park 5” mini-series, will it be anti-Trump?
  • HBO’s Chernobyl…so nuclear power won’t be developed?
  • CNN fact-free opinion articles: where are the reasons and evidence?
  • What is the biological basis for reproduction?
  • Does television have a future, and for how much longer?
  • Fatherless children are finding father figures online, is that good?
  • Compensating for social media bias…and getting RICH off it
  • CVS “Health Hubs” are a cost-lowering concept

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Blonde’s Dogs

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs.

She asked, “What are their names?”

The blonde replied, “That one is Rolex, and that one is Timex.”

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“Helllooo?” said the blonde. “They’re watch dogs…”

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Episode 554 Scott Adams: Biden’s Climate Plan, Plan to Reduce Gun Violence, 2020 Election

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Content: 

  • Joe Concha said WHAT?
  • A gun control suggestion for handling people with mental health 
  • Update: the 3 legged stool of TDS
  • Mueller witness George Nader…has been arrested
  • 59% responded to candidate poll question by asking…Pete who?
  • Kamala and the mic-taking protester
  • Only 15% of Dems want focus on Presidential behavior
  • Joe Biden is VERY pro-nuclear, he has the best climate change plan
  • Dem candidates BOOed for saying socialism can’t possibly work
  • CNN’s take on Axios interview of Jared Kushner about “birtherism”
  • Update: Anthony Scaramucci unfollowing…then following me again

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5 Incredible Movie Facts (That Are Actually Total BS)

By Mike Bedard,Abraham Mireles,Zanandi Botes,S. Aslam,RG Jordan  Published: June 03rd, 2019 


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Episode 553 Scott Adams: Why President Trump Will Win 2020 in HUGE Landslide

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Content: 

  • Odd thing happened, is it evidence of shadowbanning?
    • Anthony Scaramucci is following me on Periscope…again
  • Woman running for President…is an candidate ADVANTAGE
  • African-American running for President…is a candidate ADVANTAGE
  • Philippine President Duterte says he “used to be a little bit gay”
  • Fake news filter success: Too On the Nose, NK negotiator still alive
  • Tim Pool setting up a fact checking rating system for journalists  
  • President Trump complains about CNN being only US news in UK
    • CNN is hurting the US and our foreign policy…INTENTIONALLY?
  • AOC retweets a Medicare-For-All chat by Rep. Pramila Jayapal
  • Amazon home kit for $ 20K
    • Prediction: In next 20 years, kit homes will be very big deal
  • My car…understands me, loves me…is merging with me
  • Predictions and Thoughts: The world 80 years from now
  • Prediction: 80 years from now, everything will be better than today

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Episode 552 Scott Adams: The Trump Impeachment HOAX, Bitcoin

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Content: 

  • The HOAX portion of impeachment talk
  • Viewers noting they somehow unknowingly, unfollowed me
  • Guideline for blocking trolls
  • President Trump mentions the border cartels
  • Mexico does NOT control their borders…Criminal cartels do
    • President Trump is half-way to that truth
  • Will US military invade Mexico to take out the cartels? Why not?
  • Are YouTube view counts intentionally manipulated for some reason?
    • If so, what’s the impact and advantage of the manipulation?
  • Bitcoin goes UP when the stock market appears to be in trouble
    • Is it a self-reenforcing phenomena?
  •  Andrew Yang tweets that up to 1/2 political preferences are GENETIC
  • Facts do NOT change opinions, we do NOT live in a rational world

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Episode 551 Scott Adams: Creating a Dilbert Comic While You Watch

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Content: 

  • Scott creates a Sunday Dilbert comic while sharing tips about his process.
  • Discussion includes Scott’s hardware, software and creative techniques

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The Beach

Our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach.

When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed.

I grabbed my cooler and was on my way out when I paused and asked, “Can we drink beer on the beach?”

“Sure,” she said, “but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first.”

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Miniature Golf

I was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids.

“Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully.

“I am,” said one. “No, I am,” said another.

“No,” the father said. “Their mother is!”

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Episode 549 Scott Adams: Bipartisanship, Charisma, Hallucinations and Brainwashing


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Content: 

  • Will Mexico impose immigration controls because of new tariffs?  
  • What happened to Chairman Kim’s former negotiating team?
    • Is it GOOD for future negotiations with President Trump?
  • Bubonic plague is staged to explode in Los Angeles
  • AG Barr doesn’t consider what happened as treason in a legal sense
  • GOOD brainwashing versus BAD brainwashing
  • A guy named “Steve” keeps getting in trouble for talk about “cultures”
    • Don Lemon & Kamau Bell’s interesting discussion on racism
  • AOC and Ted Cruz tweet agreement on a political topic
    • AOC crosses the aisle, has super charisma and raw talent
  • High school sport activities and emotional impact on the kids
  • CNN spinning their explanation of why they were wrong for years

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Episode 548 Scott Adams: Mueller, Impeachment, Trump, and my Amazing Prediction

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Content: 

  • USS McCain did NOT cover its name when the President visited
  • Rep. Steve keeps saying some cultures are better than others
  • WHY did Mueller use language that enflamed anti-Trump bias?
  • How WEAK were the “10 incidents” in the Mueller report?
  • Mueller report says it “APPEARS” Russia interfered with election?
  • Both parties agree…impeachment process re-elects Trump
    • So why are Dems all calling for impeachment?
  • Joe Biden, the sacrificial candidate
  • UK’s May stepping down, was she aware of coup against Trump?

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Captain’s Black Box

There was a captain of a ship who carried around a mysterious black box. Despite repeated questions from his crew, he refused to tell anyone what was
inside the box. Years went by, and the mystery of the box grew and grew. It was all the crew could talk about. What was in that mysterious black
box?

One day a big storm quickly approached. The wind howled, and the ship was tossed on huge waves. Suddenly, a wave washed across the deck and swept the
captain overboard. He disappeared from view and was never seen again.

As soon as the storm passed, a sailor went to the captain’s cabin and retrieved the box. The entire crew circled around as he opened it and removed
the only contents, a small piece of paper.

On the paper was written, “Starboard is right, port is left.”

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Episode 547 Scott Adams: How to Win on Social Media for 2020

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Content: 

Start your day feeling good…your whole day just seems to go great

Middle East is better situated for peace possibilities then ever before

President Trump and Chairman Kim having fun at Joe Biden’s expense

The Netflix of online education, a free market system for classes

Online education CAN become good enough to replace regular classes

Anti-Abortion states and the financial impact

Candace Owens is making something obvious to African-Americans

What to do about social media determining who wins in 2020

WaPo has conflated crime and black people…that’s just wrong

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6 Ideas That Were So Ahead Of Their Time Everybody Went Nuts

By E. Reid Ross,Andrea Meno,Sarah Philip,RG Jordan  Published: May 28th, 2019 


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Bible Reading

A young missionary on his first term in Africa is out away from camp having devotions in a quiet clearing, as was his custom. This one particular day,
while reading his Bible, a lion comes and lies down right beside him, so close that the hot warm smell of his breath is wafting over him. He is, as
you would suppose, exceedingly uneasy. He closes his eyes, praying … but when he opens them, he sees another lion approach from the brush, which
proceeds to lie down on the other side of him.

Convinced as he is that this is a test of his faith, he determines to return to his Bible reading. As soon as he does so, the two lions pounce upon
him and devour him.

Moral of the story: Don’t read between the lions.

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Episode 546 Scott Adams: BREAKING! President Trump Clarifies His Remarks About Sleepy Joe Biden Being a Low IQ Idiot

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Content: 

  • President Trump clarifies previous remarks about Sleepy Joe Biden Being a Low IQ Idiot.

 

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Episode 544 Scott Adams: Books That Will Make you Happier and More Successful (Grad Gifts?)

Content:
Graduation gift book recommendations, for happiness and success


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London Bus

Heard on a London Bus:

“When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.

If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.”

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Episode 542 Scott Adams: Find Out Why Trump Has NO Chance of Reelection (Unless Something Changes)

Topics: 

  • Anti-Trumpers convincing themselves he WANTS to be impeached
    • Not likely he wants impeachment on his Presidential record
  • CNN home page, news…or mind reading?
    • Using the wrong words to describe things…to CREATE news
  • President Trump’s “Bidan” tweet about Joe being called “low IQ”
    • Chairman Kim, a friend, mocking President Trump’s rival
  • Breitbart article, my Episode 540 video about Trump’s 2020 chances
    • The caveat is…IF nothing changes, President Trump can’t win
    • Social media has a stranglehold and time to perfect persuasion
  • BBC video immersing viewer in WWI trench warfare
    • “They Shall Not Grow Old”
    • Voiceovers of the actual words from WWI military volunteers
  • Pre-Suasion, by Cialdini tells us what will happen in the 2020 election
    • Social media controls the order in which you see things
    • The persuasion influence is subtle and VERY powerful
  • Pelosi slurring videos, we don’t know all the facts
    • Some videos NOT doctored, some WERE doctored
    • NO video, from ANY source…can be trusted, in today’s world
  • Nancy Pelosi is “not the same”, per President Trump
    • Persuasive, gives people a concept…lets them fill in the blanks
  • Deep Fakes now so good, they did it with a painting
    • A single screenshot of a person can be used for Deep Fakes
  • Facebook labeled the doctored, Pelosi slurring video as fake…left it up
    • Anderson Cooper wants it taken down, cause it’s persuasive
  • Facebook has created a standard
    • 1. De-Emphasize content they decide is doctored
    • 2. Label the content as doctored
    • If key context is left out of a video, isn’t that “doctored”?
  • Proposal: A “national pardon” for all platforms, for all banned
    • Ban someone forever…for something they did in their 20s?
    • Second chances are important, people need a chance to improve
    • Judge people by their responses to their mistakes
    • Mistakes are NOT intentional
      • How a person RESPONDS to their mistakes…IS intentional
      • Their response is what reveals the person
  • Buzzfeed out of context hit piece on Tony Robbins
    • Buzzfeed should be shut down for that article alone
  • FALSE: Pictures don’t lie, video doesn’t lie
    • TRUTH: All pictures lie, all video lies
    • TRUTH: Things taken out of context…are lies

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Episode 541 Scott Adams: The Age of Enlightenment, End of the Republic

Topics: 

  • “End of the world” fears about President…versus major successes
  • A consistent President Trump theme…he knows what matters
  • “Age of Enlightenment” phrase used by President Trump
    • As predicted, he is changing how we view reality
    • President Trump is teaching us what’s important
  • Military arms sales to Saudi Arabia and support for their leadership
  • Blight area usage, homestead style with 2 lots per owner
    • Kit style homes, like Sears Craftsman homes of the past
  • Twitter poll, ever notice you were no longer following my account
    • Consistently, about 20% have experienced the phenomena
  • Social media has neutralized our democratic republic
    • Ability to influence people without them realizing it
    • Headline construction, clickbait links, influence triggers
  • 2020 election results will be determined by social media
    • Smartest people in the world run social media
    • They have the means, intelligence, time, resources
    • Can message ratios be influenced without people noticing?
  • Limiting messages that reach the top Twitter influencers?
    • Subtly tweak how often they see those messages?
    • Huge upside gain…almost zero risk, mischief results
    • Our democratic process is GONE, not planned, but it happened
  • Assange situation might be “laundering” him through legal system
    • Did the government make a secret deal with Assange?
    • He might run through system and be found innocent 
  • YouTube demonetization of some of my videos
    • The issue isn’t money, although it matters
    • Demonetization affects visibility/content of a video
  • The news business intentionally tweaks our “Fight or Flight” instincts
    • Crazy people might be getting triggered MORE than in the past
  • Naomi Wolf’s book on the prosecution of homosexuals in the UK
    • BBC informs her live…she misunderstood her two main points
    • To her credit, she acknowledged their points should be looked into
    • Judging people by their mistakes, you hate everyone…including yourself
      • We ALL make mistakes, sometimes bad ones
    • Judge people by how they respond to their mistakes
  • Is Adam Schiff an emotionally scarred victim of childhood bullies?
    • Are victims of bullies more likely to be anti-Trump?

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Proper Order

While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son.

Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the
dog.”

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Episode 540 Scott Adams: Slaughtermeter Reset to Zero Due to Social Media Manipulation, Pelosi

Topics: 

  • Slaughtermeter downgraded from 140% to 0%
    • Currently, no chance President Trump will win re-election
    • Currently…social media thumb on the scale, will prevent it
  • Zero visibility into algorithms, no explanations, no independent appeal
  • “Doctored” videos of Pelosi slurs removed as misleading
    • Enemy press then labels ALL Pelosi slur videos “doctored”
    • Why not show undoctored and doctored vids for comparison?
  • 2 topics are undiscussible…I can’t even say the words
    • Some people undiscussible…I can’t even mention their names
    • Doing so, risks suspension, banning, demonetizing, censorship
  • Am I being Shadowbanned on Twitter?
    • I can’t tell, I can’t know, there’s no way to know
  • Social Media was caught off-guard by candidate Trump in 2016
    • His “Island of Misfit Toys” supporters are VERY effective
  • Social Media will NOT be caught off-guard in 2020
    • 4 years to prepare and hide behavior
  • Social Media CAN determine election results if they wish to do so
  • Brad Parscale’s new “Promises Kept” website
    • https://www.promiseskept.com
    • Select a topic and search for President’s accomplishments
    • Excellent facts and data resource for political debate
  • My viral tweet yesterday, “3 Things to Know
    • Professional trolls were activated, attacked me
  • Democrats baffled that President Trump doesn’t want his tax info public
    • Will his taxes be willfully misinterpreted for political gain?
    • Are there illegalities…that the IRS failed to notice?
    • The public won’t know what’s BS and what’s true from the news
    • Pundit after pundit will push a narrative on his taxes
  • Assange story is interesting
    • People WITHOUT facts or understanding, have very strong opinions
    • Why can’t Assange do what NYT does every single day?
    • He released names of people may have caused their death
      • Can that be established as a legal standard?
    • The press publishes things that endanger people, every day
  • AOC receiving pushback…weather is NOT climate change
  • AOC and President Trump in the same room discussing climate change
    • Imagine what would happen
    • They BOTH agree…pursue nuclear, ALL possible solutions
    • Smart play even if climate change isn’t a concern
    • Develop, test, see what works best and deploy it
  • The “Bully Factor” and President Trump
    • Why do some Democrats fear President Trump so much?
    • Were they deeply impacted by bullies in their lives?
    • Do they see him as the tormentors from their own lives?
  • Schumer and Pelosi aren’t really bothered by President Trump
    • They’re professional politicians just doing politics
    • Others in Congress…show irrational emotional hatred

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Refrigerator Girl

A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy
picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

“What’s this about, Mom?” she asks.

“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat,” the mother answers.

“Is it working?” her daughter asks.

“Yes and no,” her mom replies. “I’ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20.”

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Episode 539 Scott Adams: Biden, Infrastructure Theater, Word-Thinking, Shadowbanning

Topics: 

  • Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels…back in the news again
  • Political season is upon us, and some odd traffic coincidences 
    • We’re left to guess why traffic patterns suddenly altered
    • The fact we can’t tell why…portends regulation
  • Lack of social media algorithm transparency…
    • …IS the end of our Republic
    • Not necessarily a coordinated conspiracy, but same result
  • Joe Biden has no legislative accomplishments
    • A career in politics, and NO accomplishments to show? 
  • VP candidate traditionally boring, watered-down version of POTUS
    • Biden was more boring than President Obama
    • Now Biden has to select his own VP, that’s even more boring
  • CNN and MSNBC producing stories out of colorful words
    • CNN reports Pelosi says she’s getting under POTUS skin
  • Social media wasn’t able to obtain their desired result in 2016
    • By 2020, expect them to be more effective, less noticeable
  • Social media culling the herd, by banning the worst of the right
    • What will happen if they don’t also ban worst of the left?
  • Gov involved BEFORE the money is made, that’s the socialism flaw
    • Gov ownership, control of major income producer companies
  • Shepard Smith’s extraordinarily capable reporting the other day
    • He riffed for an hour without a script, visually excellent
  • AOC and the conservative Freedom Caucus…AGREE on something 
    • Facial recognition everywhere, all the time, no privacy, BAD
    • Well…it’s going happen anyway, it isn’t avoidable
  • Terrorism will result in facial recognition everywhere, all the time
    • Outrage, protests…and then facial recognition will win
    • 10 years from now, facial recognition will be EVERYWHERE

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Wife For A Season Ticket

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a
classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”

“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not,” he said.

“How sweet,” Sarah said. “Tell me why not.”

“Season’s almost half over,” he said.

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Episode 538 Scott Adams: President Trump Walking out of Chuck/Nancy Infrastructure Meeting

Topic: 

  • This is what makes President Trump special…
  • OLD FRAME: President is under investigation, a witch-hunt VICTIM
  • NEW FRAME: Dems continuing to pursue is INCOMPETANCE
  • Brilliant reframing
  • Chuck and Nancy caught totally off guard
    • They had no time to prepare a counter-offensive

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Weed Whacker Accident

A woman was working in her yard with the weed whacker, when she accidentally cut off the tail of her cat.

She ran screaming into the house, and told her husband, wondering what to do.

He replied calmly, “Get the cat, and the tail, and we’ll take them to Wal-Mart.”

She was incredulous. “How could that possibly help?” she asked.

“Well,” he replied, “they’re the world’s largest retailer.”

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Episode 536 Scott Adams: Nuclear Persuasion



Topic: 

  • Whiteboard discussion: SAFE nuclear power persuasion

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5 Baffling Ways Hollywood Sucks At Depicting Normal Life

By Spencer Thew,Michael Battaglino,Tee Ngin Rui,RG Jordan  Published: May 20th, 2019 


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Quarters, Thieves And Math Professor’s Marriage

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?

Nurse: No change yet.

The old adage that “It takes a thief to catch a thief” may indeed be true.

But these days there’s a third thief involved pleading the case — the lawyer!

“That math professor’s marriage is falling apart.”

“No wonder! He’s into scientific computing – and she’s incalculable!”

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Episode 534 Scott Adams: Predicting, Deutsche Bank, Brennan, China, Iran

Topics: 

  • Representative Amash…we have a Representative Amash? 
  • Biden…the less media coverage he gets, the more we’ll like him?
  • President Trump tweet warns Iran to never threaten us again
    • Public warning, and US public seems to support if needed
    • Does Iran want to give the US…an excuse to act?
    • Does Iran want the US to say “all options are open”?
  • AOC on climate change solutions…”especially the new technologies”
    • AOC is open to nuclear…especially the new technologies?
    • AOC is acknowledging risk/reward balance favors nuclear?
  • Social media sent a message to government…it was received
    • Simultaneous, well deserved “pat on the back”
  • Comey’s email to staff…Brennan INSISTS dossier be included?
    • Wouldn’t Brennan have known intel was from Russian Intel? 
    • Wouldn’t Brennan have known it would affect our election?
  • Comey and Brennan paper trail…THEY colluded with Russia?
    • Is the evidence overstated, where’s the counter-narrative?
    • Cognitive blindness prevents the left from seeing the obvious?
    • Exculpatory unknown evidence is possible…but WOW
  • Deutsche Bank specialists look for suspicious transactions
    • When spotted, management decides if it’s an issue or not
    • CNN isn’t reporting how often flags are evaluated as okay
    • “How often” is the missing KEY context
    • 99% of flagged transactions get approved, it’s normal
  • Atlantic story, researchers find topic experts are NOT best predictors
    • Best predictors have…a good “talent stack”
    • Broad experience predicts better than siloed expertise
  • Only a few congress people have read the Mueller report, why?
    • Because facts don’t matter?
    • Did you expect the facts to change anyone’s opinion?
    • If so…your filter on reality should be examined
  • Social media higher level platform to aggregate and filter platforms?
    • Create platform competition where none exists now?
    • Auto-posting to multiple platforms to counter de-platforming? 
    • Users could suspend social media platforms as penalty
    • All content auto-posted on alternate platforms gives users power
  • Slippery slopes don’t happen because a counter-force always appears
    • Candace Owens suspension…and reversal of her suspension
  • SPLC pushed the “Fine People” HOAX in a tweet yesterday
    • Racially damaging and divisive, needed to be reported
    • Do they really not know it was a HOAX?

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Episode 533 Scott Adams: Buttigieg, Fake News, How to Frame Immigration, Abortion, Climate

Topics: 

  • Border psychology: Telling people we’ll be sending them back soon
    • A simple tweet that reduces those swarming our border
    • President Trump uses psychology to protect our homeland
  • President Trump has a highly criticized style, BUT…
    • Future Presidents will be compared to his energy, results 
  • President Trump does counter-narrative things ALL the time
    • Enemy press and Dems push “racist” narratives about him
    • President’s actions and priorities counter their narratives
  • The essential claim for needing immigration reform
    • If your incentives aren’t correct, immigration is a disaster
  • GOOD FRAMING: Heartbeat bills, a beating heart equals life
  • GOOD FRAMING: immigration policies like those in…Canada, Japan
    • Merit based policies like our friends in Canada and Japan
    • People in other countries decide America’s immigration policies 
      • People just decide to come here…and then come here
      • America has no say in whether or not they come here
  • GOOD FRAMING: 
    • Is nuclear power MORE dangerous than risk of climate change?
  • Have I been targeted in a really destructive way on social media?
    • My troll traffic suddenly jumped up
    • My LinkedIn related traffic went almost to zero overnight
    • My YouTube traffic took a step down, don’t know why
    • My Periscope traffic down about the same time also
  • Was I targeted, or is it an explainable coincidence?
    • If there’s no way to know, if you were targeted or not…
    • …does that justify government intervention for social media?

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Episode 532 Scott Adams: Heartbeat Bills, Trump’s Income, China Trade, Immigration

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s 2018 income released
    • Fake News CNN…reports it in a misleading way
    • His 2018 income is less, but close to what he made last year
  • Alabama abortion law
    • The View says the law was made entirely by men
    • The law is being delegitimized by The View
    • Credible matters, the law needs to seen as credible
  • Joel Pollack’s Breitbart article on China trade negotiations
    • President Trump is educating the country on trade issues
    • 100% of Democrats thought a trade war would crumble US
    • 50% of the Republicans thought a trade war would crumble US
    • Now we know we can go forever with tariffs if necessary
  • President Trump wasn’t just right…he was OMG right about China trade
    • Chuck Schumer is on President Trump’s side on this
  • Immigration reform with a merit based system…LIKE CANADA
    • Canada…our proposed reforms will be similar to CANADA’S
  • What percentage of border experts support walls where appropriate?
  • Words used, the feelings they evoke, and their influence
  • “Deep Staters” turning on each other, accusations back and forth
  • SAT “Adversity Score”: How abused you were in life
    • Same concept of judging people…as merit based immigration
  • Chinese social desirability scores are coming to the US
    • Current world: We can cheat the world a little bit
    • Future world: Social desirability score dictates, limits options
  • What people click on…is what business models are driven to post
    • Our news options are limited to whatever gets clicks
    • Your opinions are determined by what gets the most clicks
  • Cognitive blindness and climate change
    • Nuclear energy development is the answer to climate change
    • There’s NEVER been a Gen III nuclear event, Gen IV even safer

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Malapropisms from r/boneappletea #2

Just because you can say a word doesn’t mean you can spell it (or even get close). The following is some of the malapropisms found on
reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/. Of course, we only picked some of the clean ones, so visit the site at your own risk.

I realized it was a “double aunt Andre”… – double entendre

You “minus well” do it – might as well

Asbestos has great “fire rodent” properties – fire retardant

I would like to “perches” that – purchase

He threw his “boom a range” – boomerang

My nephew has two great “pier knees” dogs – Pyrenees

some guy from “ballet parking” stole something from my car – valet parking

I’ll give you an “in death review” – in-depth review

She is about to hit “meta pause” – menopause

Oh the “ironing” – irony

If the “zombie eclipse” was happening… – zombie apocalypse

Me and “ellen the generous” when I go on her show… – Ellen DeGeneres

Nothing but “milk toast” opinions – milquetoast

I have reached “end lighting ment” – enlightenment

That is very “app lickable” to the situation – applicable

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Episode 531 Scott Adams: AOC’s Abortion Tweet, Immigration Framing, Trump Financials

Topics: 

  • Annual Presidential Financial Disclosure coming soon:
    • CNN notes his finances might be good, because he’s a criminal
    • CNN notes his finances might be bad, because he’s a loser
  • New books being published about President Trump
    • They’ve run out of all the “good” complaints about Trump
    • Authors are resorting to allegedly non-fiction books
    • Lots of anonymous sources…or fiction
  • FOX FAKE NEWS story: AOC thinks Alabama women get punished
    • AOC Alabama abortion law tweet is being misinterpreted
    • She knows law applies to the provider…not the woman
  • Iran unspecified danger, major military assets being moved to area
    • Why are we preparing for war? Shouldn’t we know?
  • Semi-Effective Immigration Framing…
    • Immigration is bringing in crime
    • Increasing crime only influences conservatives
  • Powerful Immigration Framing…
    • People in other countries are determining our immigration policies
    • Cartels are controlling our immigration, NOT Congress
    • People in other countries, deciding to come here…
      • …that’s our current immigration policy
    • Congress isn’t deciding who, when and how many, the cartels are deciding
  • Media Matters goes after Dave Rubin for Mike Cernovich interview
    • Judging people by opinions they no longer hold
    • Is that the world Media Matters really wants to live in?
  • President Trump looks 20 years younger than his competition
    • …Per Joe Scarborough
  • Do we age in the ways we IMAGINE we should age?
    • Do we IMAGINE ourselves into some of our aging issues?
    • Are their ways for average people to have the vitality of Mick Jagger at 75 after heart surgery?

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France is bacon

When I was young my father said to me: “Knowledge is power, Francis Bacon.” I understood it as “Knowledge is power, France is bacon.” For more than a
decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two.

If I said the quote to someone, “Knowledge is power, France is Bacon,” they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, “Knowledge is power” and I’d
finish the quote “France is Bacon” and they wouldn’t look at me like I’d said something very odd, but thoughtfully agree.

I did ask a teacher what “Knowledge is power, France is bacon” meant and got a full 10-minute explanation of the “knowledge is power” bit but nothing
on “France is bacon.” When I prompted further explanation by saying “France is bacon?” in a questioning tone I just got a “yes.” At 12 I didn’t have
the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I’d never understand. It wasn’t until years later I saw it written down that the
penny dropped.

Answer by Lard Baron to a question on Reddit in 2011: “What word or phrase did you totally misunderstand as a child?”

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Episode 530 Scott Adams: Beto, Biden, Cuban, Healthcare, Comey, Brennan, The Border

Topics: 

  • Beto’s cringeworthy, white privilege apologies on The View
  • Mark Cuban doesn’t think ANY Democrat candidate has a chance
  • The Democrat candidates would look a LOT more appealing IF…
    • …we weren’t comparing all of them to President Trump
  • Border news, almost none anymore, why?
    • Did coverage stop because President was correct all along?
    • Does border news now support the President? Confirm him?
  • Political left has GOALS
    • The problem is…how do you achieve those goals?
    • The left’s failure is a lack of practical SYSTEMS to achieve goals
  • Political right uses SYSTEMS to achieve GOALS
    • SYSTEMS of the right are processes to achieve desired goals
  • Brennan says him and Clapper didn’t want to use Steele Dossier
    • Brennan says Comey pushed to use it for FISA
  • 14 year old ran a poll on whether she should kill herself
    • 69% said yes
  • “Heartbeat Bill” is brilliant, really strong persuasion
    • Framing of heartbeat as a standard for life
  • Iranian leader Khamenei says there’s NOT going to be a war
    • Unusual for adversarial countries to flat out say…no war
    • Who’s attacking Saudi resources if not Iran?
  • John Bolton is feared by Iran
    • Adversaries that fear Bolton, make peace negotiations possible
  • Media Matters has targeted Dave Rubin for public destruction
    • Why? Because Dave is going to interview Mike Cernovich
    • Media Matters has also targeted Mike for public destruction
  • CIVIL Interactions between people you like and don’t like is a GOOD THING
    • Shine sunlight of the arguments of both sides
    • Let people hear and decide how they feel about both sides

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The Lone Arranger

In a ranch kitchen sat a wood range for cooking and, as well, a second, older stove, rusting and decrepit, no longer useful except as a table. On top
of the second appliance was a squat refrigerator to keep the melon and milk cool during the hot summer. It also held some beer.

The door opened and in came Cactus, one of the hands. He reached into the old refrigerator for a beer and held it down on the top to uncap it. The
froth bubbled up and flowed down the cold bottle, and from there it dripped on to the old stove. The mess that resulted was foam, foam on the range,
where the beer and the cantaloupe stay.

(By Himie Koshevoy from “The Ants Are My Friends” by Richard Lederer & Stan Kegel (C)2007 Marion Street Press)

The Lone Arranger: “Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play” (Home on the Range by Dan Kelly and Brewster Higley)

Received from Stan Kegel.
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Episode 529 Scott Adams: Declining Sex, Trade War, Cognitive Blindness, Sleepy Joe, HOAXES

Topics: 

  • Heard it with my own ears…saw it with my own eyes!
    • No…you didn’t, just watch FULL video, read FULL transcript
    • HOAX VICTIMS: I REFUSE to view proof that I’m wrong!
  • Dismantling a person’s world view in real time…
    • …triggers cognitive dissonance
    • NOBODY says… “I’ll look at the transcript, see if you’re correct”
  • 2 Jewish people I’ve personally spoken too…
    • …attended the Charlottesville event, thought it was about statues
    • They obviously did NOT support Nazis at the event 
  • “Fine People” HOAX is a LOAD BEARING WALL for the other HOAXES
    • Debunk that HOAX, other HOAXES will be naturally challenged
  • Troll indicator flags
    • Cat or cartoon icon for their account
    • Followers are around a couple hundred followers
    • They attack the target person…NOT the person’s argument
    • Appears to be a centralized, organized, psychological attack
  • Heartbeat bills, are they compatible with Roe v Wade?
  • Poll says men are having far less sex
    • AOC says that’s because men can’t harass women anymore
    • Are there more obvious reasons for men having less sex?
    • Men are becoming feminized…in general, not all men, just in general
    • Do women want to have sex with feminized men?
  • Tinder allows women to always choose the more attractive guys
    • Why would they pick less attractive guys?
    • 20% of men get the majority of Tinder sex opportunities
  • AG Barr appoints VERY tough, experienced US Attorney John Durham
    • Durham will investigate the origins of the Russia Collusion HOAX
  • 3 attacks on Saudi tankers…no reporting or speculation on who did it?
    • What does it mean that NOBODY is even speculating?
  • China trade talks and the possibility of a deal…eventually
  • Sleepy Joe Biden…where has he gone?
    • Is the media refusing to cover him, ignoring him?
    • Do the Democrat kingmakers think Biden is weak on key topics?
  • Imagine a debate between Biden and Kamala
    • What would the audience be thinking, watching during that debate?
  • January 2020, we might see huge amounts of Democrat depression
    • President Trump might be polling at untouchable levels
  • Nuclear HAS to be a giant part of the climate change solution
    • Twice now, Juan Williams on The Five…can’t hear “nuclear”
    • Cognitive Blindness, nuclear options don’t even register
  • One President Trump tweet about nuclear development, options
    • Green New Deal people couldn’t ignore nuclear options

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Marriage Funnies

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

******

A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called ‘Husband: the Master of the House?'”

Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”

******

Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife ‘darling, honey, love.’ What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”

******

Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription … Simply showing marriage certificate
and wife’s picture is not enough!”

******

There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married
and wonder what happened!

******

Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

******

When a married man says, “I will think about it,” what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.

******

A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”

The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake.”

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Episode 528 Scott Adams: Manufactured Word-News, China Trade, Russia, Iran

Topics: 

  • Biden’s possible VP running mate, Kamala
  • Some suspended conservatives are now back on Twitter
  • My defense of AOC
    • AOC and Tlaib are getting the “Fine People” HOAX treatment
    • Hyperbole taken literally or out of context for political gain
  • My defense of Tlaib’s “calming feeling about the Holocaust”
    • Don’t you automatically know that can’t possibly be true?
    • Out of context quote, looks HORRIBLE
    • Clarification is buried deep in articles about it
  • Chuck Schumer tells Pompeo to tell Putin to stay out of our elections
    • …Because nobody has already communicated that?
    • …Because nobody has thought of telling him that?
    • …Because Putin has no way of knowing we would be upset?
  • THE MEANING OF WORDS…is driving the news
    • Russia Collusion: Spying or an investigation?
    • News people pretending they don’t know how words work
  • Nancy Pelosi invited Imam Omar Suleiman to do Congressional prayer
    • Lee Zeldin criticizes Suleiman’s anti-Israel history and remarks
    • Was Pelosi aware of Imam Suleiman’s background?
  • MSM won’t allow Biden to become the Democrat candidate
    • They’ll knock him back and promote someone good for ratings
    • Have you seen Biden interviewed on CNN?
    • Does anybody report on Biden…with interest?
  • China pulling back from the trade deal
    • China expert says the LANGUAGE of the deal was the problem
    • The language used was DISRESPECTFUL, offensive
  • Recycling plastic has always been possible, but it’s challenging
    • NEW type of plastic can be easily recycled
  • Sex Strike Update
    • A+ for persuasion to Alyssa Milano
    • Respect for her activism sincerity and effectiveness
  • Knee-jerk hatred of everything “the other side” embraces
  • Free will has been SCIENTIFICALLY disproven
    • Free will simply doesn’t exist
    • Facts and common sense have little or no impact
    • People join a team and defend their team

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Malapropisms from r/boneappletea #1

Just because you can say a word doesn’t mean you can spell it (or even get close). The following is some of the malapropisms found on
reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/. Of course, we only picked some of the clean ones, so visit the site at your own risk.

…which is widely “except a bowl” – acceptable

He just ended “home a phobia” – homophobia

Has anyone gotten “sell you lightest” from a blood draw? – cellulitis

He was “discuallow fide” – disqualified

You look “for meal your” to me – familiar

I like the “try angles” under the eyes… – triangles

It’s a “doggie dog world” out there! – dog-eat-dog world

They “clothes” school – closed

Not to add to the “disk horse” but… – discourse

Must sell: “chester draws” – chest of drawers

Me and my dad spent some “koala t” time together – quality

LOL! I’m in “tiers” – tears

I had a “mind grain” again – migraine

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Episode 527 Scott Adams: Summer Fake News, Wall Construction, Iran

Topics: 

  • S.E. Cupp asks why Kamala can’t seem to get traction
    • Have you seen Kamala’s tweets and the way she speaks?
    • She doesn’t seem to know how to “unlawyer”
  • Biden’s approach to climate change is…let’s go slow?
    • How does he sell that to his base with 12 year fears?
  • President Trump tweets for Iran to call him
    • He’ll treat their leaders with respect…while negotiating tough
  • NO Democrats have gone in to read the unredacted Mueller report
    • Multiple Republicans have gone in to read it
    • Not one single Democrat wants to read it, nobody is interested?
    • No curiosity, NOTHING useful for Dems in Mueller’s report? 
  • DJ Akira the Don tweets about power of music to control people
    • The ability of music to manipulate emotions and behavior
  • NPR piece on Gen IV nuclear power
    • Far left NPR raising awareness of SAFE Gen IV nuclear power
  • Have the Democrats made a massive miscalculation on Biden electability?
    • He doesn’t excite…ANYONE
  • Alyssa Milano declares a “sex strike”
    • Finally…someone has brought the country together
    • Historically, it HAS been done before…and successfully
    • Respect to Alyssa for her commitment to activism
  • CO2 high absorption rate of a certain bush…plant more of those bushes?
    • Several CO2 scrubbing solutions look promising
  • Nuclear energy has moved from engineering to persuasion psychology
    • Nuclear is scary? Climate change is also scary
  • Gen III nuclear plants have NEVER melted down…not once
    • Gen IV is even safer and consume nuclear waste
  • How many Gen III or Gen IV nuclear meltdowns would you risk…
    • …to solve climate change?

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Episode 526 Scott Adams: Biden, Buttigieg, Bill Maher, Your Favorite President

Topics: 

  • Making predictions and tracking their accuracy
    • Only way to determine if your beliefs are correct or crazy
    • For President Trump, how are your predictions so far?
  • What if you believed President Trump would never be elected?
    • Economy would crash, and other now debunked fears?
    • If your predictions were ALL WRONG…
      • …shouldn’t you re-evaluate your beliefs?
  • Your beliefs DON’T accurately predict the future?
    • Don’t think your beliefs need re-evaluating?
  • Bill Maher pushed back against a guest on the economy
  • Rudy Giuliani’s Ukraine trip…now cancelled
    • Excellent, A+ move
    • Draw attention to Biden’s son, possible corruption with Ukraine
  • Biden’s climate change plans…mention nuclear
    • Doesn’t spotlight nuclear options
    • But including nuclear gives BIDEN the BEST PLAN
  • Doesn’t matter if climate change is a problem or not
    • The solution either way, is most likely nuclear power
    • Develop nuclear along with other promising technologies
      • One will emerge as the best, most practical path
  • Gen III nuclear plants, worldwide, have NEVER had a meltdown
    • Gen III is much safer than older generations
    • Gen IV appears to be even safer, just needs development
  • Presidential nickname assigned to Pete Buttigieg
  • Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States”
    • Top shelf persuasion technique, masterfully presented
  • Framing: The Wall
    • It’s a wall between America and the vicious, violent cartels
  • Framing: Immigration Reform
    • Who gets to decide what America is…and our fate?
    • People in Guatemala are currently deciding for Americans
  • Framing: Healthcare
    • Things are either pro-competitive or anti-competitive
    • Competition is the only way to reduce cost
  • Framing: Abortion
    • BAD: Is this a life or not a life?
    • BETTER: Who gets to decide?
  • Framing: Gun Control
    • People vote for their own safety
    • Some people are safer WITH guns
    • Some people are in greater DANGER if they have a gun
  • A well armed population DOES help control government
  • Obtaining purpose in life…
    • You feel good when you do things compatible with your natural biological drives
  • Ben Shapiro walked off BBC interview
    • Ben humbly accepts responsibility
    • VERY admirable, much respect to Ben

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Episode 525 Scott Adams: Drinking Coffee With You and Taking Your Questions

Topics: 

  • Democrat troll, Vic Berger’s behavior appears horribly abusive
    • Attacked Mike Cernovich’s wife and child
  • Gilead’s MAJOR donation of AIDS drugs to US for the poor
    • Only Washington Examiner shows up in Google search?
    • Is coverage being throttled, suppressed? 
  • China trade negotiations
    • Is this a stock buying opportunity?
  • Kamala’s lawyerly boring tweet
    • Nothing she does, feels genuine
  • 20 years from now…what will they say about President Trump?
    • Will they say nobody was better?
    • Most transparent, most persuasive, best rally speaker?
    • Gifted deal maker, friendly while negotiating HARD?
    • Delegitimized the FAKE NEWS industry?
      • Raised awareness they’re an enemy of the people?
  • President Trump accuses John Kerry of Logan Act violations
    • Kerry says he’s just “keeping in touch” with Iran
      • Does that sound even slightly honest to anyone?

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Episode 524 Scott Adams: Steve Wynn’s Philosophy on Culture and Other Fun Things


Topics: 

  • Major donation of AIDS drug from Gilead to America
  • Steve Wynn’s philosophy on culture and other fun things

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Episode 522 Scott Adams: China, Iran, NK, Trump Taxes, Socialism, Coffee, and Guns

Topics: 

  • Gun control proposal: Make it illegal for Democrats to own guns
    • Why would Dems object? Solves half the problem
  • Another Proposal: ALL gun owners REQUIRED to join NRA
    • They promote gun safety, responsible use, important stuff
    • NRA membership is essentially gun control and safety
  • Jerry Nadler and Congressional Oversight
    • Manufacturing crimes and stalking President Trump
    • People are being manipulated into committing crimes…
      • …without even realizing they’re committing a crime
  • NYT legally obtained some…illegally obtained, Presidential tax info
    • If you understand business and taxes, smart, legal tax stuff
    • If you understand finance, nothing unusual in his taxes
  • China is smart, nobody says they aren’t
    • They’re stalling for time, wearing down the other side
    • Our pending election puts TIME on their side, so stalling
  • President Trump tweets China waiting/hoping for Biden
    • There’s NO WAY China agrees to a deal before election
    • Do we need a deal? Tariffs of 100 Billion sounds pretty good
  • Russian armament sales are a major portion of their economy
    • World instability is extremely profitable for Russia
    • World instability also good for American armament industries
  • President Trump was the TOP MALE recipient of FEMALE donations
    • President Trump, TOP MALE candidate…per FEMALE donors
  • Monmouth University poll says only 10% like socialism
    • Okay…but Dems don’t label what they want as “socialism”
  • Social Media banning people
    • Urgent need for some sort of appeals, 2nd chance process
    • James Woods ban is a perfect test case for appeals process
      • He referenced a famous movie line in a tweet
    • What punishment…if any, does that deserve?
    • Who should get to decide?

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Thigh Problem

A man goes into the doctor.

He says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.”

“I’ve never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on.” The doctor asked.

“That’s nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee.”

The doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say “Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!”

“Sir, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never seen anything like this.” The doctor was dumbfounded.

“Wait Doc, that’s not it. There’s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,” the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, “Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks please if you will.”

“I have no idea what to tell you,” the doctor said. “There’s nothing about it in my books,” he said as he frantically searched all his medical
reference books. “I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke
in three places.”

Received from Bill Rayborn.
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Episode 521 Scott Adams: “Fine People” Zombie HOAX, Reframing Immigration, Lawyers


Topics: 

  • AOC Twitter parody account (clearly indicated as PARODY) banned
  • “Fine People” HOAX promoters attempting to spin and maintain HOAX
  • WaPo HOAXers are ignoring Steve Cortes, Joel Pollack, me
    • My blog on “fine people” HOAX predicted WaPo article
  • President Trump hyperbole is psychology CREATING POSITIVE RESULTS
    • In contrast, “fine people” HOAX is destructive for the country
  • Enemy press tries to paint positive-result hyperbole as “lies”
    • POTUS uses hyperbole to drive POSITIVE results for America
  • 600 attorneys sign deceptive misleading letter
    • Trick 1: How many attorneys DISAGREE?
      • Data point taken out of context to create a perception 
  • Trick 2: President doing his job…can’t be obstruction of justice
    • Knowing now, what HE knew back then (witchhunt)
    • it was his job to manage Comey and others
  • Trick 3: “He would have been indicted”…but NOT convicted
  • The “persuadables” are the only people who should be polled
    • Team people (GOP or DEM) can’t be persuaded
  • Mexico and the America do NOT share a border
    • Drug cartels control border territory in Mexico
  • REFRAME #1: Whiteboard
    • Border wall is between America and murderous drug cartels
  • REFRAME #2: Whiteboard
    • Immigration Plans with estimated acceptable levels of crime
      • Objective priorities list for murder, rape, GDP, drugs
      • 1. What’s your plan cost?
      • 2. What’s the estimated crime reduction?

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Submarines

The new ensign was assigned to submarines, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the master chief with his
expertise learned in sub school.

The master chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, SIR, it’s real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface.
Divide that number by two. If the result doesn’t come out even, don’t open the hatch.”

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Episode 520 Scott Adams: Iran, China, North Korea, Border, Biden

Topics: 

  • Where are the immigration reform plans?
    • How will those reforms affect lives of Americans?
    • Crime reduction, less rapes and murders? GDP, wages?
  • Build a wall…isn’t a complete immigration plan
    • Less rapes and murder, less drugs, higher wages…
      • …that’s what people want
      • Where is the comprehensive plan for all that?
      • A wall alone, isn’t a complete solution
  • High level negotiations
    • One walk-away at a minimum
    • For a while, it will always look like no deal is possible
  • Chinese and American negotiators are all top-shelf…and adults
    • It will be a REALLY tough process, but a deal will happen
  • President Trump deserves a lot of credit for how he FRAMES
    • NK situation is an OPPORTUNITY for them
    • Personal, friendly relationship with Chairman Kim
  • People make decisions based on CONTRAST
    • Contrast is a major influence on decision making
  • Bernie is a unique contender, nobody is like Bernie
    • Kamala also has unique contender qualities
  • Biden…has NO unique contender qualities…versus Trump
    • Watching Biden, you reflect on how Trump “does it better”
    • When President Trump calls Biden “dumb”…is he wrong?
  • Rapid iteration with a large amount of variables is VERY difficult
    • AI will resolve that problem, allowing rapid iteration
    • Rapid iteration is what’s required for fusion power progress

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Kiss Goodbye

“Dad,” a teenaged girl says, running into her father’s den, “I’d like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!”

“You’re too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don’t have any cash left on me.”

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Episode 519 Scott Adams: 85% of CNN’s Political Coverage, Deserving Sports

Topics: 

  • 85% of CNN’s POLITICAL coverage…is fake news and hoaxes
    • Red-pilling statistic challengers with the “fine people” HOAX
  • Somebody should create a fact check list of CNN lies?
  • Quillette’s Claire Lehmann tweet about trans athletes
  • De-escalating fears of Chernobyl type nuclear disasters
    • Chernobyl, Gen 1 safety systems, primitive 1960s era
    • Gen 3 nuclear designs are safer by design and time proven
    • Gen 4 nuclear designs have even safer concepts
  • 430 rockets fired from Gaza into Israel
    • Israel in response, “mowed the lawn”
  • Demands to jail AG Barr…because CNN can’t read
  • Was it an organized coup plot to take out President Trump?
    • Lots of questions for top people like Brennan and Clapper
    • How much did Obama know, and when did he know it?
  • Biden’s election chances are…zero?
    • He doesn’t have a natural group of locked in voters
    • Kamala would attract woman and black voters
    • Buttigieg would attract gay voters
    • Biden is just a weak version of President Trump

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Episode 518 Scott Adams: Facebook Bans, Biden Lie Tally

Topics: 

  • Anti-Trumper’s are running out of “A” material
    • Comey’s Dilbert-level complaint about his former boss
  • NYT labeled me the successful leader of movement to kill HOAX
    • “Fine People” HOAX is fading away
  • Social Media companies banning people
    • Why were they banned?
  • Social media platforms have become a defacto public utility
    • Social media is an integral part of life in today’s world 
  • Hate speech…who gets to decide, private companies?
    • Each company has a bias, that’s normal, expected
  • President Trump needs to push for a social media censorship solution
    • “Amnesty day” for social media people that have been banned?
    • “Social Media Court” to try and legally judge banning people?
  • Biden lies, how many will be discovered before a lie-count begins?
  • What would happen if the entire news industry went away?
    • No safe-guard function of the press?
      • Russian Collusion HOAX…the media gave us that
      • “Fine People” HOAX…the media gave us that
      • Media organizations just attempted a coup
  • Everything the media tells us, is spin or lies
  • National media today…
    • …is just a manipulation tool by people with agendas

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Episode 517 Scott Adams: “Bigger Than Watergate”, Economy, AIDS Success

Topics: 

  • Pattern recognition test…
    • Big ratings crash for MSNBC: Hayes, O’Donnell, Maddow
    • Loss of public trust? Least accurate shows…big losses?
    • FOX shows, Tucker Carlson and The Five ratings are UP
  • President Trump, the best Tweeter of all time
    • Multiple levels of message and tongue in cheek amusing
    • Easy to imagine a twinkle in his eye as he crafts each Tweet
  • President Trump tweets that the spying on him, his campaign…
    • …was worse than Watergate
    • True, and an appropriate slap at Carl Bernstein
  • Major AIDS drug trial had fantastic results
    • Risk to partners of HIV positive people was ZERO
  • Dan Crenshaw on Paris Accord seems 100% accurate
    • His proposed solutions downplay nuclear power, why?
  • Manafort…the “therapy animal” for Democrats?
    • His crimes had nothing to do with Trump or the campaign
  • Social Media platforms banning popular conservatives
    • They don’t know why they were kicked off the platform
    • Farrakhan also kicked off Facebook
  • Immigration reform process proposal
    • GOP and Dems both present their full plans, we’ll compare
    • Dems have no plan? Use No-Plan expectations
    • How many murders and rapes are acceptable under each plan?
  • HOAX Funnel progress: Debunking the “fine people” HOAX
    • Bottom of the funnel produces anger and laundry lists
    • Steve Cortes took a huge risk helping debunk “fine people” HOAX
      • As a CNN contributor, he risked his career and finances
  • White House and media NOW comfortable fighting the HOAX
    • Why is Russia our enemy?
    • What would it take to resolve our issues?
    • What if we both just stop messing with each other?
  • Biden is Trump…without all the good parts

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Quiet Please

My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was doing. My ten-year-old niece answered the phone.

“Hello,” she whispered.

“Hi, Honey. How’s your mother doing?” I asked.

“She’s sleeping,” she answered, again in a whisper.

“Did she go to the doctor?” I asked.

“Yes. She got some medicine,” my niece said softly.

“Well, don’t wake her. Just tell her I called. What are you doing, by the way?”

Again in a soft whisper, she answered, “Practicing my trumpet.”

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Episode 516 Scott Adams: The World’s Dumbest Tweet AOC, It’s a Doozy


Topic: 

  • The World’s Dumbest Tweet…by AOC

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Episode 514 Scott Adams: My Hot Take on Barr

Topic: 

  • Hot take on Barr

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The “Fine People” Hoax Funnel

I’ve been publicly debunking the “fine people” hoax since 2017. The press created the hoax by consistently and intentionally omitting the second half of President Trump’s comments about Charlottesville. If you only see or hear the first half of what the president said, it looks exactly like the president is calling neo-Nazis “fine people.” But in the second part of Trump’s comments, he clarified, “You had people in that group who were there to protest the taking down, of to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of the park from Robert E. Lee to another name.”

In other words, the president believed there were non-racists in attendance who support keeping historical monuments. To remove all doubt, the President continued with “I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally – but you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, okay?”

Keep in mind that it doesn’t matter if the President’s assumption about the attendees was accurate or not. He clearly stated his assumption that some people were there for the monument protest, which he contrasted to the racists who were there to march and chant racist stuff. The New York Times interviewed a member of the non-marchers who said they did not stand with the racists. They cared about guns and free speech. See for yourself, here and more background on that group here.

Last week I chatted at length with one of the Charlottesville protest attendees. He hates racism, loves free speech, and wasn’t “marching with” anyone. He reports that there was chaos from the start, with lots of people all over the venue doing lots of different things. And there was no way to know what all of the people in normal street clothes were thinking by attending. He was there because he figured it would be a diverse group, from Antifa to neo-Nazis, with plenty of normal non-racists in between. Bolstering his argument is his Jewish heritage. He didn’t think he was attending a neo-Nazi event. He learned that from the press.

How dumb is that guy, you might reasonably ask?

I asked him to explain how he could look at the flyer for the event and NOT know it was organized by racists. I pointed to the little Nazi-looking winged image on the flyer to make my point. He said it looked like an American eagle to him. And when I started to push back on that point, he sent me other images of American eagles that are evil and warlike. At that point, I remembered a central truth about the human experience: If a hundred people look at exactly the same thing at the same time, they will arrive at wildly different opinions of what they are seeing. If you show that racist flyer to a hundred Americans, most would not recognize the names of the speakers, and many would not realize the graphic design was suggestive of a racist association. The fact that you and I would definitely recognize it for what it was does not suggest others would do the same. As evidence that people interpret the same information differently, consider every political disagreement ever. Most of it involves people looking at the same information and drawing mind-bogglingly different conclusions about what it all means. I wrote about that phenomenon in my book Win Bigly.

I remind you again that it doesn’t matter whether or not President Trump was accurate in his assumption that some non-racists attended. He stated his assumption and then spoke to the assumption. Worst case, the New York Times got the “fine people” story wrong, and Trump also got a detail wrong about the composition of the crowd. There was no reporting on the exact composition of the crowd, then or later. No one did a survey of opinions. We only know of the groups that had the highest profiles.

In America, if there is a large political protest of any kind, the most reasonable assumption one could make is that it will attract a diverse crowd including nearly every kind of opinion on just about everything. If the President is wrong about the existence at that event of some non-racists who were pro-statue, this would be one of the few times in history that there were only two opinions at an event attended by hundreds.

My point is that Trump could have been right or wrong about who attended, but it doesn’t change the fact that his words clearly and unambiguously condemned the marching racists while excluding them from his “fine people” category.

But there is something far more interesting going on here than just a story of fake news and quotes taken out of context. This topic is like a laboratory for testing cognitive dissonance. Rarely do you see a strongly held belief, such as the “fine people” hoax, which can be so easily and unambiguously debunked. You only need to show the transcript and/or the video of Trump’s comments in their entirety. The case is made. Easy, right?

After a few years of trying to deprogram people from this hoax, I have discovered a fascinating similarity in how people’s brains respond to having their worldview annihilated in real time. I call it the “fine people” hoax funnel. When you present the debunking context to a believer in the hoax, they will NEVER say this: “Gee, I hadn’t seen the full quote. Now that I see it in its complete form, it is obvious to me that my long-held belief is 100% wrong and the media has been duping me.”

That doesn’t happen.

Instead, people usually react by falling down what I call the Hoax Funnel. I use the funnel imagery because the big hoax (that the President called neo-Nazis fine people) is instantly replaced with a lesser hoax, and so on, until the final claim is laughably vaporous, consisting of a question without a claim. Here is the hoax funnel in all its parts. You can test this at home by debunking the hoax with friends and family. Watch how they all go down the same hoax funnel until they end with nothing but questions of the “How do you explain X, then?” type.

We start at the top of the funnel.

Trump called neo-Nazis and white nationalists in Charlottesville “fine people”

This is debunked by showing the full transcript or the full video in which he clearly, and without prompting, says the exact opposite, that the neo-Nazis and white nationalists should be condemned totally. See for yourself.

The believer in the “fine people” hoax will question the authenticity of the transcript first, which you can debunk by showing the actual video clip here. Once the legitimacy of the transcript is established, expect the believer to retreat down the hoax funnel to the following hallucination.

No “fine people” march with neo-Nazis!

Here you can expect the hoaxed person to hallucinate (literally) a fact that is not claimed and is not in evidence. There is no claim that “fine people” were “marching with” the neo-Nazis, or supporting them in any way. There is a claim that such people were in the same zip code. The “marching with” hallucination is easily debunked by a New York Times article in which they interview one of the non-racists in attendance who love guns and free speech and do not stand with racists, much less march with them. Excerpt here:

But it doesn’t matter if the New York Times got that story right. What matters is that the President explained his assumption about who attended. Keep in mind that the media has not reported who attended. No survey of opinions was taken, and there were plenty of people in attendance who were not physically marching or chanting with the neo-Nazis.

Once you debunk the “marching with” point, expect the believer to retreat down the hoax funnel to this next point.

Trump wasn’t talking about statue protests! He was talking about protesters versus neo-Nazis!

Again, showing the transcript debunks this claim. Trump specifically mentioned that people were protesting the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue. That clearly frames the “both sides” as being pro and anti-statue, not neo-Nazis versus anti-racism protestors, which of course was the biggest story theme from the event.

Once you have shown that Trump was explicitly talking about both sides of the statue debate, believers can be expected to retreat down the hoax funnel to this next level.

It was obviously a neo-Nazi event, so no one would attend who was not a racist!

That point would make sense if you had never spent a minute as an adult in the actual world. In the real world, a hundred people can look at a flyer and have a lot of different opinions on what it means. You might look at the flyer and conclude that only racists were attending. Someone else might look at it and not know some of the named speakers had racist views, or might assume the racists were a small part of a larger event about statues. The only way a believer can defend their “should have known” opinion is by assuming that the attendees were smarter than the average American seems to be in every other walk of life. You can’t get a hundred Americans to have the same interpretation of ANYTHING, no matter how confident you are that they should.

Once you have debunked this claim by showing how opposite the “should have known” argument is to all human experience, observation, and common sense, the believer will still hold it to be a rational argument. But you can finish it off by reminding the believer that the facts of exactly who attended do not matter to the hoax question because the President clearly stated he believed some non-racists were attending to protest the statue question. (No marching!)

At this point, your believer will retreat further down the hoax funnel to an even weaker position that looks like this.

Why didn’t the non-racists who attended turn and leave as soon as they arrived? Huh? Huh? Explain that, you apologist!

Notice we are entering the question phase instead of the opinion stage. When hoax believers are so far down the hoax funnel that the best point they can make is in the form of a question, you have already debunked the main point: The President was NOT calling the neo-Nazis and white nationalists “fine people.”

But watch how your believer will abandon the main point without admitting it, as if the lesser points that follow are somehow all the original point, but different. This is when things get really freaky.

Expect this question next.

Why doesn’t the president speak out against racism and neo-Nazis?

This can be debunked by referring to links showing the President repeatedly condemning racism and bigotry at different times and places. See here and here and here for examples. And of course here talking about Charlottesville.

After you have shown clips of Trump condemning racists repeatedly, and naming the groups, you generally see the hoax believer retreat down the hoax funnel to this.

Why is Trump “revising history” now, instead of when it happened in 2016?

Chris Cuomo of CNN asked this question recently when discussing the topic. And he asked the question immediately after reporting that Sleepy Joe Biden had raised the issue in his campaign announcement speech. Biden is the answer to the first part of the question as to why it is in the headlines. But why is Trump pushing back on the hoax now when he didn’t push back so hard in 2016?

Unfortunately, I have some insight into that question, and I don’t like it. According to my sources, the White House staff (many of whom were not as pro-Trump as you would expect, especially in 2016) and even some percentage of the management of FoxNews believed the hoax. That isn’t so surprising when you consider that half the country believed it and still do. Under those conditions, the President was trapped. If he couldn’t get his own staff and FoxNews on his side, maybe it was better to let the story atrophy from lack of attention. I can’t read the President’s mind, but without his staff and FoxNews on the same side, it would have been risky to take on the hoax without backup.

So what changed?

It turns out I’m part of the answer to that question. As I said, I’ve been publicly persuading on this topic for a few years, and slowly picking up support. But I wasn’t getting much traction until Sleepy Joe raised the issue, and that encouraged me to hammer at the topic with the help of my 312,000 Twitter followers. Brave writers such as Joel Pollack and Steve Cortes took it up a level with articles debunking the hoax here and here. Best of all, meme-maker phenomenon Carpe Donktum mocked the hoax in a way that is fun and visual, which increased its attention.

Collectively, including all the folks on social media who joined the debunking, we made enough noise to force the major news outlets to respond to the criticisms, with several of them naming me as a debunker. Wikipedia was the first non-right-leaning publication to debunk the hoax by including for the first time the entirety of the President’s statements. In the past week, I’ve seen other major publications debunk it as well, while pretending they are not. By that I mean they show the second part of the quote that debunks the hoax. They don’t frame it as a debunking, choosing instead (every time) to descend down the hoax funnel to find something – anything – that is tangentially related to the topic that they can claim is what they meant all along, or is true enough, or at least changes the subject. I include among the debunkers this past week the Washington Post, Vox, CNN, FoxNews, TheDailyBeast, RealClearPolitics, Breitbart, USA Today, the Wall Street Journal, and even Politifact.com. Any publication that printed the second part of Trump’s statement is debunking the hoax.

You might think all that debunking would be enough to end the hoax. But the hoax funnel goes deep. Chris Cuomo of CNN retreated all the way to this question.

Why does Trump speak out against Islamic terror more than white supremacy when the death count lately is higher from white supremacists?

I can’t read the President’s mind, but I observe he downplays everything he wants to see less of and exaggerates everything he wants more of. For example, he downplayed ISIS when the press was warning they were still a bigger threat. I interpreted that as a way to keep ISIS recruiting down. Who wants to join a losing team? Likewise, downplaying the rise of white nationalists/supremacists is how you get less of it. That last thing that would be helpful to the nation is hearing our President say the racists are doing great lately at getting their kill stats up. That would attract people to it.

We also know the press tries hard to frame the president as the cause of any rise in racist violence in this country. If someone is blaming you for causing a problem, would you respond by saying there’s a lot of that problem? You might think the smart answer involves minimizing it, given that you know you are going to take the blame for it.

It also doesn’t make much sense to say domestic racist terror is “worse” than Islamic terror based solely on the fact that the recent body counts are higher in one group. For starters, only a few dozen people are killed by domestic terror per year, compared to 280,000 people killed by handguns over the past decade. If all you do is count dead bodies, domestic terrorism and even Islamic terrorism in this country both round to zero. If you are being honest, you don’t compare those two groups on the basis of victim counts alone.

Islamic terrorists would love to use a weapon of mass destruction in the United States. They are an international organization bent on world domination, with standing armies, at least in the case of ISIS. And they are driven by an ideology that is hard to stop once it gets a toehold. By contrast, white racist terrorist attacks usually involve mental illness and lone wolves. I don’t see those risks as similar, and I don’t know how smart it would be to tell the public the racists are doing a great job of getting their stats up.

Now let’s say you have talked a believer in the “fine people” hoax all the way down the hoax funnel to here. Do they acknowledge how badly they have been misinformed and hoaxed by their trusted news sources for years?

Never.

Instead, expect them to pivot to one of the other debunked hoaxes that they are not aware have been debunked because their news sources are unreliable. That last gasp looks like this.

Well, Trump said other things that prove he is a racist monster, so…

That’s when the hoax-believer will present a laundry list of other hoaxes they still believe, including these gems.

Trump called Mexicans “animals”! (He didn’t. He called MS-13 gang members animals)

Trump called countries in which brown people live “shitholes.” (He didn’t. It was a reference to poor economic situations in some countries.)

Trump questioned Obama’s birth certificate. (Questioning an opponent’s legitimacy for office is politics 101. Trump did the same for Ted Cruz, questioning his Canadian birth. Politics of the most common kind is not racism.)

Trump said all Mexicans are rapists! (He didn’t say all Mexicans are rapists. He was using his normal hyperbole to say too many criminals were crossing the border.)

Trump said Judge Curiel couldn’t be fair because he is Mexican! (No, he indicated that Judge Curiel’s Mexican heritage might bias him against Trump because the media had painted Trump as an enemy of all Hispanics. In the legal process, calling out potential bias is normal and useful.)

Trump mocked a reporter who has an arm disability! (No, Trump uses similar mocking gestures for anyone he thinks acts stupid, including Ted Cruz. See for yourself here.

For a tour of some of the other hoaxes about Trump, see my blog post titled Why Democrats Hear a Secret Racist Dog Whistle and Republicans Don’t.

As I mentioned, this topic is interesting on the political dimension, but far more fascinating on the psychological dimension. As a test that you can try at home, see if you can push a believer in the “fine people” hoax down the hoax funnel. And just for fun, see if you can talk a believer into reading aloud the part of Trump’s transcript in which he “condemned totally” the neo-Nazis and white nationalists. I predict it will be hard to get anyone to read it. The cognitive dissonance should, in theory, freeze their brains and render them speechless. The believer will become “cognitively blind” to the transcript and probably get angry in the process. And you will give yourself a lesson in what cognitive dissonance looks like. Watch carefully the eyes of the hoax believer as their worldview dissolves. They will often get bug-eyed (literally widening their eyes) and start to sputter out laundry lists of other hoaxes.

You won’t change any minds. In my experience, the hoax believers go all the way down the hoax funnel and then forget the journey, returning to the top as if it had not been debunked one minute earlier. But you might enjoy breaking the brains of your critics. And you might learn something in the process.

Have fun!

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Episode 511 Scott Adams: Political Lies, Mass Hysteria, All the Racist Comments, Dopamine

Topics: 

  • Is Senator Wyden, the dumbest person in politics?
    • He STILL believes the debunked “fine people” HOAX?
    • Major media is now acknowledging it was a HOAX
  • FBI had unconfirmed, unverifiable Steele dossier
    • Steele then leaked the dossier to the media
    • FBI then claimed to have TWO independent “confirmations”
    • The FBI “seeds” information to the press for confirmation?
  • Press takes one thing after another out of context
    • The press “seeds” the narratives they want to push out
    • Then they refer to each other’s reporting to cement propaganda
  • The psychology of mass hysteria
    • Example: Sonic weapon pointed at our Cuban embassy
  • How many times has WaPo and other media…lied about Trump?
    • WaPo says President Trump has lied 10,000 times
    • Search on “fine people” HOAX gets over a million hits
    • Search for “Russian Collusion” HOAX gets over a million hits
  • Organizing your life around dopamine
    • Exercise releases dopamine
    • Music releases dopamine, but music lyrics program the brain
    • Accomplishments, even small ones, release dopamine
      • Completion releases dopamine
  • Lighting and color balance, impacts mental state
    • Seek lighting that produces your desired mental state

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Murphy’s Laws for Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week.

2. Leakproof thermoses – will.

3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.

5. The shirt you child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended.

6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing.

7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look.
(Tom’s note: Isn’t something ALWAYS in the last place you look? I mean, you don’t keep looking once you’ve found it, do you?)

8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room.

9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator.

10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.

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Episode 510 Scott Adams: All the HOAXES Pretending to be News

Topics: 

  • NYT interviewed a non-racist statue supporter at Charlottesville
    • There was a DIVERSE group of people at the event
  • PolitiFact “pulled a Mueller”, refuses to state Charlottesville was hoax
    • PolitiFact  provides full context, lets the reader decide
    • Judging true or false is what PolitiFact does…and they can’t?
      • Left-leaning PolitiFact can’t or won’t state it was a hoax
  • Wikipedia’s Jimmy Wales (Founder), retweets truth of Charlottesville
    • Wikipedia beat all other left-leaning outlets to report the truth
  • Does a law exist, that allows the murder of babies after birth?
    • A life and death decision, who gets to make it?
  • Synagogue shooter and copycat shooters
    • Media coverage provides a how-to tutorial
  • Tragedy increases media profits
    • Does the media unintentionally promote copycat horrors?
  • NYT International edition’s anti-semitic trope…WTF?
    • NYT removed the comic, said it was an error in judgement
  • Don’t judge by the mistakes people make
    • Judge by their response to making the mistake
    • “I made a mistake, I’m owning it and here’s how I’ll correct it”
    • Isn’t that a better filter for life, and the world you want to live in?
  • 48-Hour Rule: Allow people 48 hours to retract or explain things
  • Charlottesville event poster wasn’t obviously racist to everyone
    • A Jewish person attended, thought it was a free speech rally

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Episode 509 Scott Adams: Update on the “Fine People” Hoax That Died This Week

Topics: 

  • Collapse of the Russian Collusion HOAX, helped people recognize hoaxes
  • Biden now promoting 2nd biggest hoax…”Fine People” HOAX
  • Major promoters of the “fine people” HOAX…finally see the HOAX!
  • Many in media have pivoted…without admitting they were wrong
    • New hallucination: the “Marching With” HOAX
  • Charlottesville free speech supporter, witnessed the event
    • He wasn’t supporting or protesting the Nazis
    • He was there for his own reasons
  • A clergy group attended the Charlottesville event
    • They weren’t supporting or protesting the Nazis
    • They were there for their own reasons
  • A black guy who supports free speech was at the event
    • He wasn’t supporting or protesting the Nazis
    • He was there for his own reasons
  • Locals living in Charlottesville attended the event
    • Why wouldn’t a bunch of locals attend a big local event?
    • People have lots of reasons for why they do something
  • We don’t know exactly WHO attended, or WHY each one attended
    • Ambiguous then, ambiguous now
    • Safe to say, it was a diverse group with diverse reasons
  • The media has now confirmed that “Fine People” was a hoax
    • Democrats CONTINUE to spread this hoax, although debunked
    • Nobody  knows…exactly who attended the event
    • President Trump assumed there was a diverse group, diverse reasons
  • Actual transcript and video of President Trump’s words exist
    • How hard is it to read a couple paragraphs or watch a video?
    • Why is it so hard to get the media to READ or WATCH video?

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Advice For The Asking

A young man is reported to have approached the renowned composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical prodigies of all time), and asked,
“Herr Mozart, I have the ambition to write symphonies and perhaps you can advise me how to get started.”

Mozart said, “The best advice I can give you is to wait until you are older and more experienced, and try your hand at less ambitious pieces to begin
with.”

The young man looked astonished. “But, Herr Mozart, you yourself wrote symphonies when you were considerably younger than I.”

“Ah,” said Mozart, “but I did so without asking advice.”

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Episode 508 Scott Adams: Sleepy Joe, Female Running Mates, Soul of the Nation


Topics: 

  • The Hoax Funnel – Whiteboard discussion
    • Helping people that are duped by the “fine people” hoax
  • 20 Year Rule: You aren’t the same person you were 20 years ago
    • …so people should get a pass for their actions 20 years ago
    • Encourage people to become better than they are or were
    • Don’t demonize them for who they were 20+ years ago
  • “The nation’s soul” is degrading and in peril?
    • What exactly does that mean? Vague, empty, political BS?
    • Joe Biden is making Bernie look better by comparison
  • Gaffes are Joe Biden’s brand
    • President Trump has tuned us to see low energy, unintelligent
    • When you look for something…you tend to find it
  • CNN article about 70’s TV show, Archie Bunker
    • They associated President Trump with Archie Bunker
    • Weak smear, but that’s all they have left
  • President Trump says the attempted coup was “worse than Watergate”
  • Did Mueller look at President Trump’s tax returns?
  • Swalwell and Booker both declare their VP will be a woman
  • Worldwide poll, people are sadder, angrier than they used to be
    • What’s driving that?
    • Business model of the press + social media
  • WaPo called me “far right”
    • Called Jordan Peterson, Mike Cernovich, Steve Cortes “far right”
  • Ben Shapiro’s belief about Charlottesville is cognitive dissonance

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

~ Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way
from Africa.

~ Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes
meals.”

~ Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

~ Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

~ “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your
husbands.”

~ Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers’. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun
time.

~ The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

~ The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus”

~ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

~ Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor
Jack’s sermons.

~ Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

~ Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

~ Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

~ The service will close with “Little Drops of Water.” One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

~ Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come
forward and do so.

~ The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

~ A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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Episode 507 Scott Adams: Biden’s Race Hoax Gaffe, North Korea, Felons Voting

Topics: 

  • Joe Biden announces candidacy by repeating “fine people” hoax
    • Then he seemed to endorse Antifa and a slave owner
  • Chairman Kim visits President Putin
    • Peace and friendships are the path forward
    • Hope for Russia, China, US agreement to protect North Korea
    • Potential exists for North Korea becoming an economic star

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Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to one of the political candidates.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, that candidate is a ‘Post Turtle’.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post
turtle’.”

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain.

“You know they didn’t get up there by themselves, they don’t belong up there, they don’t know what to do while they’re up there, and you just wonder
what kind of dummy put them up there to begin with.”

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Episode 506 Scott Adams: Climate Change Whistleblowers! Contact Me to Get Rich, if You Exist

Topic: 

  • Climate whistleblowers can contact me, confidentially via LinkedIn
    • I’ll show you how to get rich…if you would like that
  • If you wish to remain anonymous, I’ll keep you anonymous 
  • I’ll be your agent and help you get a massive amount of money
  • Qualified whistleblower examples:
    • Direct evidence that temperature measurements are fake?
    • Direct evidence anybody secretly try to fool us?
    • Any falsified data?
  • Some ways I can help you become rich…
    • Book deal
    • Speaking engagements
    • GoFundMe

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The Bragging Texan

A Texan was visiting a Maine farmer (“fahmah”). The Texas rancher was boasting to his host about the size of his ranch: “I can get into my pickup
truck and drive all day and still not reach the boundary of my ranch,” he bragged.

The Mainer shook his head knowingly, and replied, “Aayuhh, I had a truck like that once.”

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Episode 504 Scott Adams: Biden, Impeachment Fantasies, Student Loans, Healthcare

  • Topics: 
  • Democrats trying to get ahold of President Trump’s tax returns
    • They say just ensuring the IRS is doing its job
    • Does that pass ANYONE’S sniff test?
  • Health & Humans Services isn’t good at explaining anything, but…
    • …they might be testing various healthcare solutions
    • A+ to our government for small scale A-B testing
  • Senator Warren wants to eliminate unpaid student debt
  • Climate Change debate update
    • The infamous Climate-gate email 
  • Consider me your hoax sniffing service animal
  • Bernie wants convicts in prison to have voting rights
    • Should the Boston Marathon bombers get to vote?
    • Murderers and other heinous people allowed to vote?
  • “Roadmap to Impeachment” claims by Dems and fake news media
    • NOBODY has stated anything impeachable, why not?
    • Is following the advice of your lawyer illegal now?
    • “They investigated 10 things”…yeah, and all were found legal
  • FOLLOWER CHALLENGE:
    • Get the press to state ONE, the most impeachable offense
    • Don’t Accept: “One reason?  There’s ten reasons!”
      • Okay…name one, just one, your best example

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Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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Episode 503 Scott Adams: Iranian Sanctions, Free College, 2020, Climate Credibility

Topics: 

  • Poll of Democrat activists says they support Kamala Harris
    • Poll of the public shows Biden at 30%, Harris 8.5%
    • Who will win the Dem nomination, activists or the public? 
  • Iran deal cancelled a long time ago…no known repercussions
  • John Stossel’s support for SAFE Gen IV nuclear power
    • Whether or not climate change is real, SAFE Gen IV needed
  • “Peak Oil” concept from the 1970s created the green community
    • Peak oil worries went away because of new oil technology
    • Green community pivoted to continue justifying their existence
    • Now…green energy needed because of climate change
  • Audience call, topic: Tell me something you think we disagree on
    • Transgender athletes dominating on women’s teams
  • “Easter Worshippers” reference by Obama, Hillary and others
  • Who should make a life/death decision, mother, doctor, government?
  • Freedom means the right to choose…possibly in ways others wouldn’t
    • Freedom guarantees SOME people will abuse that freedom
  • Doctor’s orders to someone I know personally: Stop watching the news
    • Her life improved, she was happier
  • President Trump’s Tweet about impeachment when the OTHER SIDE committed the crimes and attempted to overthrow the government

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6 Throwaway Lines That Secretly Change The Entire Movie

By Spencer Thew,Mike Bedard,Ed Stevens,Dan Hopper,Michael Battaglino  Published: April 22nd, 2019 


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Episode 502 Scott Adams: A Linguistic Kill Shot for Religious Extremism. A Persuasion Lesson


Topic: 

  • Whiteboard: A persuasion lesson, explaining the concepts in play
    • Example: A linguistic kill shot for religious extremism

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Episode 500 Scott Adams: The End of Reliable History Books

Topics: 

  • Biden going to Charlottesville to announce his candidacy
    • Does he REALLY not know…”fine people” was a hoax?
    • Biden is gaffe central, should be interesting 
  • Half the country thinks Mueller report is a roadmap to impeachment
    • How will history view that belief?
  • CNN would probably love to have candidate Buttigieg
    • But will they back him if they realize he can’t win?
  • What happens if…the WH healthcare plan is really good?
    • How would the media and the Dems react?
  • PREDICTION: WH healthcare plan will be better than people imagine
  • Concerns that President Trump isn’t tough enough on Russia
    • Would our responses be public or visible?
  • North Korea impasse situation
    • Chairman Kim doesn’t want to give up nukes first
    • US doesn’t want to offer anything till they get rid of nukes
  • US and NK agree on the destination…PEACE, only the path is an issue
  • North Korea suggested solution – Shake the Box
  • US could offer to protect NK militarily from Russia
    • Redefines the situation, gives Kim something to show
  • Writing and publishing tips and insights

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Episode 499 Scott Adams: The Mueller Report and Mental Illness

Topics: 

  • Presidential critics trying to spin bad news for them, into good news
    • Coincidences, unimportant things, but nothing illegal
    • Actual witch hunters in Salem believed they had good reasons
  • When is it illegal to listen to information from a person? 
    • “Collusion” charges require an agreement between parties
  • Chris Cuomo’s laundry list of unimportant, normal, legal things
  • Part II of Mueller’s report is pure political vaporware
    • No crimes, just lots of unimportant and legal things 
  • Anti-Trumpers are attempting to lawyer their way out of being wrong
    • Attempting to define or redefine “witch hunt”
    • The difference between “spying” and “surveillance
  • Chris Cuomo discusses things that are legal…but you shouldn’t do
    • That’s a tell for “I have no reasons”
  • CNN pushing narrative that Barr framed report to support President
  • Anderson Cooper says CNN never made claims against President
    • Coincidence that all their panel guests made claims perpetually
  • Investigating someone, down to the molecular level…finding no crimes
    • Is that the same as being cleared of potential crimes?
  • Anderson Cooper has attempted to take down Trump for 2 years
    • Anderson hasn’t been cleared of collusion with Russia
    • Is Anderson therefore guilty of collusion with Russia?

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Airport Check-In

While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their
mother tried in vain to get them to calm down.

Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, “Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your
immediate control since your arrival at the airport?”

The young mother replied honestly, “The luggage, no; the children, yes.”

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