East Coast News Sponsors Pride Event at Chi Chi LaRue’s West Hollywood Store

East Coast News (ECN) has announced it is sponsoring a Pride Parade Celebration all day this Sunday at Chi Chi LaRue’s.

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East Coast News Sponsors Pride Night at Deja Vu Love Boutique in Bakersfield

Adult products distributor East Coast News is sponsoring Pride Night at Deja Vu Love Boutique in Bakersfield on Saturday, June 9 at 7 p.m.
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Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

– Nike “swoosh” on the cross

– Communion now sponsored by Welch’s Grape Juice

– In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Luckies

– Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench

– Personal pew licenses now sold

– Baptismals include dolphin show from Sea World

– Statue of Mary seen holding keys to a Jeep

– Holy water spiked with Diet Pepsi

– The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters

– Luxury pews with wet bar and satellite TV

– Scripture verses brought to you by Microsoft

– Bulletin has coupon section

– The holy water font has Perrier

– In the restrooms, an attendant hands you a towel

– There is a credit card swiper on the collection plate

– Offering envelopes bearing Visa or Mastercard emblems on them

– Handicap parking sponsored by the Family Medical Group, LLC

– Wednesday night suppers sponsored by KFC

– Sunday morning televised services sponsored by the FOX network

– Church vans traded in for Ford Broncos

– Church bell chimes to the tune of the NBC chimes

– Choir robes with the Lands’ End emblem on front

– Sunday bulletins with the CNN logo

– Church flag football team sponsored by the NFL

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Stockroom Sponsors 2018 DomCon Los Angeles

Bondage and BDSM retailer Stockroom has joined Kink.com and Sybian as a major sponsor of DomCon Los Angeles, taking place May 9-13.
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Aneros Sponsors Careers in Sexuality Conference

Sexual health-and-wellness products manufacturer Aneros said it sponsored the 10th annual Careers in Sexuality Conference at Widener University in Philadelphia for the third year in a row. The event is being held today until 6 p.m.
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