Outback Mobile Phone Tower

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Bruce, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, “Well, someone’s gotta go and tell Coot’s wife.

Bruce says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bluey says, “Where’d you get the beer, Bruce?”

“Coot’s wife gave it to me,” Bruce replies.

“That’s unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?”

“Well, not exactly,” Bruce says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Coot’s widow.’ She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a
widow.’ Then I said, ‘I’ll betcha a case of beer you are.'”

Aussies are good at handling the sensitive stuff.

Received from Retief de Villiers.
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