The Joint of No Return – Tom Sadira

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The Joint of No Return

Tom Sadira

Genre: Adventure

Publish Date: April 1, 2018

Publisher: HIFI Press

Seller: HIFI Press LLC


TAKE A TRIP ON THIS COMEDIC SCI-FI ADVENTURE SAGA! #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLING author Tom Sadira invites you to take a trip to the farthest reaches of outer space in this hilarious sci-fi adventure saga. Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law. He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hair-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined. Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed , a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit? Is he up for the challenge of fighting an evil Reptilian race bent on enslaving humanity? More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up? INTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR  FAR OUT CHRONICLES : “★★★★★ Tom Sadira’s  Far Out Chronicles  has restored the galaxy’s faith in Earth’s ability to produce fresh and riveting science fiction. Without it, the Council would have demolished that dirty, backwater planet long ago.” —  Emperor Izzug Brutag of the 713th Galactic Council “★★★★★ The fast-paced, imaginative storytelling really helps get things moving during the weeks-long excretion rituals of Alpha Orionis, if ya know what I mean.” —  Blek Ylp, custodial engineer in the Betelgeuse system “★★★★★ The rip-roaring adventure series  Far Out Chronicles  kept the G’wark species distracted long enough for us to complete our weapon and wipe out their homeworld. Thanks Earthling!” —  Commander Zrauvvurbu of the Essari Rebellion  “★★★★★ …so witty and delightful it made me wish that my processor core was capable of laughter. I have scheduled it to be stored in my memory banks for more nanoseconds than is logical…” —  Qu’tron Krix, Prime Instance of the Cyborg Continuum “★★★★★ The hivemind of Pollux Major loved the  Far Out Chronicles  so much that we couldn’t wait for more books in the series. We’ve used our forbidden time-jump technology to travel forward in time to get our hands on the complete works of Tom Sadira. All we can say is: it was totally worth the risk of temporal paradox!” —  The Hivemind of Pollux Major Readers have compared the the Far Out Chronicles  series to Douglas Adams '  Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy , Barry J. Hutchison's  Space Team  series, Robert Heinlein, Ernest Cline, John Scalzi, and James S.A.Corey.

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We knew Hova was up to something since he hasn’t had a shape up in a long minute. Today (June 16), Jay-Z and Beyoncé aka The Carters dropped a joint album called Everything Is Love.

Of course, it’s a Tidal exclusive for now.

Jigga and Queen Bey released a lean 9-track album to set your summer off and shuffle everyone else’s release dates.

First up is a video for track no. 2 aka “Ape Sh*t.” The visual was shot at the Louvre in Paris, May 2018 and directed by Ricky Saiz

 

You stream the full album below. Shout out to everyone scrambling to get Tidal right now.

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West Coast rapper 03 Greedo amassed a large following based on not only his much-discussed street cred but also his controversial opinions on the legacy of Tupac “2Pac” Shakur. In recent interviews, Greedo eluded to facing some heavy numbers and after pleading guilty to drug and gun charges, he was sentenced to 20 years in prison.

Pitchfork reports:

L.A.-based rapper 03 Greedo has been sentenced to 20 years in prison, his management has confirmed to Pitchfork. In June 2016, Greedo was charged with possession of more than 400 grams of methamphetamine and unlawful possession of a firearm by a felon, court records obtained by Pitchfork show. This past Wednesday, he appeared in court in Amarillo, Texas, a court official confirmed to Pitchfork. He pleaded guilty on both charges and was sentenced to 20 years in prison, his management told Pitchfork. The charges carried the potential for life in prison.

“03 Greedo will be releasing his music and continuing to change the world through his unique perspective and art during his incarceration,” said TK Kimbro with R Baron Group. “We are dedicated to keeping his legacy intact and growing until he’s back on the streets.”

As stated, Greedo knew the writing was on the wall and promised to flood his fanbase with tunes for years to come while he serves his time.

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T-Pain might’ve been in love with a stripper but I doubt he ever took it to the level Future has.

For the visuals to “The Percocet & Stripper Joint” Future Hendrix locks himself in a telly with stacks of cash, pills, and enough strippers to open up his own club while conjuring up a laid back 90’s West Coast sound to groove to. For some reason this seems like the proper song to play when pulling up the Ashley Madison website.

Mac Miller meanwhile keeps the intriguing visuals off his GO:OD AM LP coming. In “Brand New” Miller imagines his life as the head of an interracial family (like strangely interracial) while working an everyday 9 to 5 like the average Joe Schmo. Needless to say, it was pretty lame, but then again we all know that.

Check out the rest of today’s releases which include work from Travi$ “say something bad about him and Rihanna will come for you” Scott, August Alsina featuring Lil Wayne, and more.

 

 

FUTURE – “THE PERCOCET & STRIPPER JOINT”

 

MAC MILLER – “BRAND NAME”

 

 

AUGUST ALSINA FT. LIL WAYNE – “WHY I DO IT”

TRAVI$ SCOTT – “ANTIDOTE”

P.SO & 2 HUNGRY BROS – “FIRE IN THE HOLE”

 

TORY LANEZ – “B.L.O.W.”

 

 

TRUTH ALI FT. CYHI THE PRINCE – “WHEN THE SKY OPENS UP”

 

MARK BATTLES & KING LOS – “GOING”

 

 

SLIM JESUS – “BUCK BUCK”

 

RICH THE KID FT. KEY! & SKIPPA DA FLIPPA – “PLENTY PAPER”

 

 

EUROZ – “N N”

JON JAMES FT. ERLOVE BLAKE – “ADDICTED”

 

PROBLEM FT. BAD LUCC – “USE 2”

 

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“[Kanye] is my favorite musician. I look up to him a lot,” said Chance. “We started working very recently and have a lot of cool ideas brewing.”

So does that mean Chance and Ye are collaborating? After first hesitating to confirm he has something officially in the works with the GOOD Music head, Chance looked into the camera and made an announcement.

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